Kate Walsh In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2012

- This Britney Spears lookalike makes half a million dollars a year. Doesn’t even have to try. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Cruise has a new movie opening, so ready the former Scientologists and their always hilarious stories of slave ships and girlfriend auditions. [Lainey Gossip]

- Darwin The Ikea Monkey is an animal sanctuary now where he’s no doubt rallying his monkey army for world domination. You all saw the coat. [Dlisted]

- A Muslim 4th Grader’s Letter To Santa will melt your fucking heart. Even one like mine that’s half-cyborg and engineered for future-boning. (Ladies?) [BuzzFeed]

- Anna Faris bounced back from pregnancy nicely. [Popoholic]

- Crystal Harris has a new giant engagement ring because it’s not like Hugh Hefner remembers she has a history of immediately pawning these things. Ask him what year it is and he’ll take a nap on your foot, it’s adorable. [TooFab]

- Celebslam Presents The Hottest Twitpics of November [Celebslam]

- No mortal clothing can contain Sofia Vergara’s cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Lone Ranger trailer has psychic horses in it, so finally, their existence is no longer denied by Hollywood. [FilmDrunk]

- Elisandra Tomacheski is some model in a bikini you’re gonna want to look at. I’d never steer you wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Django Unchained might be Tarantino’s most “disturbing” film, so I’m on board already. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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