- This Britney Spears lookalike makes half a million dollars a year. Doesn’t even have to try. [theCHIVE]
- Tom Cruise has a new movie opening, so ready the former Scientologists and their always hilarious stories of slave ships and girlfriend auditions. [Lainey Gossip]
- Darwin The Ikea Monkey is an animal sanctuary now where he’s no doubt rallying his monkey army for world domination. You all saw the coat. [Dlisted]
- A Muslim 4th Grader’s Letter To Santa will melt your fucking heart. Even one like mine that’s half-cyborg and engineered for future-boning. (Ladies?) [BuzzFeed]
- Anna Faris bounced back from pregnancy nicely. [Popoholic]
- Crystal Harris has a new giant engagement ring because it’s not like Hugh Hefner remembers she has a history of immediately pawning these things. Ask him what year it is and he’ll take a nap on your foot, it’s adorable. [TooFab]
- Celebslam Presents The Hottest Twitpics of November [Celebslam]
- No mortal clothing can contain Sofia Vergara‘s cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]
- The Lone Ranger trailer has psychic horses in it, so finally, their existence is no longer denied by Hollywood. [FilmDrunk]
- Elisandra Tomacheski is some model in a bikini you’re gonna want to look at. I’d never steer you wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Django Unchained might be Tarantino’s most “disturbing” film, so I’m on board already. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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She’s ready for a cold winter.
Yeah…. I’d hit it.
(sorry I’m not wittier, brewing coffee now)
I would love to bend this woman over a desk
Wow Kate! You can leave your hat on.
That Britney Spears lookalike is doing better than the real thing!
Oh man she has no ass.
true; but it also means she doesn’t smell like feces kardashian.
Now that’s a Flat Ass. I hate Flat Asses
problem with big asses, #1 they look deformed, (unless the woman is massive all over that is) and more importantly, #2. they stink – like shit. horribly. kim kardashian and nicki minaj could both make a veteran stable boy gag and vomit in disgust. cavernous ass owners like those two nitwits, employ armies of photographers to airbrush the stink lines that their asses create in pictures.
small bums are both incredibly cute and nearly stinkless.
That’s a traditional white girl ass right there.
Let us all remember how hot she was in this Cadillac ad (theater of the mind, people!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEw1rsBUak
Nothing wrong with that ass. I’d spank it till it was good and rosy.
Awful face, flabby gut, no hips. Nice tits though, would boink.
Not bad.
Sad. She has no ass…
Jesus, did you see that alpaca sweater Anne Hathaway keeps in her thong?
Like any guy, I like a little meat on the bone…but, er, um….ah, what the hell!! I’d pull down her mom-jeans, and bang her senseless in the laundry room.
I have no idea who this woman is but i’d totally stick it in her. The only thing in the way getting permission