BEST OF 2014: Kate Upton Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

DECEMBER

This may come as a shock to you, but Kate Upton’s giant topless breasts were looked at repeatedly on the Internet which is practically unheard of and defies almost everything we know about online communication. This is a learning place, not some titty emporium where naked Brazilian models hilariously outperform the reality stars they’re spoofing. I don’t know where you people get your ideas from.

Posted: 12.11.14

Original Post: Kate Upton Is Topless

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