Kate Upton & Katherine Webb Unveiled The ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Last Night

February 12th, 2013 // 26 Comments

Despite CBS being a puritanical boring-hole where shows only your mom watch go to live for 800 seasons, each year Sports Illustrated debuts the new swimsuit issue on Letterman, so here’s Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal and Alyssa Miller outside the Ed Sullivan theater where they did their best to keep their vaginas unpuffed despite every good and right natural instinct in their body. Fortunately, one of them was brave enough to show underboob and, fuck me, a portal to hell just opened. You were right, CBS! You were right! NOOOO…

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  1. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    She should really get that mole on her lip checked out. And by checked out I mean “rub my penis on it”.

    what? You don’t come here for Shakespeare, so screw you.

    • Shakespeare

      Verily, Princess Kate, upon thy mole
      I shalt rub my turgid member
      Until pleasure breaks as a summer’s dawn
      And coats thy visage with my wretched dew.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Upton and Webb look like Iowa and Wisconsin girls, respectively.

  3. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Her calves suck.

  4. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Am I the only one who sees weird whitish circles around her breasts? Is there angled glass in front of her dress I can’t see?

    • JC

      I see them. I suspect they’re some kind of anti-nip shields to keep the delicate viewers of CBS from seeing any nip-pokies caused by the (usually) cold temperatures in the TV studio.

  5. Nick Saban

    Katherine Webb was on the Dan Patrick show this morning and they show candid footage of what goes on between on-air segments. Unposed, her face gives her a masculine boxer look. Gotta be doggy for her.

  6. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, someone tell Lindsay Lohan’s leg to stay the fuck out of the picture!

  7. After checking out the SI photos and video of her in body paint, I’ve come to the conclusion that in a couple of years, at most, she is going to be going the way of Jessica Simpson, Kirstie Alley, & Kathleen Turner. She better latch on to some rich guy FAST, the future does NOT look good!

  8. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Geez, do some calf raises already.

  9. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    She is quite a dish.

  10. Kate only looks good in a bikini. Not that any guys are complaining, but…I have never seen her wear an outfit that was flattering to her figure. Maybe she just needs a new stylist. That dress in particular does nothing for her. Everything she wears other than lingerie or swimwear dials back her hotness to “just above average”.

    Or am I too being too critical?

    • asdfasdf

      imagine if you were standing in line next to that at a supermarket, or the movies, restaurant. in real life she is stunning, pretty face, tall, thin, blonde etc.

      looking at pics its too easy to criticize: no one can ever be perfect.. but in real life you wouldnt think twice about someone like this having wrong size calf, wring placed mole, big ears whatever we can come up with.

      • yeah, maybe so – but if I was staring at her tits, slack jawed, drooling, and mumbling incoherently at the supermarket, I’d probably get slapped or dragged off by the cops, so I’ll just sit here at my computer happily ogling her lady parts, pantsless, and ripping her for being fat, goofy looking and for having some weird shit glued to her nips.

  11. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    I’m right there with you. I see it too and have no idea what it is. That said, I’m 100% sure she’s wearin spnax pantys. That’s way she suddenly kind of has a waist line.

  12. Gary Grant

    I bet Verlander isn’t complaining.

  13. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    I know no one here looks at her face probably, but there’s something off about it – I think its the eyebrows -to dark if you want to be blond

  14. wow look at all the jealous b here
    go Kate! Finally someone who doesn’t look like a transvestite from Brazil with man’s face and praying mantis 14 year old body. Beauty always wins so learn to Live with it!

    • annalovesBJ

      Fuck you Anna Burenkobitch or whatever the hell your name is! Just because a person doesn’t like something doesn’t mean they’re jealous or a hater. Go stick your head up your father’s asshole!

  15. fucking jealous bitches

  16. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    That is definitely not a flattering outfit. It shows her true body shap, and it ain’t pretty, Dorothy.

  17. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    She’ll look like jessica simpson in a few years

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