Kate Upton’s Breasts Still Want To Sell You Skullcandy Headphones And Other News

February 18th, 2013 // 11 Comments
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- Considering Mindy McCready was an alcoholic – and possible alleged murderer – who left behind kids the state already took away from her, yes, the appropriate reaction here is, “Aw, no, way that bitch shot her dog?” [BuzzFeed]

- And now here’s a bunch of chicks with awesome breasts to make everything all better. [theCHIVE]

- Jeremy Renner‘s knocked up model ex may have pooped out his baby already, so look forward to seeing him wearing it on a chain so people stop calling him gay. [Lainey Gossip]

- Oscar Pistorius‘ girlfriend was supposed to give a speech to high school students about domestic violence the day she died. Yeesh… [Dlisted]

- Amanda Bynes apparently thinks her apartment building is a college dorm, but nobody wants to get baked and play Goldeneye with her because she’s fucking crazy. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Tisdale midriff, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Nicole Eggert looks like this now. [TooFab]

- And to apologize for that, here’s Sara Jean Underwood. Quick, quickly now! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hayden Panettiere after a bout of giant penis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Warner Bros. is ready to immediately reboot Batman if Man of Steel bombs which they seem to be completely banking on. Not good. [FilmDrunk]

- Travis Barker will only travel by sea now. Understandable. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. That was fucking retarded.

    And for the record, i would kick Big Boy’s (who??) ass in Black Ops 2.

    • André 3000′s collaborator of Outkast fame. I really can’t speak to his Black Ops 2 skillz, though, whether they be mad or not.

      • That’s who I thought it was, but then she described him as “one of the biggest stars in hip hop” and had to think what the hell he’s done since Outkast’s last album.

      • Yes, he hasn’t done much in the spotlight recently, but Outkast is legendary. He doesn’t even really need to do anything ever again. His legacy is set.

        I think Kate was pretty funny here. They played her “white girl out of her element” character well. All the hip-hop slang she was throwing down sounded really funny coming from her. Given that this is the first time I’ve heard her speak, I was satisfied. And like the dude said, she’s got beautiful “eyes”

    • Wulfy

      Pretty sure that’s Army of Two. Moron.

  2. rob frost

    1st bitches

  3. Cock Dr

    I wonder how much she got paid for that bit of nonsense.

  4. Mike Nike

    Hey you dicklickers………..Give Mindy McCready her proper fucking dues with a nice picture and an expression of regret. Thanks. Love the site. Read it daily.

  5. I wouldn’t play Goldeneye with Bynes either. An FPS with one joystick? What is this the middle ages?

  6. “Kate Upton’s Breasts Still Want To Sell You Skullcandy Headphones And Other News”

    Kate Upton’s breasts could sell me ice cubes in the Antarctic or an overcoat in the Sahara. She’s really keen!

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