Kate Upton’s Breasts Still Want To Sell You Skullcandy Headphones And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2013

- Considering Mindy McCready was an alcoholic – and possible alleged murderer – who left behind kids the state already took away from her, yes, the appropriate reaction here is, “Aw, no, way that bitch shot her dog?” [BuzzFeed]

- And now here’s a bunch of chicks with awesome breasts to make everything all better. [theCHIVE]

- Jeremy Renner’s knocked up model ex may have pooped out his baby already, so look forward to seeing him wearing it on a chain so people stop calling him gay. [Lainey Gossip]

- Oscar Pistorius’ girlfriend was supposed to give a speech to high school students about domestic violence the day she died. Yeesh… [Dlisted]

- Amanda Bynes apparently thinks her apartment building is a college dorm, but nobody wants to get baked and play Goldeneye with her because she’s fucking crazy. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Tisdale midriff, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Nicole Eggert looks like this now. [TooFab]

- And to apologize for that, here’s Sara Jean Underwood. Quick, quickly now! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hayden Panettiere after a bout of giant penis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Warner Bros. is ready to immediately reboot Batman if Man of Steel bombs which they seem to be completely banking on. Not good. [FilmDrunk]

- Travis Barker will only travel by sea now. Understandable. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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