Kate Upton Might Be Some Kid’s Prom Date

March 20th, 2013 // 17 Comments
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Over the weekend, high school senior Jake Davidson posted a video to YouTube asking Kate Upton to be his prom date which she surprisingly responded to because apparently all those tweets about smothering me to death with her tits weren’t “Degrassi” enough for her. We’ll see about that… *steals Drake’s wheelchair* People reports:

“You had me at hello. You are the yin to my yang,” Davidson says in the amusing homemade clip. “I’m Jewish, 5’9″ on a really good day, and I can’t dance. At all. You’re Christian, 5’10″ and that ‘Cat Daddy’ video should’ve won an Oscar for best short film. You could say this is destiny.”
He goes on to list the things they have in common – for example, she’s been on the cover of Sports Illustrated, he reads Sports Illustrated – and then, on bended knee and clutching a dozen roses, he invites her to prom.
Davidson posted the video Saturday. On Tuesday, Upton responded on Twitter. “How could I turn down that video! I’ll check my schedule.”

Unfortunately nobody will be going to prom thanks to Mel Gibson reading this and lighting the entire Earth on fire. It’s called taking your cousin, Jake.

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  1. That Cat Daddy video is a work of art. Send it to the Smithsonian now!

  2. anonym

    she’s just being nice.

    but in the end, she will say her schedule is full. Another photoshoot with Terry.

  3. Anonymous

    His voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

  4. Look, kid, why waste your night with someone who’s just going to get back in her limo at 11pm?

    Aim lower, and you’ll have a better chance of a BJ later in the evening.

    And that’s what it’s all about.

    • Deacon Jones

      That’s a good point…..HOWEVER, I guarantee all the girls at that school will try getting in his pants. They like that shit

  5. Kid will probably blow his load when he sees her step out of the limo.

    • Firecrotch McBatshit

      As will every other guy at the prom. Whose dates will hate themselves that night. Might even be at least one suicide attempt.

  6. Erica

    Every man I know finds her boxy and ugly! men want a real women with a WHR like Christina Hendricks. Kate has no waist and skinny chicken legs. Men prefer real curves.

    • JC

      Yeah, that must be why she’s been on the cover of SI Swimsuit twice–because nobody wants to look at her. It’s an intriguing business decision, picking a woman that no one finds attractive in order to make money. Weird.

    • Anonymous

      Men prefer real curves is Erica’s way of saying she’s chunky and a handful of guys she’s met have told her they all like fat girls when in reality they’re just telling her that in hopes of getting to have intercourse with her.

      No straight heterosexual male would turn down Kate Upton. The second they say that they would is them just admitting they’re into cock.

    • Kate Upton has an incredibly cute face, she seems to have a dynamite personality with a great sense of humor, and she has magnificent tits. Just the kind of girl I’d take home to meet my mother.

      Erica, someone is handing you a load of shit!

    • Reason

      Never said this to a girl before, Erica, but you’re a fucking idiot. Kate Upton HAS “real curves.” She may not have as many curves as you think make one “curvy”, but she’s got ‘em. On a good day, when she’s at her cutest IMO, Kate Upton is kinda chubby. She also has the most tantalizingly “long” hips / long navel to hoo-hah region I’ve ever seen. Even in the Terry TV video above (which proves there is a God, by the way) she is a little thinner than I think she should be. And she’s jiggling. Not just her boobs, either: her tummy is soft. Fine as fuck, is what this chick is. Anyone who says any different is either blind, gay, or a bitter catty chick like you.

  7. Let me guess, some rich connected Jewish kid whose daddy set this bullshit up. I am sure Kate totally had the option of turning him down. Douche.

  8. Jeff

    I’d suggest he try this with someone a little more realistic, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, but she’d probably interpret it as a marriage proposal.

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