Just Kidding! Kate Upton Loves Her Boobs

April 17th, 2014 // 18 Comments

Earlier in the week, the Internet lost its shit after becoming deeply concerned that Kate Upton might get a breast reduction because she hates her giant boobs. Except now she’s backtracking those remarks which she claims she never said probably because people called her out on how she got famous in the first place. So if you think I’m going to let her get away with that, you’re goddamn right because her breasts are gigantic. Would she like to murder a puppy? Because I can get her puppies. I’ll get her all the puppies. Just say the word.

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  1. Ross

    But hates her face I bet.

  2. Sian

    Nothing wrong with her face.

  3. Oh BABY

    Butterface for sure. All she is is a pair of big tits.

  4. Kate Upton tucks her hair behind her head with the sun setting behind her
    brick
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    She’s so soft and cuddly looking. Like a great big teddy bear…that I want to f*ck!

  5. Kate Upton tucks her hair behind her head with the sun setting behind her
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    With all the soft focus, I thought Barbara Walters finally got some decent tits.

  6. coljack

    How does she feel about her vagina? This scandal needs to be uncovered from all angles.

  7. Rick

    She should reduce her waist… so she can finally have one…

  8. Asker

    quick poll – how long do you think you’d last if she let you have a go?

  9. Kimmykimkim

    It’s not her boobs she should be worried with anyway. It’s her lack of other feminine bodily features like hips and a waist. She’s all rectangle. But whatever gets you off, I guess.

  10. Kate Upton tucks her hair behind her head with the sun setting behind her
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    It would be a shame if those two glorious orbs went under the knife. What doctor in his right mind would take steel to those pups?

  11. Kate Upton looking to the side during her Sports Illustrated body paint bikini shoot
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    “If I put my hand up like this I can hear a seashell.”

  12. Kate Upton poses topless in a body paint bikini at sunset on a beach
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    “If I put my hand up like this I can hear a seashell.”

  13. Kate Upton naked kneeling in the sand during sunset with a body paint bikini
    Skeeter
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    She looks great. I’d love to eat and bang her anus once I’m done playing with her boobies. I bet her anus is gorgeous and delicious. WOW!

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