Kate Upton Might Be Dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Because “Kate Upton Had A Bagel For Breakfast” is a post I would write without hesitation, here’s a rumor that she’s dating Ukrainian Joey Fatone. Via Us Weekly:

Whatever their status, the pair certainly looked like a couple when they dined a deux at Scalinatella in New York City’s Upper East Side neighborhood. “They were very canoodly,” an eyewitness tells Us, noting that the birthday girl and her purported beau arrived late and were holding hands at the table. “It was a very intimate meal.”

Of course, there’s the question of whether or not Maksim Chmerkoskiy can effectively handle Kate’s breasts considering this is what happened the last time he dealt with a large object:

Your boyfriend’s a ghost, Kate Upton. Someone had to tell you.

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