Kate Upton Might Be Dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy

June 12th, 2013 // 13 Comments
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Because “Kate Upton Had A Bagel For Breakfast” is a post I would write without hesitation, here’s a rumor that she’s dating Ukrainian Joey Fatone. Via Us Weekly:

Whatever their status, the pair certainly looked like a couple when they dined a deux at Scalinatella in New York City’s Upper East Side neighborhood. “They were very canoodly,” an eyewitness tells Us, noting that the birthday girl and her purported beau arrived late and were holding hands at the table. “It was a very intimate meal.”

Of course, there’s the question of whether or not Maksim Chmerkoskiy can effectively handle Kate’s breasts considering this is what happened the last time he dealt with a large object:

Your boyfriend’s a ghost, Kate Upton. Someone had to tell you.

Photos: Splash News


  1. AtomicMug

    Yankees suck.

  2. Billy Rubin

    wasn’t Jeter available for servicing her ?

  3. ThisWillHurt

    That’s not Kate Upton. Where are her breasts?

  4. I’d sell my soul to motorboat those tits just once, but I’m pretty sure Satan is getting my soul anyway.

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    Those lessons in “Hat” back in modeling school are finally paying off.

  6. Behind every big breasted blond is a sweaty Ukrainian.

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    Lady in the back “Sit your azz down, I can’t see!!!”

  8. joe cano

    Only 9 comments so far? Its almost like nobody gives an ish about Kate Upton unless her boobies are hanging out.

  9. Captain Dick

    I still don’t see wth all the fuss about this girl is? She’s not hideous, but she’s way overrated. Not as hot as say Adriana Lima.

    Big cans. Big deal.

  10. SLiver

    Why are the pretty ones always so stupid?

  11. Burt

    Her family is loaded (great-grandfather founded Whirlpool and uncle is in politics). There you have it. You either have to fuck someone or be related to someone to become famous in the US (Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian did both).

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