Good Morning, Kate Upton, And Other News

October 15th, 2012 // 23 Comments

- It’s Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz rapping. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip]

- Breasts: Is there anything they can’t cure? [theCHIVE]

- Hulk Hogan wants the FBI to catch whoever leaked his sex tape now. Although I doubt anyone who saw it would deny it’s an act of terrorism upon the Internet’s eyes. [Dlisted]

- The Space Jump has already been reenacted with LEGOs. This is why we have an Internet not counting porn, cat photos and more porn. [BuzzFeed]

- AnnaLynne McCord should wear a shorter skirt. [Popoholic]

- The Walking Dead returned last night. [TooFab]

- Leather-clad Emmanuelle Chriqui anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ben Affleck‘s beard deserves an Oscar, raves Vince Mancini. [FilmDrunk]

- Bar Refaeli‘s still tweeting bikini pics. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Agent Coulson lives! [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    All I know is that without surgical intervention her tits will be down to her knees by the time she hits 40.

  2. Don’t miss the comment on the linked D-List page regarding Hogan’s belly button.

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    SexJihaad9/11
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    Kate Upton at The Premiere of ‘YES’ During the Festival in my pants.

  4. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    tony
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    my mom always told me “don’t worry about the girls in highschool with the big boobs” she said “they always grow into them” this proves that point. girl needs to hit the gym, pretty soon photoshop won’t be able to help..

    • Crissy

      She really does need to hit the gym, but do you really want her to? I mean, how are you gonna feel when she looks awesome WITH big boobs?! Ow!

  5. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    mrsmass
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    she needs to stick to what she knows, too small bikinis. she looks dumpy in clothes.

  6. Gary Grant

    To wake up with those funbags in my face is a perfect way to suffocate.

  7. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    LegMan
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    Dissappointing legs.

  8. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    dirtdog
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    Are they real?

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    BARB
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    She looks better with her mouth closed

  10. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    The dress does nothing for her -too tight at the waist. She’d be better off and much more comfortable out of it.

  11. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    She’s got nice (real) tits, but I just can’t get into broads who look 12 at 20.

  12. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    mariska
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    everytime i see this girl i only think “omg she looks so dirty.. in bad way, not the sexy one .. but the smelly one .. i dunno..

  13. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    F, K, M in this order

    Butt, lower body, tits

  14. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
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    I say I say those boobs are massive. I would love to have the zoom button back? Physics states we don’t float around due to gravity.As she ages she might have to live on the Moon or Mars…..But I like……..

  15. Kate Upton Cleavage No Premiere New York Film Festival
    Fo
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    Good Lord…. What an awful torso. women arent supposed to be shaped like that

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