Kate Upton’s Banging Diddy
There’s a rumor going around that Kate Upton is dating Diddy, so now we all know how much money it takes to touch her giant greats. In related news, I rigged every single one of these pics of Kate in a bikini to transfer your bank account into mine, so go ahead and try to stop that from happening.
UPDATE: I already dove into a gold vault and have an appointment for “GIZMODUCK DEM TITTIES!!!” at noon. It’s been five minutes.
UPDATE: They both just took to Twitter to say they’re not dating. I win!