‘Kate Plus 8′ Got Canceled, The Gosselin Reign of Terror Has Ended

August 16th, 2011 // 49 Comments

“Let’s see, 8:15: Go for a jog. 8:45: Fall off the face of the Earth into the mouth of a dragon.”

If you were standing outside yesterday and noticed the clouds magically part as a golden ray of sunshine shined down upon mankind, TLC canceled Kate Plus 8 after enough people finally realized watching a shrew harpie with Tara Reid‘s stomach raise eight Asian kids is how other countries torture enemy combatants. Anyway, Jon Gosselin is surprisingly chipper about it because he’s a moron and doesn’t realize allowing his kids to be on television was the only thing keeping him from paying $8 billion in child support. RadarOnline reports:

“I hope they can have more private family moments,” he added. “I hope that this will bring more privacy to my children and that they can get the proper attention they need for any personal issues they might have in the future.”
Gosselin confessed that he learned of the cancellation via a “press release,” but that he wasn’t surprised by it.
“Contracts have to end at some point. I think everything had run its course and it was time to come to an end anyways.”
… The couple share custody of their eight kids. Jon has a steady girlfriend and lives in an apartment not far from his ex-wife’s large house.
“I have no clue what her next move is,” Jon said. “I hope she dedicates more time to the kids now and I wish her the best as she goes forward with whatever career she wants to pursue.”

Yes, brilliant move, Jon. Anger the beast holding all the cards. Let’s add that to your list of accomplishments* since TLC and Kate decided a divorce would be awesome for ratings and thought they could get away with a show starring just her. I’m sure Kate’s not looking to lash out or anything for that exploding in everybody’s faces. She’s always struck me as the calm, rational non-Grinch face type.

*Highlights of Jon’s Accomplishments:
- Tried to work for Christian Audigier after spending all his money from the show on Ed Hardy T-shirts. “Hmm… college fund or this sick dragon tee? Dragon tee.”
- Befriended Michael Lohan.
- Primed vagina for Michael on the back of an ATV.

Honestly, I can’t even come up with a pithy remark for these people anymore. The only way they could possibly redeem themselves is to have their eight Asian kids use their natural talents at math and science to build them a flying car which they then crash into anyone trying to birth more than three multiples. And Octomom. Right into fucking Octomom. You brought that thing into this world, you can take it out.

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  1. woohoo so this means no more of that uppity fucking cunt here, yes?

    • no. I fear that this means she is going to be even more out there now. the cunt has already spent every dime those 8 slaves made for her. she cannot handle being without money and not being the focus of attention. that was the main reason she got artificially inseminated to begin with. now that she does not have the show you are going to start seeing this train wreck EVERYWHERE and that is going to be a sad, sad day. at least when this stink twat had a show I could easily ignore her by not watching it. now she will turn up on everything to get that next dollar. plastic surgery doesn’t pay for itself.

    • Kim

      your comment that the “asian kids should use their gifts at math and science” are completely rasist and gross. You are ignorant and thoughtless.

    • Jack Ketch

      Whoot !! Hopefully yes … and then she can (quickly) fade into oblivion, a fame-whore nobody famous for nothing except popping out kids like a self-serve tennis ball machine and being a cast-iron bitch on wheels. Christ, she already looks 20 years older than her actual age. Now, if something similar could befall the Kardashian family (en masse), that would be bangin’ !! Here’s hoping …

  2. Maeby

    you got something against asians?

    • General Disarray

      I love how a complementing stereotype offends people.
      Non-Asian: You Asians are so smart. You excel at math and science!
      Asian: No we’re not, you fucking racist! We’re dumber than you think.

      If someone were uninformed enough to call me a genius I think I’d just let them believe it.

      • Blech

        I’m with the General. Jeez fucking Christ, get over yourselves some of you.

      • missskitttin

        Let them. They have to bitch about something. I bet Asians wouldnt like it if their stereotype was prostitute rings or nail studio clerks….

  3. “Let’s see, ‘8:15: Go for a jog. 8:45: Fall off the face of the Earth into the mouth of a dragon?’ .”
    us dragons would never eat something as putrid as that. hell we will even chew on Tara Reid’s vagina after giving her husband a mercy killing. but i do say i wonder if he is dumber than a farm turkey. Hell we will even marry Jennifer Love Hewitt or her twin sister Rose McGowan. not much in those fairy tales about dragons abducting virgins.

  4. Vivian

    If this show got cancelled, what are the chances of Jersey Shore being cancelled too?

  5. I like the fact that Kate said she intends to pursue inspirational speaking etc. Literally not one mention of spending time with the kids. Not one. She’s a princess . . .

    • spoken like a true huslin’ famewhore

    • She’s what Octomom was hoping for.

      How is it that Octomom got shut down from the start but this vapid cunt was allowed to prosper? They are both one of the same.

      They both filled their uterus’s up with little bags of money in hopes of making quick millions off the slack jawed knuckle dragging mouth breathers that are the American society.

    • mel

      her inspirational speaking could inspire millions of men to pull a russell armstrong. who in their right mind would want to be within 10 metres of this noisy cunt? i remember years ago, there was an individual who couldn’t listen to the voice of mary hart from ET because the tone of it gave him seizures. same thing with this gosselin monstrosity.

  6. wtf

    … ding dong the witch is dead! …

  7. Buddy the Elf

    Finally.

    Now she would actually be worth watching … as the delusional cunt clings desperately to TV and throws away the dignity she never had. She will whore herself out like never before and turn the VICTIM up 1000%.

  8. Dan

    PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS BITCH EVER AGAIN.

    That is how she gains her power. Let her fade into obscurity.

  9. Kate Gosselin Kate Plus 8 Cancelled
    guy rossi
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to self. Get surrogate for having kids; leave wifes stomach in tact

  10. oneone

    give her a break , man. it’s a tough world out there, hard to earn a buck.
    le her be., for kids sake

    • kHateSux

      You stupid fucktard.
      THE KIDS were the ones working like slaves for 150 episodes – they have plenty of money to live comfortably if fame whore TV addict with no talent mom would just be a goddam parent for the first time in her life.

  11. Kate Gosselin Kate Plus 8 Cancelled
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    That tattoo of winnie the pooh on her leg goes great with the abdominoplasty related derangement of her belly button.

  12. donna markelionis

    I think the whole show was full of shxx if my man cheated i would of beat both of there axxes no matter who they ate or how much money we had on TV PR not o would go to jail for the might i don’t care she made her self look stupid

  13. barbosa

    The tattoo of winnie the pooh on her leg goes great with the abdominoplasty related derangement of her belly button.

  14. Venom

    Worthless stuck up bitch.
    It is amazing how she walks around like she is a god and acts like she has accomplished so much when in reality all she is a trailer park chick who would be fat and broke living off of welfare if she did not happen to look like a younger Nancy Grace and was lucky enough to pop out 8 Asian kids.

    She is a midwest middled aged white woman’s dream; a blonde white woman with Asian kids, natural born ones just make it even better.

  15. Kate Gosselin Kate Plus 8 Cancelled
    iola
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally!

  16. mel

    today is a good day! i won’t have to use my A-K! although using an ak on kate gosselin certainly wouldn’t be considered a waste of bullets by most sane people out there. fuck this self-righteous, money grubbing, child-abusing pile of taint-stained stink!

    • mel

      also, i would tune into a reality show starring kate gosselin if it were title, “so you, kate gosselin, think you can survive a shark attack!”

  17. Jon Gosselin Kate Plus 8 Cancelled
    Rachizzo
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS!

    not pictured, Octomom.

  18. John

    Everybody to the bar, I’m buying!!!

    Seriously though, much more work to be done people…

  19. Blech

    It’s as if God has finally answered someone’s prayer.

    Please take Octo away, too.

  20. Kate Gosselin Kate Plus 8 Cancelled
    deb
    Commented on this photo:

    GOOD RIDDENS

  21. paul

    Here we see the exact moment when the first offer of “Kate Plus 8 inches” comes in.

  22. dontkillthemessenger

    When Tiger Woods cheated, everyone said, “Poor Erin”.

    When Jon Gosselin cheated, everyone said, “Poor Jon”.

    At least half of those kids will be certifiably crazy.

  23. Hawk

    She’ll be back. There are plenty of cable channels out there.

  24. Harding Cady Stanton

    “Eight that aren’t so great PLUS EVIL MOM Incarnate !”

  25. Jack

    I’m glad it’s canceled! Since when does having a bunch of kids make you a TV star?! Now the kids will be able to do stuff without a camera watching them!

  26. Jon Gosselin Kate Plus 8 Cancelled
    DK
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one disgusting dude! Why in the world would she ever marry this bum?

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