Us Weekly has apparently learned the name of Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s daughter who, according to my knowledge of royal lineage, will be dubbed The Supreme Empress of Biscuits upon her birth at which point Parliament shall cede all of its power to her, ushering forth a new era of jellies and assorted jams. Via Hollywood Life:
The name of their little girl will be (drumroll please…)
Elizabeth Diana Carole, in honor of William’s grandmother Queen Elizabeth! The middle names will also be in tribute of their parents, William’s late mother Princess Diana, and Kate’s mom Carole. Carole is also the Latin variation of the name Charles, and Elizabeth is Kate’s mom’s middle name!
While many speculated that the couple would name their baby in honor of Princess Diana, Elizabeth resonates with the both William and Kate more, since the name also runs in Kate’s family. Plus, Queen Elizabeth hadn’t been a huge fan of Lady Diana when she was in the royal family — and the royal couple can honor the Queen, since their baby (boy or girl) will be the next heir to the throne.
“My, how splendid of the Duke and Duchess to place my name next to.. her,” The Queen remarked. “I do believe this has given me the perfect nickname for the child. I shall call her, Sids. 007! The crib. Make it.. unsafe.”