After the world learned yesterday that her Royal Naked Majesty Kate Middleton was not only pregnant but hospitalized with morning sickness (Something in all my years of covering celebrity pregnancies I’ve never seen happen before or even knew was a thing. Then again I know next to nothing about the female anatomy. Wanna talk about Wolverine?) it only took a few hours for the copycats to come rolling in starting with Holly Madison who went into the hospital last night, according to E! News:
“Almost 7 months and morning sickness took hold! Glad to be otherwise ok, tho,” the Peep Show star wrote, also showing off a picture of her IV.
If you think it’s a bit of a stretch to say Holly Madison copied the exact illness of a pregnant royal for publicity, keep in mind she once stooped to having sex with Criss Angel so literally anything is possible with this woman. She’s probably at Wal-mart right now buying green hair dye, shotguns and a copy of The Dark Knight Rises. “Hmmm, should I burst in before or after he fights Bane? I love planning baby showers!”
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ehhh
I know. The thought of having sex with Criss Angel is giving me morning sickness too.
Soiled
If the possum was wealthy and could help her make a grab for “15 minutes of fame” she’d fuck it.
It’s 2012, have we pretended pregnant women aren’t disgusting long enough yet?
If one were to fantasize about punching her in the stomach first and then having sex with her you might be able to deal with the preggers thing.
Of course, you gotta get by the infanticide thing….but at least you have options.
This is the first time I’ve ever found her attractive.
Hey Holly, that fake nose won’t pass on to your kid.
I’m sure the event has an open bar, She didn’t need to sneak a keg in.
ORANGE hair dye. Not green.
Wait, what? Who’s the father?