Holly Madison & Kate Middleton Are Totes Twins
After the world learned yesterday that her Royal Naked Majesty Kate Middleton was not only pregnant but hospitalized with morning sickness (Something in all my years of covering celebrity pregnancies I’ve never seen happen before or even knew was a thing. Then again I know next to nothing about the female anatomy. Wanna talk about Wolverine?) it only took a few hours for the copycats to come rolling in starting with Holly Madison who went into the hospital last night, according to E! News:
“Almost 7 months and morning sickness took hold! Glad to be otherwise ok, tho,” the Peep Show star wrote, also showing off a picture of her IV.
If you think it’s a bit of a stretch to say Holly Madison copied the exact illness of a pregnant royal for publicity, keep in mind she once stooped to having sex with Criss Angel so literally anything is possible with this woman. She’s probably at Wal-mart right now buying green hair dye, shotguns and a copy of The Dark Knight Rises. “Hmmm, should I burst in before or after he fights Bane? I love planning baby showers!”