Pippa Who?

July 30th, 2012 // 43 Comments

“I want to thank you for this, my love. You see, my family didn’t appease the Nazis for me to grow up and have a wife whose arse is eclipsed by that of her sister. It’s simply not done. Like having a castle with teapots who don’t talk like Angela Lansbury and have little teacup children. Some things just shouldn’t be.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    I bet she freaks the fuck out if a bit of jizz gets in her hair. And that was before this “princess” thing happened, it’s only worse now.

  2. Is it just me or is her head bigger than her body?
    (she’s gotten so skinny…)

  3. Cock Dr

    A woman who aspires to be queen of England should look good in a bikini. Someone naturally thin, who won’t need to go into bulimia mode after birthing the heir and the spare.
    This is a newer requirement, but the next generation of royals seems to be all over it.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    William is packing nicely here.

  5. Cardinal Fang

    Thin lips. She’s not a sucker of cock.

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    Yep.
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    Wow. those gap jeans really blew up everywhere.

  7. I see that Flat Ass Syndrome runs in the Middleton family.

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    Johnny B
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    I see a royal dick bulging?

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    RacistPete
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    I would do such treasonous things to her…

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    I see nothing special about the asses on these women. Why is everyone going on and on about them?

  11. Basement Jack

    Her shoulders are wider than her hips.

    No thank you

  12. She’s built like a twink. Not a really good look…

  13. Nelle

    No kidding I see hardly an ass! My ass is considered obese to this baby butt

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    “Psst, Harry…I really wanted you!”

  15. anonym

    that ass is too skinny and small

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    Giorgio
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    Well tah tah Kate. You have a nice assternoon…er afternoon.
    Oh Will, your so swwet!

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    Colorful
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    Who read this, will be knowing what will happening in the future. I will meet and date henry in 1 year. The only one colorful. Bye

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    lily
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    her ass is nothing special…in fact its flat like a pancake. but they work with what they have in great britain…not many attractive women hail from there…

  19. Stupid

    She has no ass!!!

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    Dweezel
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    Why do the thumbnails for these and the full-sized pictures not match up? All their legs are chopped off.

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    Tyler Perry
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    gorgeous face, butt is too small

  22. I'd Hit It

    Justice for that ass has been achieved with those jeans. Glorious.

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    Nat
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    OMG look at his crotch

  24. They are likely both gays.

  25. Herman Bumfudle

    whoooh! i think i’m bi. just kidding ladies, honest – ly!

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    damn! that’s tight!!! maybe you need to relaxxxxxxxx!

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    ok! now i feel like i’m being royally buggered!

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    oh, that was a downer. not funny, no smiley face here!

  29. SeeAlice

    Kate is super hot . Long Live the Future Queen !

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    wilbur wonka
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    I like girls with a small ass. there is less there to get in the way when I fuck them from behind and I can get my dick up in there further and harder

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    Johnny
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    She is a Goddess tier specimen of a female. Beautiful face, tall and thin, long shapely and graceful legs with perfect leg to torso proportion. She just oozes poise, class and beauty. I would be able to die happy if I could bask in her glory all day and night. What a lucky man that fucking guy is!

    • Heechul's Yeojachingoo

      Kate has the long torso/short legs combo going on. Because she is tall most people assume she’s leggy. She’s beautiful but short legged.

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