“I want to thank you for this, my love. You see, my family didn’t appease the Nazis for me to grow up and have a wife whose arse is eclipsed by that of her sister. It’s simply not done. Like having a castle with teapots who don’t talk like Angela Lansbury and have little teacup children. Some things just shouldn’t be.”
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I bet she freaks the fuck out if a bit of jizz gets in her hair. And that was before this “princess” thing happened, it’s only worse now.
Well yeah, because being doused with semen leads to hair loss. In any case that is what appears to be happening to William.
So that’s where my boyfriends bold spots came from…
It’s true, male pattern baldness is a myth. The reality is bald guys all give lots and lots of blowjobs.
Is it just me or is her head bigger than her body?
(she’s gotten so skinny…)
A woman who aspires to be queen of England should look good in a bikini. Someone naturally thin, who won’t need to go into bulimia mode after birthing the heir and the spare.
This is a newer requirement, but the next generation of royals seems to be all over it.
The subtext of your comment suggests that Queen Elizabeth looks good in a bikini. I’m inclined to trust you on that.
I think that image is actually on several British, Canadian & Australian coins now in circulation.
I’ll bet her boobs begin on one side of the coin and end on the other.
William is packing nicely here.
Thin lips. She’s not a sucker of cock.
Wow. those gap jeans really blew up everywhere.
I see that Flat Ass Syndrome runs in the Middleton family.
It’s actually not ‘flat’, just small.
But I suppose calling it ‘flat’ would make your fat, cheesy ass feel better, no?
I’m proud of my male, chunky, hairy ass.
I see a royal dick bulging?
I would do such treasonous things to her…
I see nothing special about the asses on these women. Why is everyone going on and on about them?
Her shoulders are wider than her hips.
No thank you
She’s built like a twink. Not a really good look…
No kidding I see hardly an ass! My ass is considered obese to this baby butt
“Psst, Harry…I really wanted you!”
that ass is too skinny and small
Well tah tah Kate. You have a nice assternoon…er afternoon.
Oh Will, your so swwet!
Who read this, will be knowing what will happening in the future. I will meet and date henry in 1 year. The only one colorful. Bye
her ass is nothing special…in fact its flat like a pancake. but they work with what they have in great britain…not many attractive women hail from there…
who else is willing to bet that lily is a fat american?
She has no ass!!!
Why do the thumbnails for these and the full-sized pictures not match up? All their legs are chopped off.
gorgeous face, butt is too small
Justice for that ass has been achieved with those jeans. Glorious.
OMG look at his crotch
They are likely both gays.
whoooh! i think i’m bi. just kidding ladies, honest – ly!
damn! that’s tight!!! maybe you need to relaxxxxxxxx!
ok! now i feel like i’m being royally buggered!
oh, that was a downer. not funny, no smiley face here!
Kate is super hot . Long Live the Future Queen !
I like girls with a small ass. there is less there to get in the way when I fuck them from behind and I can get my dick up in there further and harder
Maybe if your dick wasn’t so small, you could handle fucking a woman with a real ass.
She is a Goddess tier specimen of a female. Beautiful face, tall and thin, long shapely and graceful legs with perfect leg to torso proportion. She just oozes poise, class and beauty. I would be able to die happy if I could bask in her glory all day and night. What a lucky man that fucking guy is!
Kate has the long torso/short legs combo going on. Because she is tall most people assume she’s leggy. She’s beautiful but short legged.
So what?? She can’t help having the body she does.