Behold! Her Majesty’s Carpet Matches The Drapes

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2012

“This one no shave pussy. INTO THE VOLCANO!”

For those of you just tuning into the Internet, a few months back Kate Middleton and Prince William basically ran around Florence rubbing their naked genitals all over anything and everything including themselves. Except despite numerous lawsuits and promises from The Queen herself to make whoever publishes paparazzi photos of their sexy, hot colonialism “end up just like that strumpet Diana, no I will not shush up” more and more keep surfacing online. Which brings us to Danish magazine Se og Hør who just published blurry shots of Yon Fur Biscuit of Cambridge that of course the whole Internet is going to want to look at because what else are we going to do? Talk to girls so they can stab us in the eye with cooties? YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME. *dives out window*

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