Behold! Her Majesty’s Carpet Matches The Drapes

September 29th, 2012 // 27 Comments
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“This one no shave pussy. INTO THE VOLCANO!”

For those of you just tuning into the Internet, a few months back Kate Middleton and Prince William basically ran around Florence rubbing their naked genitals all over anything and everything including themselves. Except despite numerous lawsuits and promises from The Queen herself to make whoever publishes paparazzi photos of their sexy, hot colonialism “end up just like that strumpet Diana, no I will not shush up” more and more keep surfacing online. Which brings us to Danish magazine Se og Hør who just published blurry shots of Yon Fur Biscuit of Cambridge that of course the whole Internet is going to want to look at because what else are we going to do? Talk to girls so they can stab us in the eye with cooties? YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME. *dives out window*

Click Here To Scope Out Bottomless Pics Of Ye Royal Brillo Pad On Egotastic

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  1. I was sort of expecting hardwood floors…

  2. Cock Dr

    That was underwhelming indeed.
    Hardly worth a weekend update, but it is nice to see the blogger awake before the crack of noon. Kudos!

  3. Ribbit

    Actually, judging by what appears to be a tanline, it looks like she does in fact shave it.

  4. Thanks Fish. I Some pics of royal snatch was just what I needed.

  5. Val

    Only reigning monarchs are addressed as “Her Majesty” – not Kate at this time. She is now considered an “HRH” or Her Royal Highness.

    • I’ll remember that the next time I am staring right at her tits, vagina, and ass. Wouldn’t want to have the wrong title floating around in my spank bank.

      • I would love to ass fuck you, Your Majesty!
        “Well perhaps if you had addressed me correctly, you could have, but now, not a chance.”
        My profuse apologies, Your Royal Highness…
        Ahhh…that’s more like it. Well…c’mon then…

      • XGL

        You guys both are hilarious. I was thinking the same thing. How embarrassing for you to give her the wrong title! It’s not embarrassing that her naked snatch is all over the interformation superhighway, but rather than YOU gave her the wrong title.

  6. DeucePickle

    Bumblebee Tuna, everyone. Bumblebee Tuna.

  7. CuriousTroll

    It’s so funny how they pretend this shit ain’t on purpose. Of course she’s going to show her junk to the world. That’s what being ‘famous’ is all about these days.

  8. Herman Bumfudle

    the bottom line is she’s beautiful, gracious and kind. fu*k off! every woman has the right to be beautiful in the eyes of god. genesis 6:2.

  9. baja

    pssssssssst: americans do it the cheap way.

  10. Jaime

    That woman is finer than frog hair.

  11. head shaker

    I know this won’t make me very popular here but…who cares??? only the English, and their puritanical spawn known as the US, would care about naked bodies. It’s all fine and dandy to watch horrifically violent videos but everyone starts acting like my 13 year old son the moment they see “boobies” or a snatch. How very pathetic.

  12. XGL

    I still feel bad for her. She didn’t want this to happen and I’m sure it’s quite embarassing for her. I’m glad the monarchy is supporting her, but she’s a wife now, and they don’t have much of a choice. The truth of the matter is she did this on a private vacation, not a public place. Completely different things.

    That being said, this headline made me laugh out loud.

  13. grobpilot

    We have cameras that can see fifty billion light-years away with sharper focus than this crap. Or, maybe the paps are getting carried away with the amount of Vaseline they use for stroking while trying to take naked pics.

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