Kate Hudson Will Take Brad Pitt’s Dick If Angelina’s Not Gonna Use It
It’s barely been a week since Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, and Kate Hudson is already calling dibs on Brad’s penis. But just for a little while then you guys can have it. She just wants to borrow it. Us Weekly reports:
“You know what I really want right now? Honestly — I’m just gonna be honest — I want [a] funny [guy]. Funny makes me happy. But I just want someone really hot!” the Deepwater Horizon actress, 37, said on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show. “Like, I just want, like, a hot guy right now. Not quite for life, you know.”
When the shock jock, 62, asked if she’d like to hook up with someone as genetically blessed as the 52-year-old Fight Club hunk, Hudson — who called it quits with ex-fiancé Matt Bellamy in 2014 — enthusiastically responded: “Yes! I think Brad is very, very handsome.”
In related news, a fuel truck reportedly smashed into Kate Hudson’s house this morning, but the driver fled the scene before police could arrive. He was last seen heading west on a Power Wheels before commandeering a hot dog cart.