- I think I just found my Banner Girl. [Egotastic]
- The Situation is releasing a rap album. Of course. [Popeater]
- Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend should be subject to Megan’s Law or free 17-year-old BJs for everyone! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Andrew Garfield is your new low-budget Spidey. [Dlisted]
- Ashley Greene puts the cleave in Eclipse. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jennifer Aniston’s date looks familiar… [Lainey Gossip]
- Marisa Miller on the cover of FHM. [Popoholic]
- Sophie Turner jogging > Kate Gosselin jogging. By about 8 billion miles that don’t make my penis scream. [IDLYITW]
- Tori Spelling’s husband is probably going to have trouble thinking of reasons to live. [The Fab Life]
- The Greatest Mel Gibson Gallery Known to Man. [Celebslam]
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maybe it’s just me. I could be just imagining it…but is her belly button too high? It seems like it. I don’t know. Oh well. She looks good for 8 kids. I don’t like her but yeah.
I was thinking the exact same thing. It looks like it’s in the wrong place. must have been the surgery, pulling back that much skin you know…
Jen Aniston’s date looks like the retard from Gigli.
(crap… did i just admit that i watched that?)
Awful..
If I looked like that, I’d head right to the liquor store every morning and start furiously pounding vodka in the shower (aka Nic Cage, Leaving Las Vegas)
Why the hell is her belly button directly below her sternum??? I thought they were typically located a little bit above the pubus?? Bad, BAD plastic surgeon.
Thank you! I was wondering what looked wrong about this picture. Her belly button ought to be at the belt line of her bottoms
her plastic surgeon forgot to give her a waist, too…
She’s a huge cunt but still look alright for having that many kids.
i juost looked at the pictures of Rosise jones banner girls and i went bolind. am typing blind but man it was worth it
Ahh that’s more like it, Kate. Susan’s back boyles seems a little less attractive now. And stop trolling the Superficial, how will the masses goof on you effectively, if you keep fixing things the next day.
It would be interesting to know if make-up was invented by a woman or a man.
NEWSFLASH! Kate Gosselin jogs with running shoes!
NEWSFLASH! Kate Gosselin jogs with athletic bra!
Let it go, Fish! Slow news day, I’m guessing?
As always. Fish doesnt post much on Fridays because he’s hungover/masturbating.
I’d hit it……….with my truck
HAHAHA
no i think hes too overly excited about the possiblility of a lindsay lohan drug overdose over the weekends.. he cant stay still enough to type!!
i wanna punch her
man there are so many other chix that are offensively gross to look at. Not really this one tho.
No ass shots? She actually looks pretty good for once.
I have never heard of Sophie Turner before, but holy shit she’s H O T !
still lookin slaggy…
oh, and she looks like an older Kendra Koalburner…
she isn’t making ugly faces anymore? she must have seen what she looked like the other day. I’d still rail her every night until I was sick of it.
Day 1: Ha ha! She’s not wearing makeup!
Day 2: Ha ha! She’s wearing makeup after being mocked for not wearing makeup!
But whatever. I’d still enjoy her company all over her face on the days she didn’t have the kids (as would most people here, most likely).
no amount of makeup can hide ugly
would not hit that
i don’t like it……………..
Not hot………………..Not athletic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so she is not planning to sweat?
Paint an old house with as many coats as you wish…it’s still an old house.
Not athletic?? Look at the muscle tone in her arms. The lady is batshit crazy and a bitch, but she looks pretty damn good (even if her belly button placement is way off haha). Now if we want to talk about BAD PLASTIC SURGERY, what’s up with this Sophie Turner’s face? That was just SCARY.
Shes contractually obligated by Nike to go jogging in front of the paps.
Just like how she couldn’t take her own daughter to the doctor when she sprained her ankle because she had to film her Hasbro commercial aka “family game night”!!
She looks pretty hot for a middle aged woman. Too bad she’s such a sefl absorbed CUNT…
She has double rolls of fat under her armpits, ewww…
fucking this bitch would be like throwing a pencil into a garage
Handjobs only, anything else would be just wrong.
I’d still let her sit on my face, unwashed, post-jog.
Ugly ugly ugly
Yeah baby
There’s a mother of seven in real life who does not exploit her children, and she has a solid six pack and no stretch marks!