Kate Gosselin is Here to Steal Christmas

December 2nd, 2010 // 33 Comments

After spending her morning trying to claim her kids weren’t expelled from school despite simultaneously blaming Jon for it, Kate Gosselin stepped out in New York on Wednesday to remind everyone this is the time of year when she straps antlers on her dog and breaks into your house. To prove my point, Taylor Momsen looked at that face and started having flashbacks of being told not to flash her chest at Jim Carrey.

TAYLOR: But I’m eight and my parents put me in show business…
RON HOWARD: I was Opie, bitch.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Sony Insider

    That lead image is almost asking for a holiday photoshop contest..

  2. zeke

    what a fucking pig.

  3. Jennny

    wow. she really looks like the grinch.

  4. Michelle

    Maybe she went and got a face lift. It went wrong and boom you have ugly Kate….oh wait we already have that. Wow what a waste of money then.

  5. Sorry but the part for Jack Skellington in a live action Nightmare Before Christmas is not available. come back when Tim burton decides to make one.

  6. Kate Gosselin
    El Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Here she looks like an adult and cleaned-up Britney Spears.

  7. nick

    you are a genius.

  8. kulit

    she reminds me of britney spears.

  9. truth

    Just think, boys, this is AFTER $100,000 worth of plastic surgery and a promise to Lord Summerisle that one of the eight will be sacrificed to the Wicker Man for hopes of future prosperity.

  10. GingleJanglez

    oh no thats a classic i crapped myself face.

  11. Bitch stole a third of xmas–she’s a Ho.

  12. Elle Bow

    Is it me, or does she look like Dina Lohan here?

  13. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate to say it but at least OctoMom is home with her kids. Both women are horrible but geez – when is this woman with her children??? She used them solely to become a ‘celebrity’ and now she’s just out getting her hair done, tanning, jogging, making appearances etc. Who goes on a talk show to discuss their childrens anger? Why not be at home with them trying to work through it?? They should be taken away from her. Ugh.

  14. I’m terrified because what would she look like if she had NOT had the cosmetic surgeries?

  15. mark

    she has a wonderful underbite.

  16. All that plastic surgery and they skipped her neck?

    She’s lucky she survived Thanksgiving.


  17. TheDuuuuuude

    Gold-digging whore (with a clown car for a uterus!!!)…

  18. Facebook me

    If she spent at least half the time she does for herself, “Mommy Time,” getting done hair extensions that look atrocious, tanning, plastic surgery, etc., on her kids, they might have at least half a shot realizing their mother is a cunt and at being normal.

  19. The Hater

    Get rid of this bitch and her rank cooter.

  20. “Yourrrrr a Vile oneeee, Mrs Grinch … you’re an angry Vaaapid Soouuuuuuulllll, your pussy is a canyon, your lips as black as coal, Mrs Grrrrriiiinnch … Why I wouldn’t touch you with .. fishe’s 2 and a half inch pooooooolllleeeeeee!!!”

  21. Jebadiah

    When will this idiot’s 15 seconds be over (as well as the father’s)? In hind sight, it would appear those eight kids were a means to their D-list celebrity status. Losers!

  22. aera

    Down coat with opened toe shoes?!?! You stupid hick.

  23. Turd Ferguson

    Worst Mother Ever.
    Oh – and a complete lying bitch, too.

  24. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she is about ready to sneeze out another kid.

  25. McFeely Smackup

    She looks like someone painted Dr. Laura orange.

  26. Kelley

    She has saggy skin already at age whatever, 35 ? Yikes, imagine waking up to that … yeccch.

  27. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look it’s Diva Kate out shopping for shoes again. Pretty soon she will have throw her kids on the street so she can fit all her shoes in her mcmansion. God she is scary looking. The botox is giving her that startled look.

  28. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that purse boy Steve holding Queen Kate’s umberella?

  29. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell would bring on a look like picture #1? Is there ANY word on what went on in the custody hearing on Tuesday? Was her choice of sitter while she was galavanting in Mexico with her ?????? also brought up? Why would you leave eight (count ‘em, 8) kids with a teenager and give instructions that no one is to be in contact with their father? Does one of those children have to die before a judge will wake up and realize she is NOT fit to be responsible for them?

  30. Robert1

    A lot of jealous people commenting on her, phuck ‘em all Kate, take every dollar that comes your way and laugh all the way to the bank.

  31. Kate Gosselin
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks just like Dina Lohan! lol!

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