I felt like we needed a break from all the awards coverage, so here’s a now-blonde Kate Beckinsale vacationing in Mexico over the weekend. I honestly don’t know how to react to anything not involving a red carpet right now, so I’m mostly just sitting here mumbling, “pretty lady,” while smacking my keyboard with a sandwich in the hopes something witty will come out. So far I’ve managed to narrow it down to “H9G8(*8UQ2[NNKA’AO)(1**!(*#2%xA,” a system reboot and “I’d beckon that sail.” God, I hate decisions…
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She looks great and that’s the cutest bikini!!
she is fantastic looking. Thank you for posting douche!
i’d have been FIRST if my fingers weren’t so goddamn fat :(
why, do you type with your fingers?!
dang.
Great legs. Attn ladies, this is why you workout. This is an almost 40 mother.
AGREED.
I liked her hair brown better.
I’d still hit it…..she’s very underrated
Not underrated: she was named Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” in 2009. And people didn’t go to those (first two) “Underworld” movies *just* to see vampires fight werewolves….
ladies and gentlemen, we have a winter bikini winner!
Unfortunately, the ruffled bikini, huge hat, and ridiculous blond hair does little to divert my attention away from the huge boner she just gave me.
Seen here using Mexican sign language to signal she needs to poop and will be right back…
LOL!
ftw
Perfuckingfection.
before (as brunette) = A Goddess
after (as blonde) = A Goddess +++
Picture of her sitting…Yikes! That’s a lot of skin there sweet tits…. Still, pretty fawkin hot.
I prefer her natural hair color, but SHEEEEIT, she could have green hair and STILL blow all those other Hollywood HAGS out of the water.
Kate B = THE hottest woman alive. bar none.
Goddess!
Oh no, my vas defens just blew up.
Greatest MILF of all time!
Also FRIST!
Pic #11 can see what looks like evidence of lipo across the lower belly.
Because most goddesses needs help to stay so…goddess-y.
What a sweetie she is. She indeed does deserve all the best.
That makes finally quite sense.
Whether it’s a phallic symbol or a parasol what’s right behind her. It does protect her anyways against harmful exposure to radiation..
to quote Martin Luther King Jr.” I have seen the promised land”
Fuck, she’s stunning.
I don’t think I could sleep with her, I hear she smokes heavily.
ahahahaha, good one
The ULTIMATE MILF!
but unfortunately her T*TS were amputated, folks.
Mila Kunis AND Kate Beckinsale both getting posts in the same day! Man, would I ever love a chance to sexually disappoint both of those women…
“hey kate! why are you running away??!? oh..never mind the boner..that’s just my way of showing i like you.” ; )~
she is quite lovely.
nice belly
Kate Beckinsale has that rich woman hotness. She is slender, always has a pissed off look on her face and idk just “that” trophy wife vibe. I’m surprised she didn’t go blond earlier, that’s all she was missing to be the ideal woman for obnoxious upper class men who wear black socks and loafers.
Why do so many perfectly attractive women decide to make themselves look hideous by going blonde?
WORD.
you have read my mind.
blonde=BLAH
I knew that one day she will show her true face,no,I mean hair color.
She’ll always look best as Selene in Underworld to me.
She is so fine, but the blonde thing was a very bad idea.
I hope its a wig! Though she is pretty being blond too, but the hair is definitely damaged.
kate keep your hair dark brown
Alright, fuck Heidi Montag and all those other plastic bitches. This is true beauty. Not only is she drop dead gorgeous, but she’s classy.
Stunner right there.
Woot! So glad to see Carly geittng some well-deserved recognition. CALL ME MAYBE is shatteringly fabulous! Maybe now we can move up the album’s release date ?