Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to marry him. I’m not even joking. People reports:
“Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” Kat told PEOPLE at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood on Thursday.
Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is “The One” for her, she answered, “I believe he is, so yeah.”
As for how and when she first knew her feelings for James were so strong, she said, “Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don’t remember. But it was something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were.”
Jesse James was asked if he’s happy and simply muttered, “Yes,” which was obviously code for, “I’m just here for the tattooed vagina.” On that note, I’m pretty sure Sandra Bullock read the part about Kat saying Jesse is “The One” then proceeded to piss herself laughing before making out with Scarlett Johansson because that’s how I choose to remember her: Proud, yet not afraid to go lesbian for money. (Redundant? You’re right.)
Photos: Splash News, WENN
girl who takes it in da butt | September 3, 2010 at 11:38 am
she is nast
Glenn Beck's Eyeballs | September 3, 2010 at 12:14 pm
I like her. She’s got a tight body and you know she does “kinky” kind of things, unlike my body’s wife.
Why do you think I’m such a paranoid, irrititable asshole?
Richard McBeef | September 3, 2010 at 12:25 pm
she is nast, but i think if you hit her with a belt sander for 15 minutes or so she wouldn’t be half bad. Maybe even better if you spent an extra five minutes shaving down that fupa in pic 5
what’s up with china doll face? why do chicks think that having a different colored face compared to the rest of their body is a good look?
girl who takes it in da butt | September 3, 2010 at 12:53 pm
actually, i’d assume she’s boring in bed. just like she’s boring on the show. she uses tattoos to make up for it.
Glenn Beck's Eyeballs | September 3, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Boring? Perhaps. Manipulable? Absolutely = Butt fuck mania 3000! YEOOOWWW!!
pimp | September 3, 2010 at 2:06 pm
dude looks like a lady…
Katie | September 3, 2010 at 9:49 pm
I concur Richard, if you want to be pale don’t go tanning for fucks sake, put on some damn sunscreen. And I’m heavily tattooed but I look normal, at least. I hate that every girl who has a massive amount of tattoos has to try to look like a drag queen. Scrape the makeup off, have normal hair and get on with life. The tattoos are enough to make people look twice, you dont need to make yourself up as a hooker, too. Aaaand my rant is done.
HITLER | September 4, 2010 at 12:32 am
Girl who takes it in da butt,
you nailed it. they’re a pair of posers.
lets just call them nerds.
girl who likes it in da butt | September 4, 2010 at 9:14 am
sure thing, hitler!
shankyouverymuch | September 6, 2010 at 3:11 am
Have you ever seen Kat Von Dipshit’s feet?!?!?!!!!
Lord almighty! like two giant lumps of greasy sweaty dough with fay maggots for toes- just the GROSSEST things ever, !!!
fester | September 3, 2010 at 11:41 am
How many chickens must lose their heads while these two are allowed to roam free?
LucaBrasi | September 4, 2010 at 10:45 pm
fester FTW!
Duke | September 3, 2010 at 11:45 am
Does anyone know what her real hair looks like under all of those ugly wigs? Does she have any hair or a tattooed head that she is trying to hide?
fester | September 3, 2010 at 11:51 am
Dunno but Jesse’s hat is hiding a giant foreskin (cuz he’s a dickhead, get it?).
Peanutty | September 3, 2010 at 11:54 am
She has stars along her hairline.
iola | September 3, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I get it. Hilarious!
Doesnt she have a make up line? Is she advertising all of the different tone of make up on her face that day?
ECHO134 | September 4, 2010 at 2:50 pm
WELL PUT
Randy | September 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
I think they are the perfect couple and wish them all the world of joy as Mr. and Mrs. Illustrated Man.
Kelley | September 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
God, he looks SO happy in these shots, doesn’t he ? I can barely stand it, lol !!
Nique | September 3, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Haha, thats what I thought. You can nearly see how he has realized what a good woman he lost.
dorothea | September 5, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Looking at the pics they never look at each other except for one pic. This is a publicity stunt, for what I am not sure. He looks utterly miserable which I think he deserves. He needs to focus on his kids and straightening himself out. And yeah Kat has had only 9 boyfriends….this week….please.
shankyouverymuch | September 6, 2010 at 3:04 am
‘Nique’ … He didn’t “lose” her, he threw her away like ignorant stupid LOSER that he is- :O(
dudeatdudedotdude | September 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
they’re both so nauseating. give it how long before he’s goin out behind her back?
fester | September 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
Any second now Kat will discover that he drank all her booze and her dog is pregnant.
Richard McBeef, PHD | September 3, 2010 at 12:27 pm
double blind studies have continually shown that while man can have intercourse with a dog, viable offspring are not possible.
Nique | September 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm
so you blind folder your self and the dog than….kinky
KV | September 3, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Wouldn’t it be funny if she cheats on him first ? She has done that before hasn’t she ?
Peanutty | September 3, 2010 at 11:54 am
I just started watching LA ink, and I am kind of on the fence about Von D. I don’t think that she is as talented artists as Corey, or the English guy. And I thought she was dating the Motley Crew guy.
Burt | September 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Hannah Aitchison (seasons 1 and 2) was by far my favorite. Check her out on Facebook to see some of her work.
Peanutty | September 3, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I remember her. She did the pin up girls, right? Did KVD chase her out too?
Bored with life | September 7, 2010 at 12:55 am
Hannah rocks!
James | September 3, 2010 at 11:56 am
The man is in his 50′s. He should stop dressing like a 20 year old. He actually looks silly.
Amy | September 3, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Agreed. When you’re 50, it’s time to let go of the trendy hats, stop shopping at Pac Sun, and stop taking embarassing pictures of yourselves in bikini’s (I’m looking at you Demi).
it aint easy being Rough | September 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Totally agree with you two. This man should be walking around with his pants under his nipples, a pair of powerful hearing aids and the overwhelming stench of Ben Gay that would knock out Evander Holyfield… What is wrong with him?
ajp | September 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Not that it changes your overall point, but he’s only 41.
James | September 3, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I dont know about pants under his nipples….but he tries to dress like a gang banger, but doesnt pull it off.
IbdaJudge | September 7, 2010 at 10:03 am
Though he has proven himself a complete idiot as far as his social skills are concerned, I’m not sure how he dresses has anything to do with anything. He’s only 42, filthy rich, and was bangin Sandra. He could wear wrangler ropers and flip flops and still have a better grasp of his life than all of you.
Amy | September 3, 2010 at 11:58 am
What a dumb whore. I mean, really,,,what a dumb whore. It’s women like her that give us all a bad name.
Virgodoll | September 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Totally agree with u, on that one
Jase | September 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
I used to like Kat, before she became a gaping hole of a tramp.
I love her work, but I can’t ever take take her serious.
Every guy she bangs is ‘the one’.
Brooke | September 4, 2010 at 1:56 am
This. Exactly.
She used to be so hottttt, too, before she got swept up in Hollywood and started taking a knife to her face. She’s apparently younger than me (I’m 26) but she looks ten years my senior with all the gunk and plastic on her face.
The Gouge | September 5, 2010 at 11:00 am
Apparently you’re not old enough to do basic math, douche-nozzle. She’s 28, which would make her two years -older- than you.
timmy the dying boy | September 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm
They deserve each other.
oooaaahhh | September 3, 2010 at 12:08 pm
she has a “gunt”.
meat | September 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm
She looks sperminated…. That gunt is a baby bump.
dude | September 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm
so true. She has a disgusting body. Her media nickname shoudl be “Fupa McGunty.”
Kat VonD | September 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I’ve fucked 3,352 men, but only had 9 boyfriends.
Jase | September 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm
lmao…exactly.
meat | September 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm
3,353, Don’t forget about me bb. Oh that’s right you were too jaked out on heroin to remember.
Kat VonD | September 3, 2010 at 12:19 pm
I think I remember you! You were the one I had to pay $100 to stick it in my diseased, ink scarred rathole.
meat | September 3, 2010 at 12:32 pm
99.95 BB, you gave me change.
mohammed's taint | September 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
I was the one, or one of those, who pissed in your ass…but I don’t expect you to remember
fester | September 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Is it true that Jesse is the original Goatse?
Brooke | September 4, 2010 at 1:59 am
Oh man, goatse. I remember when I would send the link to people and they still hadn’t heard about it yet. Now it’s like “What’s thi– oh, goddammit. That’s so ten years ago.”
SNR | September 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm
In short, she is disgusting.
ATL | September 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm
These neo-Nazies are perfect for each other.
Turd Ferguson | September 3, 2010 at 12:15 pm
a little too much face makeup there, Dog.
Chris | September 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Hollywood trash – go away!
Kerri | September 3, 2010 at 12:17 pm
didn’t he just tell the world that he is going to spend his life trying to get sandra back? so far so good buddy! what a dick.
suprgrl | September 3, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Typical right? he’s a fucking douche who didn’t know a good thing when he had it.
McFeely Smackup | September 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm
clearly Sandra wasn’t his type of girl, who didn’t know that from the start? He likes tattooed porn stars, not exactly the Sandra Bullock type. She knew who she was marrying, and he knew what his type was. fuck em all.
LACoolKid | September 3, 2010 at 12:18 pm
My feelings for Kat Von D aside you must realize that this is a spectacular publicity stunt to clean up Jesse James’ act and catapult Kat Von D even further up the slutbag ladder of fame. For a girl who boldly attempts to be a boarderline feminist she has really done a 180. Both of them are in tune with the reality tv circuit and it won’t be far off that we are watching a shitshow unfold at 10k per episode. Stand by America….more trash coming your way!
Jill | September 4, 2010 at 4:06 am
aaaaand…..*DING *DING *DING- “We have a winner, folks!”
BWT | September 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm
My god…would it be possible to dress any more like a douchebag?? What a tool…
suprgrl | September 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I hate jesse and I hate kat. They belong together. He is a dirty old man and she’s just dirty. Have fun now kat, hope you enoy the disease he’ll give you from all the girls he’s going to cheat on you with.
Howard the Duck | September 3, 2010 at 12:44 pm
there are diseases that she doesn’t have? She should feel ashamed about all the girls that will get her diseases from him cheating.
NeO | September 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
LMFAO
props to u
Maeby | September 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm
wow she does NOT have the body for that dress.
combustion | September 3, 2010 at 12:51 pm
she’s got a pooch belly.. full of tacos.
fester | September 3, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Douche Meets Bag, A Love Story
dudeatdudedotdude | September 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
wow between the preggers dog and this ur on top form today! :)
Mike Hawk | September 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
He not only wishes he was in MS-13, he dresses like it too. Hope someone checks his status as well as administering STD, Hep C & rabies vaccinations to both he and it.
Marcus | September 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Even Hitler would not approve.
McFeely Smackup | September 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
“I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,”
what the fuck does THAT even mean? She sounds as stupid as she looks.
I can’t help but wonder who it was that molested her so thoroughly to get her into the current fucked up mind state.
Jill | September 4, 2010 at 4:08 am
ok, here we have “Winner #2″
Parker | September 3, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I can’t believe that douchebag’s luck. Kat von D is like 10 steps up from Sandra Bullock. Half her age, twice as hot, has her own business, and I’m willing to bet she won’t be adopting any kids from total strangers.
jim x | September 3, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Twice as hot? Have to differ there. Also, Sandra B. has her own business, a pretty successful production company.
But I will admit, I am surprised in her going for him. It’s a fame-based business decision / crazy “I can change him and make him a bad boy ONLY FOR ME” thinking.
Parker | September 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm
You must be an older person. Nothing wrong with that but these days, when comparing two women, the age difference is always inversely proportional to the hotness. Sandra is a wheezing 47 year-old and Kat is a hot 27 year-old. Yes, all the tattoos are distracting but I wasn’t thinking about marrying her only having anal sex with her on a regular basis. Whatever business Sandra owns is going to be as boring as she is whereas Kat runs a tattoo parlor which is always full of young hot chicks. If elderly women do any hanging out at all it’s usually at church or anyplace else full of elderly women. Sandra’s a nice old lady but Kat is a hot babe. There’s really no point to be argued here. If she was up against another 27 year-old then sure but when you do the math against an elderly, some would say “mature” or “aged”, woman then it just doesn’t work. I really have no say in the matter. It’s got something to do with what they call “natural selection.”
Bow Down Assholes | September 3, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Parker, you don’t fuck a lot of bitches, do you. You got no g-a-m-e!
Neighbourhood Watch | September 4, 2010 at 3:02 am
Parker needs to get himself a cougar.
it aint easy being Rough | September 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I would like to take this unique opportunity to apologize to Ms Kat for just entertaining the thought of having her bang a guy without him being her boyfriend. I’m a pig, and ashamed.
Jen | September 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm
i think he should do porn. he fucks enough porn stars. and id like to see how big that vanilla gorilla REALLY is.
AstroTwins | September 3, 2010 at 2:00 pm
We couldn’t agree more. Here’s a little astrological analysis of this tattooed train wreck that’s already going off the rails! http://astrostyle.com/Blog/2010/09/03/kat-von-d-jesse-james-love-actually/ophira/
McFeely Smackup | September 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
astrological analysis? really?
I thought only teenage girls still took that crapola seriously.
richology | September 3, 2010 at 3:11 pm
fuck!! thats sum scary lookin’ shit…..i wanna cum on them tattoos
stev | September 3, 2010 at 3:20 pm
she looks like michael jackson.
oh i know | September 3, 2010 at 3:22 pm
kat’s looking a little michael jackson-ish…same plastic surgeon perhaps???
TrueBeliever | September 3, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Scrabble? Hahaha! He couldn’t spell ‘Cat’ if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘a’. …
Racer X | September 3, 2010 at 4:17 pm
ATTENTION WHORE needs more attention.
/so skanky you can smell her through your screen
la belle | September 3, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Wow. She is definitely a huge step down from gorgeous Sandra Bullock… is it just me or is her body all different shades of skin color?
Sardonic | September 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm
They look like an odd set of collectible action figures.
Giggles | September 3, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Yeah, right Jesse. All that crying and bellyaching was for real, huh? You seemed to have moved on rather fast…and to another skank like you were banging. Gross.
®ustymustdie | September 3, 2010 at 10:22 pm
ya think she uses a bit of foundation? her fuckin face is bleached white next to her mexi skin.
captain america | September 4, 2010 at 12:04 am
there is a new sort lunatic in town, folks.
Demi Moore | September 4, 2010 at 1:55 am
WTG, guys, for making me more ashamed of being a white person. I think we’re on our way out, I really do. Thanks, Republican party, biker douchebags, and Jesus.
Hyon Festa | September 4, 2010 at 1:59 am
These both look as if they are made for each other. Aren’t they..?
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Dr. Freud | September 4, 2010 at 6:26 am
They suit each other well. They are both of the same social status. I sense a real connection/relationship.
Normally I would badmouth, but these two actually make sense.
Zoe | September 4, 2010 at 12:28 pm
I don’t know, but does anybody else think that he has weird zombie eyes?
ECHO134 | September 4, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I NEVER LIKED THAT FUCKER,B/C OF THE WAY HIS EYES LOOK,AND THAT GIRLY ASS VOICE.
ECHO134 | September 4, 2010 at 3:46 pm
HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST SUCKED ON A LEMON THAT OR ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS(TRANY’S)TEA BAGGED HIM AND HE CAN’T GET THE SMELL TO GO AWAY
thenisaid | September 4, 2010 at 7:43 pm
that chick is stupid, I’ve watched her show. Her tattoos are bad, like a 13 year old realizing they have a bit of artistic talent. They should absolutely be together so they fuck up each others’ public careers and then we don’t have to know about them anymore.