After her people denied the two are more than just friends, Kat Von D apparently tweeted then untweeted today (Yet somehow it’s still there.) that she is in fact dating Jesse James which confirms reports from TMZ that they were “touchy-feely” in Vegas over the weekend.
So this either proves Kat Von D is a Nazi, or Jesse James has finally gotten over his dad abusing him and recognizes he deserves a classier brand of tattooed vagina. Personally, I’m going with both and also assuming they had sex in the Ark of the Covenant before delivering it to Herr Führer because he’s going to romance this one right this time. “No forced sexual intercourse to keep your job for you, baby. Sieg heil!”
Photos: Splash News
jenna | August 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm
She’s kinda ugly.
ass eatin' imam | August 18, 2010 at 5:43 pm
…and you infidels want to bad mouth us for requiring women to wear burkas!
tony | August 19, 2010 at 2:32 am
yeah i totally agree. shes butt ugly
josh | August 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm
That’s a good news indeed. But who are those two fine people ?
sean | August 18, 2010 at 3:11 pm
I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
Franky | August 18, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Good for you…perv
ass eatin' imam | August 18, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Barney Frank? Is that you?? Look forward to seeing you at the next fundraiser.
tony | August 19, 2010 at 2:35 am
sick mother f*****r, to be a per isone thing, but to be proud enough to post it, you really need help buddy. you sick f****ck.
ClassyDirtyChick | August 19, 2010 at 10:46 am
errrrrr something tells me he was joking Tony…. or do you really think a guy who likes boys would be looking at this titty site.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Alpha Pablo | August 18, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Figures…
fester | August 18, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Personally, I think Bombshell was more attractive but then I’m a sucker for propeller tits.
JB | August 18, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I used to think she was so pretty
Snaggletooth | August 18, 2010 at 3:25 pm
If you’ve ever been to jail, you know what that lightning bolt tattoo means.
It had to be said | August 18, 2010 at 3:33 pm
What’s it mean? I have not had the pleasure.
Deacon Jones | August 18, 2010 at 3:51 pm
The SS baby!
mynameisstolen | August 18, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Her grandparents WERE nazis who fled germany for argentina after wwii. It all makes sense.
McFeely Smackup | August 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm
that explains why she doesn’t use her real name “Katherine Drachenberg”, because it sure sounds like a good Nazi name.
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm
He was Hitler’s pool cleaner.
oh i know | August 18, 2010 at 3:28 pm
now that’s what i call “trading paint”! hehehe!
chopchop | August 18, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Ummmm, is that a Golliwogg (blackface minstrel) tattoo on her right shoulder? Jesus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwogg
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 3:47 pm
god i remember when robertson’s jam would send you a golliwog if mailed in some proofs of purchase. my little brother bleached his cos it scared him lmao
so when you’re no longer the leading nazi story–and someone dies on PCH not far from your home–what does mel do…?
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38724935/ns/today-entertainment/
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Dude, thanks but I confess I am scared to click any link you offer.
Can’t afford to be blinded right before the drive home.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 4:56 pm
i kno. fwiw that’s mel’s “accident” story. and someone got me back earlier in the week for bluewaffle and lemonparty. it all evens out in the end
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 10:26 pm
tell u what doc if i do post another trick link i’ll *cough* once. it’ll be the signal. cos ykno, its like what my dr sometimes tells me to do. right as my goolies get grabbed by the coldest hands on earth. i should get a boner just to embarrass the old bastard
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 18, 2010 at 9:24 pm
In addition to playing a cock doc on TV do you also perform tattoo removals? I happen to have a tat of Sandra Bullock pole dancing on my pee pee maker. For some reason her head looks like the dress worn by the wicked witch in Wizard of Oz…..
‘I’m melting….I’m melting…..”
stevebeagle | August 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
what the hell did she do to her face ? not talkin tats.
she looks like a tranny.
Jen | August 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
way to date down, jesse.
gil | August 18, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Kat Von D can taste Sandra Bullocks pussy on Jesses dick!
anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 8:53 pm
yeah but Jessie can taste every known and unknown rockband member’s dick when he eats Kat Von D out. then again he is probably used to tasting other men’s dicks considering he has a nasty ass pornstar for his baby’s mama.
Bored with life | August 21, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Well maybe if Sandra had put out like Janine Lindemulder did they’d still be together. He probably just asked her to let 20 black guys fuck her in the ass one after the other and when she refused he knew it was over between them.
Bunny Foofoo | August 18, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I was under the impression that Kat Von D was a lesbian. no?
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 3:48 pm
She displays some sexual flexibility when there’s publicity to be reaped.
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 18, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Uhhh so would that also apply to certain posters here on the board? Rug Doctor?
Cock Dr | August 19, 2010 at 10:21 am
Posters I suspect of latent homosexuality and general perversion (not that there’s anything wrong with that) would be those who:
1) yammer about jesus & sin &
2) those who feel so insecure about their orientation that they create a handle that trumpets their heterosexuality.
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 19, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Speaking of yammering….Great to see you posting your usual drivel here. You are to these boards what Kat Von D is to Noxema.
When it comes to sexual flexibility you are beef jerky.
RoboZombie | August 18, 2010 at 3:43 pm
She’s somebody’s daughter.
Somebody’s hideously ugly daughter.
FrankNfrtr | August 18, 2010 at 3:44 pm
She looks like good stepmother material.
Nothing sez “class” & “self respect” better than tattoos on a woman’s face, neck & hands.
Vandal | August 18, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Man head.
Deacon Jones | August 18, 2010 at 3:52 pm
I’m somewhat attracted to her, maybe cause she’s a bitch…
fester | August 18, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Wow, I just noticed there is a nipple evident in the first pic. I’ll bump her up to a 2 out of 10, or 3 if she loses the Ronald McDonald wig.
Just call me the Hamburglar of Love.
RebelMinion | August 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Just more proof that no matter how uninteresting or average looking you may be, if you just slather on that “edgy” hair color and jump into the narcissistic “look at me” hot tub that is excessive tattooing, you too can get your … well, whatever the hell this idiot is apparently getting.
McFeely Smackup | August 18, 2010 at 4:14 pm
well, there’s clearly no doubt about what kind of woman Jesse likes. Manfaced, tatoo’d and skanky is what Jesse likes.
So why exactly are we supposed to fee sorry for Sandra Bullock? She took a dip in the badboy pool for the thrill, and got the badboy treatment. This is exactly what she wanted to moisten up her rapidly drying out cooch.
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Then “bad boys” shouldn’t stand up in front of everyone and make vows of lifetime fidelity that they have no intention of keeping.
That’s why I feel sorry for Sandy B.
I hardly think she wanted to be humiliated on the worldwide stage by her husband maintaining a harem of slam pigs.
McFeely Smackup | August 18, 2010 at 5:18 pm
She married a guy who was previously married to a heavily tattoo’d PORN STAR.
She jumped into the gutter lifestyle with both feet and mouth open. Her only defense for not expecting this would be if she’s stupid down to the bone.
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Sandy B. was and is beyond stupid to get involved with a guy like that.
Can’t say much for the intellect of her ex either. He sure messed up a sweet deal.
Never cheat with someone who needs money.
In fact, just don’t cheat at all.
Or how about, just don’t get married?
Tyrell | August 18, 2010 at 6:25 pm
“Sandy B” got exactly what she deserved. You girls want to date bad boys? Well be ready when they beat you, cheat on you, become Nazis, get you pregnant and leave, don’t pay child-support, etc. Don’t complain when you’re at home crying because of how much he hurt you. You brought in on yourself.
Surprise | August 18, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Not only bad boys do what you described. 90% of men do what you described. I thought you knew.
Cock Dr | August 19, 2010 at 9:24 am
“Got exactly what she deserved”.
Wow.
You’re probably a person who blames the rape victim for being tipsy, or wearing a short skirt to a party.
Continue to crucify Sandra B. for being dumb enough to believe the not uncommon female fantasy of “reforming the rake”. Although I’m sure it’s far more fun to imagine her being all into deviant Nazi-themed sex.
Vince | January 23, 2011 at 12:04 pm
No they don’t. Somebody hurt you pretty bad though, sorry.
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 19, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Hey let’s all remember: It takes TWO to make a marriage – Cock Doc wasn’t there so her pontification on the subject matter means ZIP!
Would it have killed “Sandy” (Crikey I love the familiarity!) to do a little role playing. I dare say putting on a Hitler mustache and a teddy is not a great sacrifice to please your man. Good grief: If I was married to Cock Doc I’d sue for malpractice!
Cock Dr | August 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Thanks for posting YOUR Nazi sex fantasy. Good luck with that, although there’s always someone willing to do anything for $$. Can you afford that kind of play with your allowance?
Racer X | August 18, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Attention Whore needs MORE attention.
/not surprised
krunkkybooty | August 18, 2010 at 4:39 pm
She’s kinda got the Rumer Willis potato head thing going.
Lovethickpubichair | August 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I would love to see her in about 10 to 15 years when those tats look like shit. It just overkill, but that’s the kinda gals that Jessie was willing to give his marriage up for.
Lovethickpubichair | August 18, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I would love to see her in about 10 to 15 years when those tats look like crap. It just overkill, but that’s the kinda gals that Jessie was willing to give his marriage up for.
iola | August 18, 2010 at 4:46 pm
WOW, he went to a new LOW. He will never do better than Sandra. Kat and her show SUCKS!
hayley | August 18, 2010 at 5:12 pm
she’s not photogenic at all. i’m a fan of hers and she’s attractive when she’s on camera, but it’s never translated to pictures.
also, jesse james is a douche.
Me | August 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Is this the girl who dated Marlyn Manson? I am not talking about the Evan Rachel Wood girl. But before that he dated one of these famous goth type chicks. Was it her?
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 18, 2010 at 5:46 pm
I believe you’re thinking Dita von Teese, the burlesque dancer. Not sure I got the spelling right, though.
Sumthnwicked | August 18, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I thought she was banging Nikki Sixx
wtf | August 18, 2010 at 6:06 pm
and she’s mexican, maybe he’s trying to prove he’s not a nazi.
Fred Raimondi | August 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Yeah. Her dating Jesse James would have NOTHING to do with the fact that the latest season of her show just premiered.
Kevin | August 18, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Wait, you mean that tatoo freak he was banging before wasn’t Kat Von D?
wtf | August 18, 2010 at 6:42 pm
she looks dirty…both looking like a whore and someone who needs soap.
Surprise | August 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm
She looks a HOT MESS!!!! And loks like she needs a bath… EWWWW.
Tony Danza | August 18, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Them tats’ll look damn sexy 20-30 pounds from now!
Turd Ferguson | August 18, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Hmm, she scares me more often than turns me on.
Vengador | August 18, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Well, Kat’s father is of german descent and comes from Argentina (where many nazis retired in peace), so it’s strange but fortunate for the nazi fetish side of Jesse James. XD
XX | August 18, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Jesse James is disgusting and Kat Von D has just gone downhill the last several years. I used to like her and thought she was awesome but not anymore. This is a new low for her in my view. Sad, really.
Babs | August 18, 2010 at 10:07 pm
she’s just a starfucker now…it’s really pathetic…last week it was Nikki Sixx…skank!
Alli Watermelon | August 18, 2010 at 10:18 pm
So…THIS is what a transvestite looks like. Now I get it. No really though, didn’t she used to be rather attractive? That is one disturbing looking “female”, tats or not.
Bunny | August 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm
I agree… she used to be kinda cute… what the hell did she do to her face?
captain america | August 19, 2010 at 12:32 am
keep AIDS & HERPES in the family.
k | August 19, 2010 at 5:03 am
shes pretty without all the make up!
umwhat | August 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Who?!?!?
supashan | August 19, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Ew..she’s gross! Totally tranny..and talks like a fat guy. And if you ever watch the show….she says the word “like” after every damn word she says. UGHHHHHH….so annoying!!!!!!!! Must be proud of herself.. she jumped in on the whole Jesse James gang bang:) Her parents must be so proud. WAY TO GO Kat!! Wonder what type of diseases she got from that scum bag..just gross!
Roxy | August 19, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Kat Von Duh use to be pretty, know she is botox out. I can’t watch your reality show….her swollen face scares me.
jonny | August 20, 2010 at 3:23 am
shes not ugly thats just a bad pic
Bored with life | August 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Kat’s kinda hot until she opens her mouth…..like, um, like, you know, um, like, totally, um rad, like, um, like….etc.
Anyways good for him sticking his penis into her vagina and moving it around until he ejaculates in her.
Kenny Fucking Powers | August 28, 2010 at 6:49 am
she’s fucking out