Kat Von D Confirms She’s Banging Jesse James

August 18th, 2010 // 98 Comments

After her people denied the two are more than just friends, Kat Von D apparently tweeted then untweeted today (Yet somehow it’s still there.) that she is in fact dating Jesse James which confirms reports from TMZ that they were “touchy-feely” in Vegas over the weekend.

So this either proves Kat Von D is a Nazi, or Jesse James has finally gotten over his dad abusing him and recognizes he deserves a classier brand of tattooed vagina. Personally, I’m going with both and also assuming they had sex in the Ark of the Covenant before delivering it to Herr Führer because he’s going to romance this one right this time. “No forced sexual intercourse to keep your job for you, baby. Sieg heil!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. jenna

    She’s kinda ugly.

  2. josh

    That’s a good news indeed. But who are those two fine people ?

  3. sean

    I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.

  4. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  5. Alpha Pablo

    Figures…

  6. fester

    Personally, I think Bombshell was more attractive but then I’m a sucker for propeller tits.

  7. JB

    I used to think she was so pretty

  8. Snaggletooth

    If you’ve ever been to jail, you know what that lightning bolt tattoo means.

  9. oh i know

    now that’s what i call “trading paint”! hehehe!

  10. chopchop

    Ummmm, is that a Golliwogg (blackface minstrel) tattoo on her right shoulder? Jesus.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwogg

    • god i remember when robertson’s jam would send you a golliwog if mailed in some proofs of purchase. my little brother bleached his cos it scared him lmao

      so when you’re no longer the leading nazi story–and someone dies on PCH not far from your home–what does mel do…?

      http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38724935/ns/today-entertainment/

      • Cock Dr

        Dude, thanks but I confess I am scared to click any link you offer.
        Can’t afford to be blinded right before the drive home.

      • i kno. fwiw that’s mel’s “accident” story. and someone got me back earlier in the week for bluewaffle and lemonparty. it all evens out in the end

      • tell u what doc if i do post another trick link i’ll *cough* once. it’ll be the signal. cos ykno, its like what my dr sometimes tells me to do. right as my goolies get grabbed by the coldest hands on earth. i should get a boner just to embarrass the old bastard

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      In addition to playing a cock doc on TV do you also perform tattoo removals? I happen to have a tat of Sandra Bullock pole dancing on my pee pee maker. For some reason her head looks like the dress worn by the wicked witch in Wizard of Oz…..

      ‘I’m melting….I’m melting…..”

  11. stevebeagle

    what the hell did she do to her face ? not talkin tats.
    she looks like a tranny.

  12. Jen

    way to date down, jesse.

  13. gil

    Kat Von D can taste Sandra Bullocks pussy on Jesses dick!

    • anonymous

      yeah but Jessie can taste every known and unknown rockband member’s dick when he eats Kat Von D out. then again he is probably used to tasting other men’s dicks considering he has a nasty ass pornstar for his baby’s mama.

      • Bored with life

        Well maybe if Sandra had put out like Janine Lindemulder did they’d still be together. He probably just asked her to let 20 black guys fuck her in the ass one after the other and when she refused he knew it was over between them.

  14. Bunny Foofoo

    I was under the impression that Kat Von D was a lesbian. no?

    • Cock Dr

      She displays some sexual flexibility when there’s publicity to be reaped.

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        Uhhh so would that also apply to certain posters here on the board? Rug Doctor?

      • Cock Dr

        Posters I suspect of latent homosexuality and general perversion (not that there’s anything wrong with that) would be those who:
        1) yammer about jesus & sin &
        2) those who feel so insecure about their orientation that they create a handle that trumpets their heterosexuality.

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        Speaking of yammering….Great to see you posting your usual drivel here. You are to these boards what Kat Von D is to Noxema.

        When it comes to sexual flexibility you are beef jerky.

  15. RoboZombie

    She’s somebody’s daughter.
    Somebody’s hideously ugly daughter.

  16. She looks like good stepmother material.
    Nothing sez “class” & “self respect” better than tattoos on a woman’s face, neck & hands.

  17. Vandal

    Man head.

  18. Deacon Jones

    I’m somewhat attracted to her, maybe cause she’s a bitch…

  19. fester

    Wow, I just noticed there is a nipple evident in the first pic. I’ll bump her up to a 2 out of 10, or 3 if she loses the Ronald McDonald wig.

    Just call me the Hamburglar of Love.

  20. RebelMinion

    Just more proof that no matter how uninteresting or average looking you may be, if you just slather on that “edgy” hair color and jump into the narcissistic “look at me” hot tub that is excessive tattooing, you too can get your … well, whatever the hell this idiot is apparently getting.

  21. McFeely Smackup

    well, there’s clearly no doubt about what kind of woman Jesse likes. Manfaced, tatoo’d and skanky is what Jesse likes.

    So why exactly are we supposed to fee sorry for Sandra Bullock? She took a dip in the badboy pool for the thrill, and got the badboy treatment. This is exactly what she wanted to moisten up her rapidly drying out cooch.

    • Cock Dr

      Then “bad boys” shouldn’t stand up in front of everyone and make vows of lifetime fidelity that they have no intention of keeping.
      That’s why I feel sorry for Sandy B.
      I hardly think she wanted to be humiliated on the worldwide stage by her husband maintaining a harem of slam pigs.

      • McFeely Smackup

        She married a guy who was previously married to a heavily tattoo’d PORN STAR.

        She jumped into the gutter lifestyle with both feet and mouth open. Her only defense for not expecting this would be if she’s stupid down to the bone.

      • Cock Dr

        Sandy B. was and is beyond stupid to get involved with a guy like that.
        Can’t say much for the intellect of her ex either. He sure messed up a sweet deal.
        Never cheat with someone who needs money.
        In fact, just don’t cheat at all.
        Or how about, just don’t get married?

    • Tyrell

      “Sandy B” got exactly what she deserved. You girls want to date bad boys? Well be ready when they beat you, cheat on you, become Nazis, get you pregnant and leave, don’t pay child-support, etc. Don’t complain when you’re at home crying because of how much he hurt you. You brought in on yourself.

      • Surprise

        Not only bad boys do what you described. 90% of men do what you described. I thought you knew.

      • Cock Dr

        “Got exactly what she deserved”.
        Wow.
        You’re probably a person who blames the rape victim for being tipsy, or wearing a short skirt to a party.
        Continue to crucify Sandra B. for being dumb enough to believe the not uncommon female fantasy of “reforming the rake”. Although I’m sure it’s far more fun to imagine her being all into deviant Nazi-themed sex.

      • Vince

        No they don’t. Somebody hurt you pretty bad though, sorry.

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      Hey let’s all remember: It takes TWO to make a marriage – Cock Doc wasn’t there so her pontification on the subject matter means ZIP!

      Would it have killed “Sandy” (Crikey I love the familiarity!) to do a little role playing. I dare say putting on a Hitler mustache and a teddy is not a great sacrifice to please your man. Good grief: If I was married to Cock Doc I’d sue for malpractice!

      • Cock Dr

        Thanks for posting YOUR Nazi sex fantasy. Good luck with that, although there’s always someone willing to do anything for $$. Can you afford that kind of play with your allowance?

  22. Racer X

    Attention Whore needs MORE attention.

    /not surprised

  23. Kat Von D
    TAB
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one BAD wig she is wearing..she usually looks really hot..not there!

    • Meat

      Looking like a hag these days. Her chin and jaw have gotten bigger. Not to mention her tits are starting to sag, and her is is getting fat. I liked her 5 years ago.

  24. krunkkybooty

    She’s kinda got the Rumer Willis potato head thing going.

  25. Lovethickpubichair

    I would love to see her in about 10 to 15 years when those tats look like shit. It just overkill, but that’s the kinda gals that Jessie was willing to give his marriage up for.

  26. Lovethickpubichair

    I would love to see her in about 10 to 15 years when those tats look like crap. It just overkill, but that’s the kinda gals that Jessie was willing to give his marriage up for.

  27. iola

    WOW, he went to a new LOW. He will never do better than Sandra. Kat and her show SUCKS!

  28. Kat Von D
    Kat Von D fan
    Commented on this photo:

    She never really sticks with one dude….

  29. hayley

    she’s not photogenic at all. i’m a fan of hers and she’s attractive when she’s on camera, but it’s never translated to pictures.

    also, jesse james is a douche.

  30. Me

    Is this the girl who dated Marlyn Manson? I am not talking about the Evan Rachel Wood girl. But before that he dated one of these famous goth type chicks. Was it her?

    • Sobrietyisacrutch

      I believe you’re thinking Dita von Teese, the burlesque dancer. Not sure I got the spelling right, though.

  31. Sumthnwicked

    I thought she was banging Nikki Sixx

  32. Kat Von D
    ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s pretty but the makeup and hair make her look like a drag queen.

  33. Kat Von D
    LiZ Bong
    Commented on this photo:

    totally first…

  34. wtf

    and she’s mexican, maybe he’s trying to prove he’s not a nazi.

  35. Fred Raimondi

    Yeah. Her dating Jesse James would have NOTHING to do with the fact that the latest season of her show just premiered.

  36. Kevin

    Wait, you mean that tatoo freak he was banging before wasn’t Kat Von D?

  37. wtf

    she looks dirty…both looking like a whore and someone who needs soap.

  38. Surprise

    She looks a HOT MESS!!!! And loks like she needs a bath… EWWWW.

  39. Kat Von D
    aye
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone please explain how “this” is supposed to be hot? She looks like she’s melting.

  40. Kat Von D
    skinnyfat
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this dude have a type or what

  41. Kat Von D
    Tony Danza
    Commented on this photo:

    Those tats are going to look fantastic on her in about 20 or 30 years!

  42. Tony Danza

    Them tats’ll look damn sexy 20-30 pounds from now!

  43. Kat Von D
    Mia
    Commented on this photo:

    yuck

  44. Turd Ferguson

    Hmm, she scares me more often than turns me on.

  45. Vengador

    Well, Kat’s father is of german descent and comes from Argentina (where many nazis retired in peace), so it’s strange but fortunate for the nazi fetish side of Jesse James. XD

  46. Kat Von D
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the classy little ‘fuck’ she has on her thumb. Nazi bitch.

  47. Kat Von D
    perrobichi
    Commented on this photo:

    So, why is this moron so fascinated by grossly tattooed chicks?

  48. XX

    Jesse James is disgusting and Kat Von D has just gone downhill the last several years. I used to like her and thought she was awesome but not anymore. This is a new low for her in my view. Sad, really.

  49. Babs

    she’s just a starfucker now…it’s really pathetic…last week it was Nikki Sixx…skank!

  50. Alli Watermelon

    So…THIS is what a transvestite looks like. Now I get it. No really though, didn’t she used to be rather attractive? That is one disturbing looking “female”, tats or not.

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