Czech supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova was spotted at a photoshoot in New York City sporting super small shorts and some cellulite. Which doesn’t make any sense, because I’ve seen pictures of her in magazines and she definitely doesn’t have any cellulite. She also enjoys lounging around in lingerie and hanging out topless with her friends. I would know, I’ve seen the pictures. So what is this, like special effects or something?
FIRST!!!
wow, so this is what it feels like.. this might actually turn into an addiction..
Duh…airbrush!
Duh…airbrush!
What??? Where??? I don’t see any cellulite! What’s cellulite?
Cellulite is part of every woman, it’s like strawberries and cream… Ok, I couldn’t come up with something better, sorry.
third!
the cellulite is removed in photoshop, bozo.
Ok? Really that is not celullite it is lighting and an unflattering angle.
…and the sound of a zipper going down is heard in Jimbo’s office…
@6- no, by god, it’s not!
Who?
who the fuck stands like that while looking through a window? Dumb broads that don’t know they look like shit from behind.
@10- hahahahahaha!!!!!
Looks like Napoleon Dynamite’s face! Gosh.
What a fatty.
who the fuck stands like that while looking through a window? Dumb broads that don’t know they look like shit from behind.
@10- hahahahahaha!!!!!
That ass pose almost makes me want to go lesbo!!!
except, you know, when I die I don’t want to go to Hell…
The sweaterdress is coming back? Bad move.
i heard that the victoria’s secret photographer said that their models have the most cellulite he’s seen in his life
i heard that the victoria’s secret photographer said that the models have the most cellulite he’s seen in his life
It’s my mother farkin’ birthday!
Face looks like Napoleon Dynamite’s! Gosh.
#9 I agree the angle is unflattering and magnifies any looseness in skin tone, however that IS cellulite.
I have seen the same dimply, cottage cheese in pics of Mischa Barton.
A lot of these skinny models do not work-out and simply have genetics that prevent weight gain. (Gisele is another)
Anyway I would bang, boff, and boink that stone sober and consider myself very lucky.
Hmm. Once Karolina realizes she is “fat”, she might settle for me.
I would probably still eat her ass.
all women have cellulite. who cares?
Not all women have cellulite.
24: Bern, actually just read your blog for the first time (I have mainly just looked at the boob shots in the past). Not too shabby. I will be back.
ok let’s try this one more time. all women have cellulite: yes…eventually. Victoria’s Secret “Angels” are supposed to be viewed as “all women”: errr…no. they make tons of money for themselves and for Vic’s by posing as the exact opposite of everywoman. so when they accidentally show us their hairy arms or manfaces or not-fat-but-not-fit butts and thighs, we love to make fun of them. and they deserve every bit of it.
I’m 40 and don’t have cellulite. When’s it supposed to hit?
So hot legs!!!
hah she REALLY does look like Napoleon Dynamte…spooky.
also, when will people figure out that most of these supposed ‘perfect’ models are air-brushed, photoshopped, lighted and groomed for that perfect shot out of a 1000 taken for one spread???
granted they are all fucking 6 feet and weight 100lbs so with the right hair/makeup/lighting etc
Its called photoshop dickweed! They all get airbrushed to hell but they still have inperfections like anyone else.
Who cares about the cellulite? I’m afraid of her evil Estella Warren alien mermaid face.
It’ll hit right after you recover from anorexia.
Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.
fucking ugly cottage cheese ass.
Supermodel? I think not, glorified catalog panty pushers are not supermodels. There are no more supermodels. And if there were any left this eastern bloc commie wouldn’t be one of them.
um remember they airbrush that type of stuff out in the mags – every woman looks perfect with an airbrush to help you out…
37, Eastern Bloc commie??! Its 2007 ffs, not 1980 … and 29, stop lying to yourself. I dont believe for a second at 40 you have no cellulite. Woman are supposed to have a little cellulite, its hot!
I go back and forth on this chick, she’s pretty, but she’s pretty boring…and has horse teeth.
Great legs though
OK, I’m pretty sure the blog author knows about Photoshop and was being sarcastic.
Also, intense sunlight is the most cruel light as far as exposing otherwise mild cellulite problems. In indoor light you probably wouldn’t even notice.
Sorry to disappoint you but, no. I’ve never had cellulite and I’m not underweight or overweight. I have huge boobs though if that’s any consolation.
@42.
Then you must have it on your face ’cause you’re talking outta your ass.
All you guys talking about airbrushing and photoshop in mags are amazingly dense. The joke was that he believes the magazines’ pictures over real pictures. Even if it’s not funny, don’t be so retarded that you don’t get it.
Your jealousy is showing. You might want to tuck that in.
LOL…. screw you guys… sometimes the users from this site are pathetic… u guys care so much about others… always try to find some issue in someone. Kurkova is pretty and as said previously cellulite is quite natural in women… ur just a bunch of jealousys
LOL…. screw you guys… sometimes the users from this site are pathetic… u guys care so much about others… always try to find some issue in someone. Kurkova is pretty and as said previously cellulite is quite natural in women… ur just a bunch of jealousys
Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.
Duh… all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn’t move. Either way. Beggars can’t be choosers afterall.
Probability that “andie” is a 40-year-old woman with huge boobs and no cellulite:
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
Probability that “andie” is a 40-year-old man with huge boobs, a giant gut, and a crusty ass covered in red pimples with black hairs growing out of them:
99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999%
Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.
Duh… all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn’t move. Either way. Beggars can’t be choosers afterall.