Czech supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova was spotted at a photoshoot in New York City sporting super small shorts and some cellulite. Which doesn’t make any sense, because I’ve seen pictures of her in magazines and she definitely doesn’t have any cellulite. She also enjoys lounging around in lingerie and hanging out topless with her friends. I would know, I’ve seen the pictures. So what is this, like special effects or something?
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yo | May 23, 2007 at 10:01 am
FIRST!!!
yo | May 23, 2007 at 10:03 am
wow, so this is what it feels like.. this might actually turn into an addiction..
Tiffaney | May 23, 2007 at 10:03 am
Duh…airbrush!
Tiffaney | May 23, 2007 at 10:04 am
Duh…airbrush!
Mischa Barton | May 23, 2007 at 10:05 am
What??? Where??? I don’t see any cellulite! What’s cellulite?
me | May 23, 2007 at 10:05 am
Cellulite is part of every woman, it’s like strawberries and cream… Ok, I couldn’t come up with something better, sorry.
n | May 23, 2007 at 10:06 am
third!
robo | May 23, 2007 at 10:08 am
the cellulite is removed in photoshop, bozo.
kb | May 23, 2007 at 10:08 am
Ok? Really that is not celullite it is lighting and an unflattering angle.
strawberries and cream | May 23, 2007 at 10:08 am
…and the sound of a zipper going down is heard in Jimbo’s office…
veggi | May 23, 2007 at 10:09 am
@6- no, by god, it’s not!
Boba Fett | May 23, 2007 at 10:10 am
Who?
fuck | May 23, 2007 at 10:11 am
who the fuck stands like that while looking through a window? Dumb broads that don’t know they look like shit from behind.
@10- hahahahahaha!!!!!
honeycomb'sbig_yeah_yeah_yeah! | May 23, 2007 at 10:11 am
Looks like Napoleon Dynamite’s face! Gosh.
Dirty Sanchez | May 23, 2007 at 10:12 am
What a fatty.
fuck | May 23, 2007 at 10:12 am
who the fuck stands like that while looking through a window? Dumb broads that don’t know they look like shit from behind.
@10- hahahahahaha!!!!!
Raquel | May 23, 2007 at 10:13 am
That ass pose almost makes me want to go lesbo!!!
except, you know, when I die I don’t want to go to Hell…
Jane_Says | May 23, 2007 at 10:19 am
The sweaterdress is coming back? Bad move.
iamsam | May 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
i heard that the victoria’s secret photographer said that their models have the most cellulite he’s seen in his life
iamsam | May 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
i heard that the victoria’s secret photographer said that the models have the most cellulite he’s seen in his life
veggi | May 23, 2007 at 10:23 am
It’s my mother farkin’ birthday!
Honeycomb'sbig_yeah_yeah_yeah! | May 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
Face looks like Napoleon Dynamite’s! Gosh.
JohnsWorld | May 23, 2007 at 10:26 am
#9 I agree the angle is unflattering and magnifies any looseness in skin tone, however that IS cellulite.
I have seen the same dimply, cottage cheese in pics of Mischa Barton.
A lot of these skinny models do not work-out and simply have genetics that prevent weight gain. (Gisele is another)
Anyway I would bang, boff, and boink that stone sober and consider myself very lucky.
Hmm. Once Karolina realizes she is “fat”, she might settle for me.
Bern | May 23, 2007 at 10:27 am
I would probably still eat her ass.
kate | May 23, 2007 at 10:29 am
all women have cellulite. who cares?
andie | May 23, 2007 at 10:35 am
Not all women have cellulite.
RoboHobo | May 23, 2007 at 10:36 am
24: Bern, actually just read your blog for the first time (I have mainly just looked at the boob shots in the past). Not too shabby. I will be back.
ms. obvious | May 23, 2007 at 10:37 am
ok let’s try this one more time. all women have cellulite: yes…eventually. Victoria’s Secret “Angels” are supposed to be viewed as “all women”: errr…no. they make tons of money for themselves and for Vic’s by posing as the exact opposite of everywoman. so when they accidentally show us their hairy arms or manfaces or not-fat-but-not-fit butts and thighs, we love to make fun of them. and they deserve every bit of it.
andie | May 23, 2007 at 10:39 am
I’m 40 and don’t have cellulite. When’s it supposed to hit?
Nina | May 23, 2007 at 10:39 am
So hot legs!!!
yolatengo | May 23, 2007 at 10:40 am
hah she REALLY does look like Napoleon Dynamte…spooky.
also, when will people figure out that most of these supposed ‘perfect’ models are air-brushed, photoshopped, lighted and groomed for that perfect shot out of a 1000 taken for one spread???
granted they are all fucking 6 feet and weight 100lbs so with the right hair/makeup/lighting etc
Christina | May 23, 2007 at 10:40 am
Its called photoshop dickweed! They all get airbrushed to hell but they still have inperfections like anyone else.
Chauncey Gardner | May 23, 2007 at 10:41 am
Who cares about the cellulite? I’m afraid of her evil Estella Warren alien mermaid face.
Dr. Phil | May 23, 2007 at 10:42 am
It’ll hit right after you recover from anorexia.
Jimbo ? | May 23, 2007 at 10:43 am
Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.
adeliza | May 23, 2007 at 10:43 am
fucking ugly cottage cheese ass.
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
Supermodel? I think not, glorified catalog panty pushers are not supermodels. There are no more supermodels. And if there were any left this eastern bloc commie wouldn’t be one of them.
gavmitri | May 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
um remember they airbrush that type of stuff out in the mags – every woman looks perfect with an airbrush to help you out…
pete | May 23, 2007 at 11:01 am
37, Eastern Bloc commie??! Its 2007 ffs, not 1980 … and 29, stop lying to yourself. I dont believe for a second at 40 you have no cellulite. Woman are supposed to have a little cellulite, its hot!
lambman | May 23, 2007 at 11:08 am
I go back and forth on this chick, she’s pretty, but she’s pretty boring…and has horse teeth.
Great legs though
Vinegar Tits | May 23, 2007 at 11:23 am
OK, I’m pretty sure the blog author knows about Photoshop and was being sarcastic.
Also, intense sunlight is the most cruel light as far as exposing otherwise mild cellulite problems. In indoor light you probably wouldn’t even notice.
andie | May 23, 2007 at 11:32 am
Sorry to disappoint you but, no. I’ve never had cellulite and I’m not underweight or overweight. I have huge boobs though if that’s any consolation.
Daz | May 23, 2007 at 11:37 am
@42.
Then you must have it on your face ’cause you’re talking outta your ass.
John | May 23, 2007 at 11:40 am
All you guys talking about airbrushing and photoshop in mags are amazingly dense. The joke was that he believes the magazines’ pictures over real pictures. Even if it’s not funny, don’t be so retarded that you don’t get it.
andie | May 23, 2007 at 11:41 am
Your jealousy is showing. You might want to tuck that in.
flavio | May 23, 2007 at 11:44 am
LOL…. screw you guys… sometimes the users from this site are pathetic… u guys care so much about others… always try to find some issue in someone. Kurkova is pretty and as said previously cellulite is quite natural in women… ur just a bunch of jealousys
flavio | May 23, 2007 at 11:44 am
LOL…. screw you guys… sometimes the users from this site are pathetic… u guys care so much about others… always try to find some issue in someone. Kurkova is pretty and as said previously cellulite is quite natural in women… ur just a bunch of jealousys
christina | May 23, 2007 at 11:53 am
Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.
Duh… all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn’t move. Either way. Beggars can’t be choosers afterall.
vegas | May 23, 2007 at 11:53 am
Probability that “andie” is a 40-year-old woman with huge boobs and no cellulite:
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
Probability that “andie” is a 40-year-old man with huge boobs, a giant gut, and a crusty ass covered in red pimples with black hairs growing out of them:
99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999%
christina | May 23, 2007 at 11:54 am
Who gives a shit?. Is there any guy here that would not tap that in a heart beat? It would have been nice if the SuperFish would have posted those pictures her laying around topless with her friends.
Duh… all the guys in here would hit ANYTHING that moves. Or doesn’t move. Either way. Beggars can’t be choosers afterall.