Karissa Shannon Made a Sex Tape with Heidi Montag

August 23rd, 2010 // 42 Comments

Before we dive into the Heidi & Spencer Sex Tape Bullshit Parade, this header pic gets a lot better right here. And now to business that suddenly seems way less important….

Playmate Karissa Shannon (above) and Heidi Montag reportedly made a lesbian sex tape together that Spencer Pratt allegedly found while cleaning his stuff out of the Malibu home he shared with Heidi, according to TMZ:

Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment — much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi.
We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum.
As for Karissa Shannon — she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue the pants off him.

So count Karissa Shannon in as a co-star in the inevitable Heidi & Spencer reality show because if you didn’t see where this is going, congratulations, you’re actually way smarter than I am for shutting your brain off and just staring at the practically naked chick up top. No, seriously, good on you:

Spencer tells us Heidi knew since they met four years ago that all he wanted was to become famous … and nothing will stand in his way now. According to Spencer, Heidi is “freaking out because she doesn’t want to do reality TV anymore.”
Pratt says they have been saying in separate hotel rooms and they have been having ongoing, semi-hysterical discussions — in which Spencer has demanded that Heidi tear up the divorce papers and do a revealing reality show on why she needs to get away from him.
As Spencer puts it, “You cannot turn off the Speidi machine.”
Spencer is very clear … he will release a flurry of sex tapes if she does not agree. Spencer added, “I am a wild sexual freak and I love sex.”

Let me break down exactly what’s going to happen here:

1. Since she already hates her face and can’t afford a new one, Heidi’s going to sign off on the release of sex tape, then pretend Spencer did it behind her back because reality TV audiences are retarded and have yet to figure out these things require consent from both parties.
2. Somehow, something’s going to happen where Heidi lands a reality deal that was already inked a month ago in advance, and Spencer will be involved as the villainous ex who ruined her life by releasing a sex tape that secretly bought her five new chins with complimentary back-scoops.
3. I watch said sex tape because I want to see Karissa Shannon simulate intercourse with a giant life-size Barbie complete with nipple-less breasts and smooth, non-orificed groin.
4. I start weeping and gnashing of the teeth when I accidentally catch a glimpse of Spencer’s penis. Except, oh, wait, it’s a stunt penis and he’s crying in the corner whimpering “Don’t let it bite me.”
5. Lauren Conrad remains boring as shit.

Fin.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Alphonse

    The only sex tape will be Spencer spanking it. However, I always approve of some lesbian action…if it exists.

  2. Karissa Shannon
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I really wanna see this. And datass.

  3. Superduper123

    So wait, she had a lesbian sex tape made but nothing with that tard Spencer? Hmmmm, this further confirms my suspicions of Spencer’s sexuality.

  4. Andrew

    I’ll see it just for the girl on girl and to see what Heidi looks like naked. Spencer will suffer for this when he meets his maker. This is why perfectly pretty girls should not get plastic surgery or else they will look like Heidi.

  5. McFeely Smackup

    I got $50 that says the “lesbian sex tape” that “surfaces” will be some uncomfortable looking girl/girl kissing and topless fondling at BEST.

    Some playmate you never heard of before SUDDENLY shows up with a sex tape with a chick who is spiraling down desperately grasping for media attention because she’s yet to do anything interesting. Contrived? Maybe?

    But you know damn well, neither of them has the nerve to go full retard on a sex tape and get porntastic, they’re going to do the absolute minimum that they can get away with and hope that will be enough to launch them both to super-stardom.

    Sorry girl, sucking your way to the top of the hollywood heap is so last year. This year, it’s cannibalism and baby murder. Get to it girls!

  6. sean

    Good God above! How vulgar and skanky are the depths of Hollyweird? Spencer and Heidi are so obviously demons in disguise. No real human beings would act or live like them. They’re sent here to corrupt the morals of the young, and they’re succeeding.

  7. absinthe

    “I am a wild sexual freak and I love sex.”

    Keep telling yourself that, Spenc!

  8. Karissa Shannon
    The One
    Commented on this photo:

    Twenty bucks said they used a dildo on Spencer

  9. whodat

    What the hell, why can’t we have a Kelly Brook sex tape instead?

  10. The MAN

    I would like to see Spencer give her a messy cream pie and Shannon eat it from her hole!

  11. RP

    Where are the in-between photos??? She clearly takes off and puts back on… there’s good stuff in-between!!

  12. This is just a publicity stunt. Although I admit if I could see the tape I would and well…Im a chick! Hey these girls are hot though.

    • The MAN

      I would give them something to play with . . . a14 inch, thick cock! I would like to offer a cream pie to either of them

  13. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    You people have missed the obvious: Watching these two completely hot babes square off in the sack is proof that there is a God. After finding out that a complete douche like “the Situation” is gonna pull down $5 mil, I see this as God’s way of putting the universe back in order.

    IF there is a tape I am so there. I am there with a computer hooked up to 52 in TV monitor and enough baby oil to last me a fortnight or until my penis falls off.

  14. DamWhatAPlaya

    Where is the video?

  15. Brooke

    While I’m curious to see how that much plastic has sex (I assume it lays there with the breasts completely jiggle-free), I couldn’t watch it if Spencer was in it. I’m a straight girl, but I’ll take lesbian Barbie sex over hetero-ish sex with Spencer penis any day.

    What I don’t get is, Spencer is already famous, for all the wrong reasons. The only way he could get more famous is if he killed the Presi… wait, I should stop right there.

  16. supashan

    (shaking my head)…..surprise..surprise! Heidi has yet to top this one..lets see how long it takes…..

  17. Karissa Shannon
    Savage
    Commented on this photo:

    In case anyone’s wondering, that bikini is made by Vitamin A, and is sold at Everythingbutwater.com haha

  18. Karissa Shannon
    johnny5
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to stuffin her muffin!! ;)

  19. captain america

    what else?
    DOING THE LAUNDRY ISN’T HER GAME, folks!!

  20. Karissa Shannon
    dubgee
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess we all thought the wrong one was gay!!

  21. Gilmer KOONTZ

    That purple towel is going to be totally ruined when she pours bleach on it. Bleach is the king of germ killers!
    http://www.mixx.com/users/kelycton

    • kpatra

      haha. best comment of the thread. wtf.
      as long as spencer isnt in the video, ill watch. this is what heidi’s career has been leading up to. this is the climax, y’all. well, this, real porn, and an early death. sad and yet so boring.

  22. Marcus

    I hope it doen’t have cgi and shot shaky cam style.

  23. Let us not forget to give full honors and credit to MTV, the pioneering music video television network that at some point decided to eschew music videos in place of assorted painfully inept reality show/ pseudo-reality show projects designed to unleash the lowest common denominators of our society upon the most impressionable, resulting in generations to come that believe things like “The Hills,” “Jersey Shore,” and “Teen Mom” are how life should play out..
    If only we could maintain a straight face while bragging to our enemies that they cannot win while these icons of our culture live.

  24. Karissa Shannon
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t believe it.

    When bleach blond stereotypically male-oriented fantasy women go at it there is usually money involved. Then again, the purpose of a porn vid is not to depict reality…

  25. No Star

    “Spencer did it behind her back” In the ass?

  26. Karissa Shannon
    tim
    Commented on this photo:

    seriously, did you see her ass?? what kind of a story is this? who would not wanna see a sex tape with her in it??

  27. Karissa Shannon
    jay
    Commented on this photo:

    i like nude clerbrity photo and her ativati on pool side yu send nude clebrity video

  28. Ronen

    I would love to see if someone could just take their cock and smack it right across this bitch’s face to see if any pieces come flying off. She’s the type of girl you would still fuck to say you did, but kick her out the bed the moment you finish cumming, and I mean the moment right after you’ve donkey punched her.

  29. Tasha

    Another stupid horney white girl doing another stupid horney white girl. They all look the same and they all moan like they fake it. We all seen stuff like that on pornos before. These two young woman have no dignity and self respect.

  30. Karissa Shannon
    Ray Sist
    Commented on this photo:

    A white woman with a great ass. ” OH NOES, MEXICAN PEOPLE!

  31. Karissa Shannon
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    look
    at
    that
    ass.

    damn.

  32. Karissa Shannon
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    20 bucks say Spencer used the dildo on himself. I hope they don’t release this first they are fake ugly people and it will just bring them more money they don’t need to spend on more madness GROW UP KIDS

  33. BYRD

    DO WE REALLY CARE ABOUT SPENCER OR HEIDI??? SPENCER IS ONLY INTERESTED IN GETTING MONEY & HEIDI WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE THE REST OF THE FREAKS WITH ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY! OH & BY THE WAY SINCE WHEN DID THIS BECOME A PORN SITE?? U WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX AND SEX ACTS GO TO A PORN SITE! THE VERBAGE ON THESE COMMENTS SOUND LIKE THERE COMING FROM PEOPLE WHO SHOULD ALREADY BE IN PORN FLICKS!! GET A GRIP & WHO CARES!!

  34. Wtf

    Where can this sextape be downloaded or seen at?

  35. Karissa Shannon
    i loled
    Commented on this photo:

    needs to lose like 30 lbs… : /

  36. Karissa Shannon
    n/a
    Commented on this photo:

    damm so glad i tapped that even if it was befor the op and befor she became well known !

  37. Karissa Shannon
    152-Scott Champion
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha, I believe she got nice great ass.

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