Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies Now and Other News

September 24th, 2010 // 44 Comments

- Katy Perry will be back on Sesame Street. Presumably in a burka. [Popeater]

- Lenny Kravitz still dresses better than us. [Lainey Gossip]

- John Travolta: Penis :: Lindsay Lohan : Cocaine. [Dlisted]

- Lara Stone’s hands are terrorists. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashley Greene never stops working out. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashton Kutcher’s whore claims she was also Demi Moore‘s best friend. Of course. [IDLYITW]

- Halle Berry is struttin’. [Popoholic]

- Stephen Colbert testifies in Congress. In character. [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber just exposed a bunch of tweens to murder investigations. Neat. [Hollywood Life]

- Miley Cyrus is definitely the next Britney. [The Fab Life]

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  1. SoFine

    ah, first?

  2. ewww

    nasty. who would knock her up??

  3. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    yeahhh
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe shes for real?

  4. Richard McBeef

    Fish, do you really think the average reader here understands how SAT analogies work?

  5. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s so clearly done for camera…. we have another tila tequila here -_-

  6. “Katy Perry will be back on Sesame Street. Presumably in a burka.”

    Bwuahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

    .

  7. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Silly girl. Get a real job.

  8. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Her nose looks funny

  9. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    B
    Commented on this photo:

    Um she could have a real concern and is doing what any woman does to try to find out…derrrrrrr

  10. Ruth

    Ahahahaha @ Colbert. I had to skip the first two videos. Conyers needs to grow some and just spit out what he’s trying to say. My God, that was painful to listen to.

  11. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    She kinda looks like Holly Madison.

  12. joke

    Really!! PCN couldnt you try to take a photo which isnt set up !! please do you think we are all idiots !!

  13. Karissa ain’t pregnant, Tila Tequilla crawled in there for a nap.

  14. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    NO FAT CHICKS
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid no-name whore wore a ring with her name on in because NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES WHO THIS STD-INFECTED, bleached-hair, black-eye-shadow-smearing, dime-a-dozen-Los Angeles hooker is.

  15. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    NO FAT CHICKS
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid no-name whore wore a ring with her name on in because NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES WHO THIS STD-INFECTED, bleached-hair, black-eye-shadow-smearing, dime-a-dozen-Los Angeles hooker is.

  16. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    NO FAT CHICKS
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid no-name whore wore a ring with her name on in because NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES WHO THIS STD-INFECTED, bleached-hair, black-eye-shadow-smearing, dime-a-dozen-Los Angeles hooker is.

  17. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    NO FAT CHICKS
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid no-name whore wore a ring with her name on in because NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES WHO THIS STD-INFECTED, bleached-hair, black-eye-shadow-smearing, dime-a-dozen-Los Angeles hooker is.

  18. Slab

    somebody tell her she can’t get pregnant in the butt.

  19. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    Sylea
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t understand why this seems to work every time — Here is how it goes: A no name gets a little fame, then they get the gossip rags and websites to ACTUALLY get them free publicity by posting stories like this. ANYONE who thinks this bitch didn’t pose for these pictures is crazy. If she is posing, what does that mean? PUBLICITY STUNT!!!

    If gossip mags and websites would stop running these stories, these people would go back to their ordinary lives.

    Paris Hilton is a great example, the only reason anyone knows her is because she released a sex tape then pretended she didn’t. Suddenly, everyone knows who Paris Hilton is…WOW.. Does no one pay attention anymore? The sad thing is, she has actually made millions because people actually think or thought..she is interesting.

  20. God

    It is so annoying.

    You put these prostitutes up on the site, but you never publish the price ?

    For the last time : HOW MUCH ?

  21. The Man

    I gave her 14 inches and a messy cream pie finish! Didn’t cost a thing!

  22. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    NO FAT CHICKS
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid no-name whore wore a ring with her name on in because NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES WHO THIS STD-INFECTED, bleached-hair, black-eye-shadow-smearing, dime-a-dozen-Los Angeles hooker is.

  23. MeLikey

    My brother likes John Travolta so I know he is gay.

  24. captain america

    she just want everybody to buy that “video”.
    this means more $$$$ for her.

  25. way to get on the pregnancy bandwagon, skank~
    typical hollywood lemming mentality

  26. tvb drama

    just fake every thing
    fake a baby :)

  27. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    Do normal women make different faces and poses when buying pregnancy tests?

  28. me

    looks like she’s taking notes from Heidi and Spencer. Don’t give her the attention she wants Fish!!!

  29. me

    I couldn’t make it through the stephen Colbert vid… nice mockery of American principles. That sucks that everything is a joke. He’s funny, but there’s a time for funny. this was not one of them. What a waste of tax dollars to pay these nimwits to sit there and listen to his act. That’s just embarassing. Only in America.

  30. Beautiful Girl

    Thank you!

  31. Rough, life coach

    ♫When my cream hit your eye, ♫ like a big suga pie♫ that’s amore♫

  32. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    Dee
    Commented on this photo:

    Desperate… soooooo fregin desperate… would I be taking it too far if i asked this heidi-clone to kill herself?
    Fuck it… kill yourself bitch…

  33. ayo

    Desperate… soooooo fregin desperate… would I be taking it too far if i asked this heidi-clone to kill herself?
    Fuck it… kill yourself bitch…

  34. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    miss
    Commented on this photo:

    Good pose. You’re sad face is very convincing.

  35. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    S
    Commented on this photo:

    You dont seriously think its for real do you? Shes very obviously posing for the cameras and not even slightly trying to hide it… If I was famous and thought I was pregnant I’d go straight to my doctor so no photos like this could be taken! Its all in the name of publicity!

  36. L)3

    Unbelievably stupid, I feel embarrassed for her. How desperate can these girls get these days?

  37. Kevin

    What a skank- FUCK I hate the way hollywood is going-right down the toilet

  38. Karissa Shannon Pregnancy Test
    romie
    Commented on this photo:

    this shyt is so sad and these are the bitches that are famous are you serious?

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