Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies Now and Other News

- Katy Perry will be back on Sesame Street. Presumably in a burka. [Popeater]

- Lenny Kravitz still dresses better than us. [Lainey Gossip]

- John Travolta: Penis :: Lindsay Lohan : Cocaine. [Dlisted]

- Lara Stone’s hands are terrorists. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashley Greene never stops working out. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashton Kutcher’s whore claims she was also Demi Moore’s best friend. Of course. [IDLYITW]

- Halle Berry is struttin’. [Popoholic]

- Stephen Colbert testifies in Congress. In character. [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber just exposed a bunch of tweens to murder investigations. Neat. [Hollywood Life]

- Miley Cyrus is definitely the next Britney. [The Fab Life]

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