Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again

March 14th, 2011 // 54 Comments

Sam Jones III‘s only claim to fame is playing Pete Ross for three seasons of Smallville and having sex with Playmate Karissa Shannon. Yet that scant level of celebrity status still allowed him to fly to Cancun while awaiting sentencing for being the “Hollywood connection” in a major oxycodone trafficking ring, according to TMZ:

So he did what any other actor in his position would do — he filed papers with the federal court in L.A. asking for a special dispensation … on the grounds that he needed the money … and the court actually GRANTED it.

While I want to make a point here about Hollywood celebrities essentially being one step away from firing six shooters in the middle of Starbucks without fear of law enforcement, there are two half-naked butts in this post. I’m not saying they possess the solution to celebrity justice, but I did spend the better part of this afternoon staring at a brown ass that looks like Station’s from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Let me have this one.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Amanda

    Linda Hogan, is that you?

  2. Talk Hard

    I’ll watch their tape if its free.

  3. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh…so she DOES have a job.

  4. Lose tan boy and let’s see more action with your sister.

  5. hmna

    Fish, no one forced you to stare at Snooki’s ass.

  6. Star Droppings

    You know why he’s looking at her pina colada glass like that? Cuz it’s got nothing on him… I wonder if that’s how Hugh Hefner looks at cooked spaghetti.

  7. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a Coppertone ad for the skank generation.

  8. Dude…you’ve got a skank on your face.

  9. Truth, Justice, and the Rough way

    That’s the problem when you get hot chicks like this. If you don’t think you measure up, you end up doing extravagant shit just to keep and maintained them….Arrivederci Sam.

  10. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    If he’s so broke he can spray bottles of champagne on the crowd with two playmates I should be able literally make it rain champagne with every porn star known to man! Oh wait, they’re all at Charlie Sheen’s house.

  11. misterfister

    I thought Gary Coleman was dead?

  12. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Smells like sunblock and peroxide.

  13. g!

    He’s dick is huge!

  14. Jimbo

    That guy must be a homo. If those boobs were in my face, i would be motor boating them…

    • Hell yeah, thats what I’m thinking. This fool has no idea what to do with a skank like that. Turn your head around and put your face in her tits. Then I would drop my shorts and bounce her up and down on my cock. Her sister could either watch or join in.

  15. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I stared at this picture for over 30 seconds and now it burns when I pee.

  16. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Randolph Duke
    Commented on this photo:

    great asses! would love to eat…

  17. Ze German

    Hopefully this trip will produce another sex tape only with bondage and anal this time. Fingers crossed.

  18. Ze German

    Also, I feel if he’s going to hang around with both of them he could at least do the decent thing and fuck both of them while filming it.

  19. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Truth, Justice, and the Rough way
    Commented on this photo:

    What are they doing? are they showing, or asking if i would trash it???

  20. Ballin Collin

    pinky out cuz she’s high class

  21. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they actual sisters?
    If so, is the premise that they have had sex with one another?
    Just curious as to how far the depravity goes here.

    Give me the drink, push the hos out into the ocean.
    On 2nd thought, I want a fresh drink. They look STD-ish.

  22. LEB

    This chick is going to have the skin of a 50 year old by the time she’s 35.

  23. Is it Sadist Monday at TSF? Seein a pattern for a lot of the day

  24. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Billykins
    Commented on this photo:

    I love looking at her and knowing that, 5 years down the road, she’s going to be a heffalump fatty mc fat fat.

  25. Carl

    She will be pregnant and abandoned to raise a single mulatto before summer. Maybe he will be a future president!

  26. welldoneson

    I’m not sure but I’ll go ahead and guess that glass is made of
    bulletproof herculite and doubles as a dildo – for both of them.
    He’s sure looking at it lovingly as he ignores what’s in his face.

  27. I will give you one guess as to the secret ingredient in the “Penis Colada”.

  28. one legged

    the cool people always have oxy or the link

  29. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Amominous
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  30. TomFrank

    “Hold on a sec, Karissa. I think some dude back on the beach is swiping my magazine.”

  31. the captain

    WHY HAS THIS GLASS THE SHAPE OF A DILDO?

  32. stevebeagle

    eh,,another coal burner.

  33. Max

    Is that Linda Hogan?
    Recept for you

  34. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Jebus, is that a drink or an overused Fleshlight she found on the beach?

  35. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Exactly. I didn’t pick up on the Fleshlight, but goddamn that looks like a giant Diquerie.

  36. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    anne
    Commented on this photo:

    yes shes a slut but she has a beautiful body, i would die for legs like that!

  37. retrobanana

    wow they are both hella ugly!

  38. boli

    who the hell is this whore?

  39. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    avital
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks her very stupid!!!

  40. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    lol@you
    Commented on this photo:

    Live it up girls, your talents combined you have a shelf life of max 10 years.

  41. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    aris
    Commented on this photo:

    make olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwyas wild sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx kar………….rissssssssa

  42. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Bikini
    Kelvin
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you reckon they have a self admiring room with mirrors on every surface, God help us.

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