Sam Jones III‘s only claim to fame is playing Pete Ross for three seasons of Smallville and having sex with Playmate Karissa Shannon. Yet that scant level of celebrity status still allowed him to fly to Cancun while awaiting sentencing for being the “Hollywood connection” in a major oxycodone trafficking ring, according to TMZ:
So he did what any other actor in his position would do — he filed papers with the federal court in L.A. asking for a special dispensation … on the grounds that he needed the money … and the court actually GRANTED it.
While I want to make a point here about Hollywood celebrities essentially being one step away from firing six shooters in the middle of Starbucks without fear of law enforcement, there are two half-naked butts in this post. I’m not saying they possess the solution to celebrity justice, but I did spend the better part of this afternoon staring at a brown ass that looks like Station’s from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Let me have this one.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Linda Hogan, is that you?
I’ll watch their tape if its free.
Oh…so she DOES have a job.
Oh, she has a job… that involves giving jobs.
Lose tan boy and let’s see more action with your sister.
Tan boy? What exactly is that supposed to mean?
tan boy lol
Fish, no one forced you to stare at Snooki’s ass.
You know why he’s looking at her pina colada glass like that? Cuz it’s got nothing on him… I wonder if that’s how Hugh Hefner looks at cooked spaghetti.
It’s like a Coppertone ad for the skank generation.
Dude…you’ve got a skank on your face.
That’s the problem when you get hot chicks like this. If you don’t think you measure up, you end up doing extravagant shit just to keep and maintained them….Arrivederci Sam.
If he’s so broke he can spray bottles of champagne on the crowd with two playmates I should be able literally make it rain champagne with every porn star known to man! Oh wait, they’re all at Charlie Sheen’s house.
I thought Gary Coleman was dead?
Smells like sunblock and peroxide.
He’s dick is huge!
his ..
That guy must be a homo. If those boobs were in my face, i would be motor boating them…
Hell yeah, thats what I’m thinking. This fool has no idea what to do with a skank like that. Turn your head around and put your face in her tits. Then I would drop my shorts and bounce her up and down on my cock. Her sister could either watch or join in.
I stared at this picture for over 30 seconds and now it burns when I pee.
great asses! would love to eat…
Hopefully this trip will produce another sex tape only with bondage and anal this time. Fingers crossed.
They could call it “Getting Ready for the Big House”.
Also, I feel if he’s going to hang around with both of them he could at least do the decent thing and fuck both of them while filming it.
What are they doing? are they showing, or asking if i would trash it???
pinky out cuz she’s high class
Are they actual sisters?
If so, is the premise that they have had sex with one another?
Just curious as to how far the depravity goes here.
Give me the drink, push the hos out into the ocean.
On 2nd thought, I want a fresh drink. They look STD-ish.
This chick is going to have the skin of a 50 year old by the time she’s 35.
Is it Sadist Monday at TSF? Seein a pattern for a lot of the day
I love looking at her and knowing that, 5 years down the road, she’s going to be a heffalump fatty mc fat fat.
She will be pregnant and abandoned to raise a single mulatto before summer. Maybe he will be a future president!
He can be born in Cancun and still be President so have at it.
That’s really ugly dude. Thumbs down.
I’m not sure but I’ll go ahead and guess that glass is made of
bulletproof herculite and doubles as a dildo – for both of them.
He’s sure looking at it lovingly as he ignores what’s in his face.
I will give you one guess as to the secret ingredient in the “Penis Colada”.
Cream?
the cool people always have oxy or the link
Laptop is having issues, so I apologize if there’s a double post
Darn it all, here it is again:
“Swipe ATM here”
It’s good; it was worth your struggle.
“Hold on a sec, Karissa. I think some dude back on the beach is swiping my magazine.”
WHY HAS THIS GLASS THE SHAPE OF A DILDO?
eh,,another coal burner.
Is that Linda Hogan?
Recept for you
Jebus, is that a drink or an overused Fleshlight she found on the beach?
Exactly. I didn’t pick up on the Fleshlight, but goddamn that looks like a giant Diquerie.
yes shes a slut but she has a beautiful body, i would die for legs like that!
wow they are both hella ugly!
who the hell is this whore?
she looks her very stupid!!!
Live it up girls, your talents combined you have a shelf life of max 10 years.
make olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwyas wild sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx kar………….rissssssssa
Do you reckon they have a self admiring room with mirrors on every surface, God help us.