- Larry David doesn’t give a fuck. [Lainey Gossip]
- Janet Jackson got secretly married again. [Dlisted]
- So what happens if we actually find one of these chicks? More importantly, why did my lawyer just burst through the window when I asked that? [theCHIVE]
- Jamie Foxx and Jimmy Kimmel‘s ode to Channing Tatum. [TooFab]
- It hasn’t even been 48 hours, but why not? Let’s pick next year’s Oscars host even though it better be #6 or I’m taking goddamn hostages. [BuzzFeed]
- If you haven’t seen this Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer video yet, for the love of God, look at it now. [Popoholic]
- And then top it off with the Red Band trailer for Spring Breakers. [IDLYITW]
- Miranda Kerr looks a little chilly. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Bradley Cooper nailed this instead of Taylor Swift. [Celebslam]
- Swimsuit model Genevieve Morton slamming a burger, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kris Jenner wants to be Kanye West‘s manager now because Kim’s uterus full of gold apparently isn’t enough. [Amy Grindhouse]
- The Greatest GIF You Will See In Your Life [FilmDrunk]
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shes perfect
I’m usually not drawn to this “Other News” half-assed reporting here @ The FiSH, but I’ve got to say, it’s one beautiful-assed reporting this morning!
Karina knows what it takes to stay looking great, eating well and keeping up to her daily exercise. When you’re healthy on the inside, it shows on the outside!
Randal
I love how sharing links to stories on other sites amounts to “half-assed reporting” now. Because no other blog does that sort of thing.
WOW!!!!!!!!!
I am totally amazed at how good this white girl look. It goes beyond my imagination!
YES YES YES!!!!
At first glance, I thought it was a whoretrashian. But, since she is actually hot (and not blowing up like a balloon like the piss princess), wasn’t pimping out for a photog, trying to sell something or trying to get peed on, I knew it had to be someone else. This chick is HOT…
Let.me.in.
“Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you – you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?”
Ugh…vertebrae bumps. She’s gross.
Mild scoliosis, too. Yucky.
2/10 Would Not Bang
I can see when she’s having her next period.
Hurraaaaaaaay! This folks is all part of the Internet’s value proposition.
who the fuck is karina?
2 Toy-Boys & a Symbian to go, please…
Shades of Jessica Alba past.
That right there is the stuff that butts are made of – wait
Mmmmm, brown squishy parts…..
I’d eat skittles out of her asshole.