KANYE WEST DENIES BISEXUAL PORN RUMORS! DEMANDS HIS OWN GREATNESS!

January 23rd, 2009 // 146 Comments

Kanye West took to his blog to deny false reports that he is open to doing bisexual porn. His argument? The freshness of his suit above. You can’t make this shit up:

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY’S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT… HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! …. IT’S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT … THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO… AND NOW THIS…. SIDEBAR… NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT’S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS… LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS… NUFF SAID!

So, basically, an attack on Kanye’s suit is an attack on America? Then call me a terrorist because what the fuck are you talking about?! Also, here’s something that’s great: The “Shift” key. Not only does it make your shit legible, but it doesn’t perpetuate horrible stereotypes. Seriously, your typing is a slap in the face to anyone who is uplifted by the Internet’s ability to provide people of all colors that South Park video where Stan’s dad yells “OBAMA!” Nuff said.

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  1. KanyeW

    In my country, Kanye is the word we use for bisexual with a typing problem.

  2. Aja

    ” Let me be great ” So humble…
    Every time you hear this guy he is bragging, it’s getting so old.

  3. Kenya

    @101
    Hilarious!

  4. bobby hill

    i think that outfit is from karl lagerfeld’s spring/summer plus size collection

  5. So.
    # 1- 101
    G8t points all America.
    But personwooly – I ‘m beginning to feel the ‘land of the free’
    Home of the Brave ‘
    that type thing – was just brought on by the Banks.
    And the Banks want to take over the world.
    And the banks are controlled by Rothschilds and Rockefellers
    (They create money from nothing and make you pay interest on it.)

  6. st00pidmonkey

    This reads exactly like a point/counter-point article from The Onion.

  7. StevieWonder

    nice haircut asshole

  8. LAWLZ

    @ 101 – you just made me spit my gatorade out all over my keyboard. nice job!!!!!

  9. grace

    GOSH,HE’S SUCH A BUFFOON. AND YES, IT’S LOUIS NOT LOUIE YOU IDIOTIC IMBECILE!! CAN’T BELIEVE THEY ASKED HIM TO DO ANYTHING FOR THEM.

  10. All the Louis Vuitton talk makes him look more gay

  11. Cornelius

    Have to repeat it: AFRO MULLET FTW.

    This guy’s such an epic failure.

  12. Shep

    Wow, you’d think a person who writes music for a living would have better grammar. Instead he sounds like a 10 year old having a hissy fit. Sad. Somewhere Flavor Flav is saying “shut up man, you’re making black people look bad. Now excuse me while I put this giant clock around my neck”

  13. “Everybody give it up for Sexual Chocolate”

    Thank you.

  14. xfen

    dumb cocky nigger. voice of our generation my fucking ass. fuck you kanye you idiot, you think you’re a god of music, an innovator?

    jackass

  15. The Eyes

    If I ever see him, I will spit in his hair for everyone! I’m just sayin’!

  16. Womb Raider

    Of course he loves the cock. Look how he holds that mic. The suit is great, but he looks really fat and old in it. Kanye blows…literally.

  17. Kanye Loves the Kock!

    ConYay is a douchebag, shitstain, racist, deepthroat, sperm gargling, minimally talented, punk ass gay porn wannabe.

  18. Bitchy

    He’s multi-talented….a face like Redd Foxx, a body like Fat Albert, a mangina like China and a voice like Pee Wee Herman.

  19. Kanye, what’s up with the mullet man? Seriously.

  20. kanye rules

    yo guys give kanye a break……..sheesh u all sound lyk fuckn haters!!!!!..
    at least he went 2 school unlike some whack rappers

  21. sarah

    @ #76

    Put myself if Kanye’s shoes, ha! Not those ugly kicks.

    And as far as him “getting big fast” – yeah, it’s pretty easy when you have a promotion team working round the clock to get your stuff out there and all sorts of designers working to make you look cool.
    My friend designed some of his early promotions and it was a full-on campaign to make him a “Star”. Completely fabricated.

    This guy is an a**hole and a retard. His dad tried to get my friend to help him design a concept for a store in New York City that would sell, guess what – WATER. They wanted to call it G.O.O.D. Water and have a whole store full of bottles of plastic water. Thank God it never went far enough to happen. We already have enough useless shit.

    The problem is that this country loves to suck up the next big and it has little to nothing to do with actual talent – just enough people that can make a buck.
    I’ll get over myself, but you should open your eyes. It’s been sold to you – thanks for buying, it keeps me in business.

  22. sarah

    @ #76

    Put myself if Kanye’s shoes, ha! Not those ugly kicks.

    And as far as him “getting big fast” – yeah, it’s pretty easy when you have a promotion team working round the clock to get your stuff out there and all sorts of designers working to make you look cool.
    My friend designed some of his early promotions and it was a full-on campaign to make him a “Star”. Completely fabricated.

    This guy is an a**hole and a retard. His dad tried to get my friend to help him design a concept for a store in New York City that would sell, guess what – WATER. They wanted to call it G.O.O.D. Water and have a whole store full of bottles of plastic water. Thank God it never went far enough to happen. We already have enough useless shit.

    The problem is that this country loves to suck up the next big thing and it has little to nothing to do with actual talent – just enough people that can make a buck.
    I’ll get over myself, but you should open your eyes. It’s been sold to you – thanks for buying, it keeps me in business.

  23. Barry O

    “If I was Louis Vuitton, I would have discontinued the shoe, specially since he doesn’t even know how to spell the name of the company that is paying him millions.”

    CON-YAY is such a LV groupie, HE probably pays LV millions to put his shit shoe out. Like Puffy did with his homemade ‘James Bond audition tape’

  24. shirleytemple

    HAHA he thinks he’s great…. how cute.

  25. Nikky Raney

    That’s one way to get your message across.
    Maybe he’ll write a song about it.

  26. Sookie

    Kayne, I personally don’t think that you are great as you so claim to be. It’s a turn-off when a entertainer tells the world that he’s great. Let the people make that choice….not you.

    Do your singing and dancing if you must. But, get off the self-ban wagon saying your great…because you are far from it.

    Now, i bet the next thing he will be saying is that people are jealous of him. Watch!!! LOL.

    Now, for those people that broke into his email, should be hung by their balls.

  27. PuffyDaddy

    #92
    Yo that be illin, I’m a rapper and I only be havin sex with other G’s like 5 or 6 times yo. They was all askin for it though. Hats on all sideways, gold and rocks up in they grill, frowning like a mofo, nasty BO kickin hard, all playin with they junk every few seconds. DAMN getting me hot just thinking about it.

  28. J

    DEAR KANYE

    I’VE HEARD A RUMOUR THAT YOU ARE BISEXUAL. I’D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR HONESTY AND FANTASTIC ALBUMS – WHAT TALENT! I’D ALSO LIKE TO PUT MY WILLY IN YOU. IF YOU COULD THROW A TANTRUM WHILE I DO IT, I MAY EVEN LET YOU RETURN THE FAVOUR!! XXX!

    REGARDS
    JUMBO JASON

    P.S ‘FRESH’ SUIT! IT WOULD LOOK BETTER ON MY FLOOR THOUGH *HUGZ*

  29. doe

    kanye west is soooo classy. and, humble, too!

  30. paeton

    that was an incredibly well worded commentary. verging on ‘journalistic’. :)

    well said, ’nuff said.

  31. Ummm...yeah...

    He is a stupid, whining assclown….no one cares about him.
    STFU Kanye, worthless fag.

  32. The bigger you think you are, the easier you are to topple. This dude’s total red faced laughs for hours and hours! My side hurts from laughing so hard at him. You couldn’t script his humorous shit any better if you tried. I love it. It’s too easy.

    It’s kind of a disservice to gays and open minded people to react so harshly about a rumour like this. It seriously makes you wonder if the rumours are true.

    RICK FRESHJIVE

  33. The Ripper

    If all of you Kanye haters chip in for gas, marijuana, beer and stripper money I’ll go down to his next concert and beat the shit out of him on stage. I fucking HATE this racist son of a bitch. He’s the sole reason why white people become racist. Not to mention the fact that he doesn’t give a shit about white people either. Oh and to you Kanye: I raped and killed your mother. Yep that’s right. It was me you fucking faggot.

  34. JohnOB1

    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/06/bobweight.jpg

    All I can think about when seeing these photos of Kanye is Robert Deniro as a lardass Jake Lamotta when he is performing at the nightclub.

    Maybe its me.

  35. Crakka

    Give a fat phuk what he says, thinks or does.
    He is the Hip Hop worlds equivalent to Paris Hilton.
    No talent to speak of, yet seems to get constant press.

    And on the Bi / Gay talk.
    there is an old saying……..”He protesteth too much”.

  36. something's fishy

    LMAO! He looks like Carlton from the fresh prince with that mullet fro. What a jerk!

  37. LOL

    LOL. Stupid nigger.

  38. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx

    Rotflmao @ 128.

  39. I could really care less about Kanye’s sexual preferences, and I don’t believe for one second that he’s gay in any way so if I were him I’d ignore the haters ’till they fade away like T.I. says in one of his songs. What Im concerned about is the FROLLET. Why Kanye, why? I’ve never seen the combination before. C’mon either go with a fro or a mullet, but please stop putting the two togetha brotha.

  40. sarah

    Just in case anyone defending Kanye here forgot that he is CONSISTENTLY a whiny Bitch, here’s a reminder:

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/09/kanye-west-is-still-a-whiny-bitch.html

    Have some f*cking dignity, MAN. Oh, yeah, and they taught us in debate class that verbal pauses are a sign of weakness. You weak, MAN.

  41. packinwood

    That’s one angry little homo.

  42. Louis, Kanye. It’s Louis.

  43. Momo

    You’re asking us to be respectful and tasteful by not putting a bi-porn rumor next to a picture of you & Obama, well how ’bout you learn the name of the company you wear so proudly and design shoes for?

  44. anonymous

    you look like an undercover fag

  45. This gay, I mean, this guy cracks up. I think the lady doth protest too much.

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