Robert Kardashian’s Ghost Wrote Kanye’s New Album Now
“Yo, your dad came to me in a dream last night.”
“I think you meant to say ‘on.'”
“What? … Yeah.”
Because apparently everyone but Kanye West wrote Kanye West’s new album, Robert Kardashian spoke to Kanye from Heaven, which is where you get to go after helping O.J. Simpson get away with murder because, fun fact, The Bible is all about some wife-killing. It loves that shit. Page Six reports:
Kanye West credits his late father-in-law Robert Kardashian with helping him complete his new album.
“He’s still doing deals for controversial black people from up in heaven,” he told Big Boy on Real 92.3 Thursday morning. Kardashian is perhaps most known for defending O.J. Simpson in the infamous Nicole Brown murder trial, now back in the headlines with a new TV series.
West also credits his late mother, Donda West.
“I’m only doing 2 percent of the work,” the 38-year-old father of two said. “God is doing the rest of the work.”
And why wouldn’t He? It’s a gospel album! But with lots of profanity and rewriting parts of The Bible even though The Bible was pretty specific about not rewriting parts of it. Also, wife murder. Have I mentioned wife murder?
The upcoming project, as he bills it, is a gospel album “with a whole lot of cursing on it,” he said, sharing that gospel singer Kirk Franklin heard the album. “It’s the gospel, according to ‘Ye. It’s not exactly what happened in the Bible, but it’s a story of the ideas of Mary Magdalene becoming Mary.”
Then Kanye West stood up, walked outside, and proceeded to not get struck by lightning because your God is a lie. *slams briefcase shut* CASE CLOSED, MOTHAFUCKA.