Kanye West Is Vanellope Von Schweetz Now

“I did something bad, Ralph. Kim Kardashian’s pregnant!”

Apparently, and naturally, Kanye West’s BBC Radio 1 interview with Zane Lowe is a three part ordeal because here’s the latest installment where he says he’s Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck It Ralph. Yup. Via HuffPost:

“It’s in my code,” West said of his love for clothing and design. “Have y’all ever seen ‘Wreck-It Ralph’? You remember how that girl in there — the people that was racing? She was the glitch. You’re telling me they don’t look at me like the motherf–king glitch? You’re telling me people don’t look at Kanye West like the glitch? Right now. And she was on the side of the video game, the whole time! It’s in my code.”
After Lowe connected Kanye’s haters to Vanellope’s tormenters in the film — led by Taffyta Muttonfudge (voiced by Mindy Kaling) — West empathetically agreed: “Yeah, they broke Vanellope’s car! Vanellope Von Schweetz, they broke her car!”

I like how Kanye is literally just remembering random shit from the flight over and trying to use them as metaphors for himself. “It’s like honey roasted peanuts. They come in them little bags, the stewardess will only give you like two of them, and that’s how people are always looking at me. ‘Why can’t there be a third bag, Kanye? Aren’t you dope enough to give me a third bag?’ And it’s like, damn, motherfucker, we have to grow that shit on a farm then get honey from the bees! Which is how I feel about fashion because leather jogging pants are like the talking dog from ‘Up.’ And squirrels, you see, that’s society.”


And here are Parts 1 and 2 in case you hate yourself:

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