Kanye West Has Two Sex Tapes Now, Kim Kardashian Might Be In The First One After All

September 24th, 2012 // 38 Comments
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TMZ reports there’s a second sex tape featuring Kanye West being shopped around now, although I’m starting to think this is all just him preemptively laying the groundwork for when he’s single again based on lines like this:

Both tapes are impressively long — the first is roughly twenty minutes … and the second is more than FORTY. And we’re talking constant action. Seriously, the guy takes no breaks. It’s incredible. Almost Sting-like.

Except an even bigger yet completely non-surprising development is occurring regarding the first tape supposedly featuring a Kim Kardashian lookalike, and that’s that it actually is her cheating on Kris Humphries and they paid a model who looks like Kim (Seriously, click on that.) to take the fall. Via the Examiner:

Because the sextape could equate to irreparable damage financially and character-wise, Kanye and Kim reportedly convinced aspiring-model Mony Monn to claim she was the one who appeared in the video (she was reportedly paid upwards of six-figures to make this claim).
Our source also suggests Mony Monn was given previously unreleased photos of Kim Kardashian to mix in with her own photos on Facebook, in an effort to confuse anyone who may be looking for ways to differentiate between the two. While this all seems slightly bizarre and far-fetched, this would explain why it’s almost impossible to differentiate between Mony Monn and Kim Kardashian in online photos, while those similarities are not quite as evident in person.
This entire scenario also makes sense when you realize tons of money is at stake if Kris Humphries can prove Kim Kardashian was guilty of infidelity during their short-lived marriage.

Do I really think Kim Kardashian is stupid enough to make a sex tape with another man while in the middle of trying to sell a fake wedding to E! News and her fans? Yes, absolutely. With every fucking fiber of my being. And if you don’t, just read her answer to The Guardian when asked if she has any talent:

“What is my talent?” She cocks her head to one side. “Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?”

It’s her in the tape.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. Snooki's Taint

    “Because the sextape could equate to irreparable damage financially and character-wise”

    Because this is the girl who enjoys being peed on. Stop slandering her, you guys!

  2. lauren

    There is no proof Kim is in the tape. The tapes were made years ago so her marriage to Kris isn’t even relevant to this. The alleged girl in the video, Mony has said she never made a sex tape so how could she have been paid to cover for Kim?

  3. AbRtFl

    Damn she is so perfect. Kanye is lucky to have her. Definitely true love too unlike so many Hollywood faux-mances.

  4. When I was reading this, I was like DAMN, this is far-fetched. I hate me some Kim, but I couldn’t really get behind this.

    Then I looked up pictures of this bitch, and its definitely possible. They look A LOT alike.

  5. Kim Kardashian Bra See Through Shirt Airport
    mm
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at this cow looking for magazines about herself…

  6. achilles wrath

    Who wants to see this fat cow laying there like a sack of potatoes and getting peed on? Not me!

  7. JungleRed

    This is far more insidious than some sex tape. Kanye led Kim directly to JayZ and Beyonce. That’s one degree of separation from Barack Obama. Bitch has a plan.

  8. Kim Kardashian Bra See Through Shirt Airport
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  9. krakatoa

    What’s next from these animals? Maybe kris Jenner will eat dogshit while simultaneously geting sodomized by a elephant

  10. Kim Kardashian Bra See Through Shirt Airport
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are not sunglasses. Those are reinforced doors holding the vacuum in her head from sucking in the world. Her ears are actually titanium bolts that screw in for the same reason.

  11. coyote

    Forty Minutes is a Long Sex Tape. Give me a break. Back in my day we had to stop and replace the Tape

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    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    perfect tit

  13. What an idiot

    If she’s proven to be in the 2nd sex tape, then say goodbye to their stupid insipid tv show, and say goodbye to all her insipid “I’m American Royalty” posturing, including all her mommy’s work to try to get everyone to forget how she whoreishly sucked off Ray J; pimp momager Kris can’t be too happy with that…

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    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOO-ve it lady, you’re blocking the entire row of magazines.

  15. adm.fookbar

    no shit? 20 minutes is a sign of stamina? shit, 20 minutes is a fucking nooner quickie. 40 minutes of poundorama takes effort, but even that’s pretty lame.

    i guess poor people fuck better.

  16. 20 minutes? I used to try to “go all night,” now my experience allows me to get us both there so we can “go to sleep all night.” Sex is like war, they send the rookies to fight the shit that takes years and they send the pros to cap Bin Laden in five minutes.

    Kanye, you should be drinking a beer and playing Mario Kart halfway through that video.

  17. stratacat

    40 minutes? He must’ve had to piss for weeks!

  18. Neil MacCauley

    Wonder if Midori tastes better with pee

  19. Sandou

    Jesus fuck the pics of the lookalike are too much. Goddamn Kanye…

  20. dsfds

    Who is impressed by a forty minute fuck??? Or is it just because it’s Kanye?

  21. ace11

    Great Knockers

    Imagine what it would be like if she dated a Normal White guy?

  22. To answer the question, “Who is impressed by a forty minute fuck”… the answer is simple, anyone, getting laid less than that… (or to wit) not at all. I’m just saying… I just love everyone’s comments, truly`~! Yeah… and it’s only k & K because of who owns this site. “Hello”.

  23. `Helena Handbasket

    I thought the lowest low was that other cow pulling her fetus out of her own uterus with her bare hands. Now this. Is there NOTHING this family will not put on camera?

  24. Carla

    Dairy cow porn YAAAAY. And MOOOOOOOOOOO.

  25. Kim is a filthy pig

    Does she suck her own shit-bits off the guy’s dick after he just pulled out of her asshole like on the porno she made with William ‘RayJ’ Norwood?

  26. awardengravingmedal

    Personal engraving guarantees that whoever the recipient is or what the message is will stay there forever in the same form.

  27. ““What is my talent?” She cocks her head to one side. “Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?”

    It’s her in the tape.”

    A conclusion both stunningly complex and intuitively correct. I congratulate you sir.

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    Shark
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Johnny Depp behind her?

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