Kanye West Has Two Sex Tapes Now, Kim Kardashian Might Be In The First One After All

TMZ reports there’s a second sex tape featuring Kanye West being shopped around now, although I’m starting to think this is all just him preemptively laying the groundwork for when he’s single again based on lines like this:

Both tapes are impressively long — the first is roughly twenty minutes … and the second is more than FORTY. And we’re talking constant action. Seriously, the guy takes no breaks. It’s incredible. Almost Sting-like.

Except an even bigger yet completely non-surprising development is occurring regarding the first tape supposedly featuring a Kim Kardashian lookalike, and that’s that it actually is her cheating on Kris Humphries and they paid a model who looks like Kim (Seriously, click on that.) to take the fall. Via the Examiner:

Because the sextape could equate to irreparable damage financially and character-wise, Kanye and Kim reportedly convinced aspiring-model Mony Monn to claim she was the one who appeared in the video (she was reportedly paid upwards of six-figures to make this claim).
Our source also suggests Mony Monn was given previously unreleased photos of Kim Kardashian to mix in with her own photos on Facebook, in an effort to confuse anyone who may be looking for ways to differentiate between the two. While this all seems slightly bizarre and far-fetched, this would explain why it’s almost impossible to differentiate between Mony Monn and Kim Kardashian in online photos, while those similarities are not quite as evident in person.
This entire scenario also makes sense when you realize tons of money is at stake if Kris Humphries can prove Kim Kardashian was guilty of infidelity during their short-lived marriage.

Do I really think Kim Kardashian is stupid enough to make a sex tape with another man while in the middle of trying to sell a fake wedding to E! News and her fans? Yes, absolutely. With every fucking fiber of my being. And if you don’t, just read her answer to The Guardian when asked if she has any talent:

“What is my talent?” She cocks her head to one side. “Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?”

It’s her in the tape.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News