It’s a fact that all porn stars are empty shells of a person who are incapable of human emotion and willing to trade sex in exchange for money and/or publicity to make more money. Which worked out really well for Kanye West because that’s basically all he wanted Kim Kardashian for. And by basically I mean he got tired of loading up her video before having sex with other women. TMZ reports:
Multiple sources with first-hand knowledge of the situation tell us … Kanye used the Kim K sex tape in the bedroom to get him in the mood … and it always worked.
As we previously reported, Kanye has had a thing for Kim dating back several years … and even tried to get her to break up with Reggie Bush in 2009 so they could get together.
Here’s what doesn’t make any sense: Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is boring. She literally just lies there and doesn’t even talk– Okay, I see the attraction. I see what he did there.
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How old is she? Her face looks like those old celebrities’, jacked up with botox and shit.
Was anyone else in the room with him at the time?
“No Kim you can’t be a Laker Girl, you will kill a bitch in the pyramid”.
And obviously, it requires actual work.
Her ass could be the entire bottom level of the pyramid. That shit would never topple over.
Are you sure it wasn’t the dude in the video that was turning him on?
I haven’t seen it, but obviously there is a gay fish in the video.
Came here to type the exact same thing. This story would only be creepy if we were to actually believe that Kanye was into and had sex with women.
if you want milk, DON’T buy the cow
MOOOOOOOOOO.
I need a couple minutes of KK’s sex tape to get things flowing too.
Otherwise I just stand at the urinal waiting like an old dude with a grapefruit prostate.
Great job, McBeef. That was hilarious.
On a scale of 1 to 10, Kanye said of the tape “you’re an eight”.
Fat, smelly trash is fat and smelly.
“And then I was like, ‘Oh em gee! My sex tape has been released! Oh heavens NO!’ Hahaha!”
This bitch owes OJ for all her fame and wealth. Oj is now making noise about rewriting his will to add the beast from the middle east. How about the kids whose mother you terrorized threatened tortured and hacked to death. PMK has “mixed feeling” about OJ.These scum are all working together.
I use her sex tape during sex too. It’s easier than trying to remember to think of baseball and dead kittens when I am trying to hold off an orgasm.
Thanks Kim!
I wonder if he pees on her too though.
He’s got a 7-inch monitor playing a loop of it in a urinal.
She IS the urinal.
So Kanye likes black dick too?
Well, I have to admit, she’s pretty vocal during that tape, and when she came it was pretty intense. (puts gun to head, pulls trigger)
It must have cost Kanye a fortune to have Kim digitally removed from the video.
there’s not one young hip hop artist that wouldn’t say no to kim ! !,,,hell ,,daamm i’d marry the girl too ! !
What?
i don’t know why you’re getting so much stick on here lol. I agree with your comemnt. Kim’s booty isn’t plastic though, she has a fairly big ass naturally and she does butt excercises to maintain it and i guess, to make it bigger lol. I LOVE THE KARDASHIANS!
Man, somebody in his posse has got to get him some Algerian camel porn.
It may be hairy, stinky, spitting and bitchy, but at least the camel has other uses.
Kanye can have her tainted ass.
Mooooooo!!!
There are plenty of better looking big-assed chicks that put on a better show than Kim in that sex tape. Unless Kanye is hot for Ray J, I don’t see why he would watch it more that once.
Kanye just outed his own gay ass.
Kim’s sex tape was around 40 minutes long. Besides about 3 minutes of her sucking dick and about same of her pussy getting eaten–the rest of the tape of basically focused on Ray J’s dick and Kim changing clothes.
Kanye must really have liked all that dick footage.
Fish, we disagreed on this before. Boring compared to what? Actual porn. It wasn’t the greatest bit of porn I’ve ever seen (hell, Jessica Drake can run circles around her and her work is very vanilla) but as far as celeb sex tapes go, Kim wasn’t bad.
To be fair, she knew it was going to be leaked, so she brought her “A” game… as sad as that is.
It was bad. Her mom probably had a say in the editing of the raw footage considering she also brokered the “leak”; hence all the Ray J dick footage and minimal Kim K nudity.
Who just dragged their sorry ass on this site an gave everyone a thumbs down? I know I have a vagina…but I’m gonna need you to SMD.
Yeah, well, almost anyone can watch Kim K’s sex tape while having sex.
However, no one will orgasm, and some will laugh.
Fuck misery, uselessness, depression– her face will always look like this.
So, gayfish is hot for RayJ.
We’re all lucky to live in a world with such important people. With VD.
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Oh yeah. You need that asshole licked sweety. ill put my tongue right up that special fat ass. sniff that sweet ass bitch
he watches RAy J in de Vid to get in mood
what so hard to see taht
he’s gay and i likje that