Kanye Has Kim Kardashian Locked In A Dungeon

And is making her do cosplay! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

It’s been more than exactly 30 seconds after North West was born which is way too fucking long for Kris Jenner to go without pimping something that shares her DNA, so here’s a “source” claiming that Kanye West is an abusive, controlling boyfriend who practically has Kim Kardashian locked in a cell. Via Radar:

“She has to do what he says — or else,” a source told In Touch, in an article that claims Kim has been “trapped by a madman” who’s doing his all to control her every move. ”She knows the littlest thing can set him off. She knows not to push Kanye too far … she’s doing her best to keep him happy.”
Since the birth of his daughter North West June 15, a source told the magazine the Paranoid singer has “brought in more security around the house and won’t let Kim leave.”
The intrusion sets into everything from what Kim’s wearing, to what she’s tweeting, insiders say.
“When the time comes for her to step out into public, he wants her to be wearing outfits he picked out for her,” a source said. “He’s telling her sisters, mom — everyone — what they can and cannot post on twitter.”

“He’s even points a gun at Kylie and Kendall’s heads until they pose in bikinis. In fact, after a night of drinking – which is every night – he said something like, ‘Don’t make me call Ray-J and make you two film another sex tape like I did the last time, girl.’ Although, honestly, I think that was to distract from from the fact he admitted to murdering Nicole Brown Simpson while beating Kim for not bringing home a receipt from the grocery store.”

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