Kanye West: ‘Fashion Didn’t Want Me Because I’m Straight’
“I just hope Kim and I can stay as happy as you and Terry have all these years”
Someone did a two hour interview with Kanye West, which is one hour fifty-nine minutes and thirty seconds longer than we all needed to reaffirm that he’s still a fucking moron. So, instead of trying to sift through yet another one of his word salad masturbations, here’s the single soundbite everyone’s using to go “This. This is why we don’t have to listen to the rest of it.” Via HuffPost Gay Voices [Ed. Note: Possible Fish & Photo Boy Podcast Title]:
“I feel like I got discriminated in fashion for not being gay,” he said. “In music, you definitely get discriminated in music if you are gay. It takes amazing talents to break down barriers.”
First of all, fashion didn’t want Kanye because his ideas for clothes are dumpster babies. Second, the fashion world is the ultimate mean girl clique and Kanye is the lesbian chick Janice who got crazy hot later and honeypotted James Franco in The Interview. My point, via awful pop culture references, is that Kanye West will never shed the chip on his shoulder, because the chip is and has always been his entire schitck. You can apply the following thesis to every single one of his rants and it will never fail to be true: “Nobody used to like me. Now, some people like me, but not the right ones, and not for my favorite reasons.” It’s actually kind of great seeing this all unfold over the course of his career, knowing that nothing will ever make him happy and that one day he’ll wake up and realize that marrying Kim Kardashian was the equivalent of playing Russian Roulette at an orgy because you’ve literally reached the limit of wealthy indulgence. That’s it and I’ve honestly never felt better walking away from a post.