Kanye West Doesn’t Like To Think
Because our world is a swirling shitbox of dumb destined to end in a ball of fire when we elect the first president to fire a nuke into the sun for looking “too Mexican,” Kanye West is often referred to as a “genius.” That should probably stop. Via Harper’s Bazaar:
KW: Here’s something that’s contrary to popular belief: I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.
So what does Kanye like to do? Sleep. Ya boy will sleep all day.
KW: I can sleep. I love sleep; it’s my favorite.
KKW: He took me to a fashion meeting in Paris once. I’d never met these people; I was so nervous. It was the beginning of our relationship, and I didn’t know anyone in fashion. And he passed out at the table. I’m like, “I’m so sorry, we’re jet-lagged.” You don’t know the number of times I’ve had to say that. I always flat-out lie that he’s jet-lagged, even if we’ve been home for months.
He also wouldn’t mind seeing some titties. Different ones though. He’s already seen Kim’s. They’re alright.
LB: What would you do if you were invisible?
KW: Women’s locker room.
My condolences to the intellectual community who couldn’t have been prepared for such a crushing loss to their ranks. They had such high hopes for Mr. Buttholefingers. In the meantime, you can read the rest of the interview, which somehow makes Kim Kardashian look like a philosophical powerhouse even though one of her answers is literally, “Hahaha! I have a great abs.” Seriously though, burn everything. Burn it now.