Kacey Jordan Retired From Hooking

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2011

Realizing wrapped up in a shower curtain doesn’t count as a 401k – Which is a liberal media lie, by the way. – Kacey Jordan is reportedly done hooking and wants to pursue a career in communications, according to TMZ:

Jordan, who’s also admitted to having done prostitution work in the past, says she desperately wants to check herself into rehab so she can get a “real job.” We’re told she wants to pursue a career in radio.
Now, in order to raise the cash, Jordan has turned to hi-tech panhandling on a website called MyGirlFund.com — a site where wannabe sugar daddies with too much money give handouts to chicks who they think are hot.

So basically Kacey Jordan wants to quit being a whore by being a whore proving Charlie Sheen’s logic is transmitted via semen. You know, I’d always suspected as much, but lacked the proper scientific tools to investigate further. And by scientific tools, I mean a vagina that looks like two catchers mitts duct-taped together.

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