JWoww’s Franken-Tits Demand Equality

If you’re a fierce supporter of gay rights, I bring you glad tidings, because here’s JWoww’s scarred block boobs finally putting an end to hatred and oppression with her personally designed duct tape bra. Because apparently these things take more thought and coordination then, “Eh, just slap it over my nips,” but more importantly, there’s no way anyone will want to discriminate after this. It’s impossible. “Hmm, the book that’s been the cornerstone of my entire belief system says I should stone homosexuals, but now this young lady has tape-boobs. This changes everything.”

Photos: Adam Bouska

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