JWoww’s Franken-Tits Demand Equality

February 27th, 2013 // 25 Comments

If you’re a fierce supporter of gay rights, I bring you glad tidings, because here’s JWoww‘s scarred block boobs finally putting an end to hatred and oppression with her personally designed duct tape bra. Because apparently these things take more thought and coordination then, “Eh, just slap it over my nips,” but more importantly, there’s no way anyone will want to discriminate after this. It’s impossible. “Hmm, the book that’s been the cornerstone of my entire belief system says I should stone homosexuals, but now this young lady has tape-boobs. This changes everything.”

Photos: Adam Bouska

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  1. sc4play

    When I first saw the face paint, I thought it was something about ‘No Ho.’ I said, that can’t be…..she couldn’t be in the pic if that was the case. Then my eyes adjusted and and I saw it was ‘No Hate.’ At least it was funny for a minute!

  2. karlito

    fake tits, ugly face and the intelligence of a gnat. who cares what this faux celeb has to say. how about…. just say no to bad plastic surgery.

  3. Maria

    No CL@$$

  4. JWoww Topless NOH8 Duct Tape Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t give a fuck what ppl say but when u put that much duck tape on your boobs (fake or not) ripping it off is a real biaaatch. It’s gonna hurt.

  5. AshRad

    All I can think about is how much pain that will cause removing the duct tape. Probably better they are fake. She probably has no feeling there now.

  6. JWoww Topless NOH8 Duct Tape Bra
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    Wardrobe by MacGyver of Beverly Hills.

  7. I hate her less with her mouth taped shut, so I guess the plan worked.

  8. elephantman

    If you saw the side boob picture of her tits you could so see the big old scar under em.

    She’s nasty!

  9. JWoww Topless NOH8 Duct Tape Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly…this all makes sense.

  10. JWoww Topless NOH8 Duct Tape Bra
    dirtdog
    Commented on this photo:

    needs more tape

  11. Needs a little more duct tape. And a tarp. and a shallow grave.

  12. I always thought duct tape could fix anything. Apparently not.

  13. Rob

    So that’s how she keeps those things stuck to her chest

  14. Maybe she’s planning on leaving the tape on there forever. Saves her from washing her tits and brushing her teeth…heyyyy, maybe she should tape up her vagina as well…

  15. Private Hudson

    Right, right. Somone said “duct tape” she though they said “duck face” and signed up!

  16. Private Vasquez

    Fuck you man!

  17. Private Hudson

    Any time, any where!

  18. It’s not really ‘topless’ when you are wearing more duct tape than your bras and bikinis.

  19. Alesanjra

    one word hypocrites

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