JWoww’s Pregnant If Anyone Gives A Shit
On an episode of Jersey Shore, JWoww‘s fiance Roger Matthews once shoved her to the ground during a drunken night out, so it’ll probably warm your Christmas heart to know that they’re having a baby! Hurray! Because if there’s one thing having kids does it’s make every single moment of every single day relaxing and non-conducive to violence. It’s like having a stress ball fall out of your vagina.