- Selena Gomez is probably going to be arrested. [Popeater]
- Michael Lohan returns to his vagina-kicking roots. [Dlisted]
- Sienna Miller crying over.. noodles? [Lainey Gossip]
- James Franco is Perez Hilton now. [FilmDrunk]
- Adrianne Curry is still taking pics of herself. [Hollywood Tuna]
- While Kelly Brook does it for a living. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan might take that plea deal after all. [IDLYITW]
- Will Smith is a man of the people. [Celebslam]
- Ashley Greene dumped Joe Jonas because he’s a wiener. That’s how I’m reading this. [Maxim]
- Snoop Dogg just single-handedly pulled the plug on federal funding for Sesame Street. [TooFab]
- Cheryl Cole turns on the red light. [Popoholic]
- This is about golf, and yet I’m still drawn to it. [theCHIVE]
- 50 Celebrities Who Went To College [BuzzFeed]
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1st?
Hit it, I would.
Photographed alone, I would say she buying her some cuteness.
*throws in the towel*
What a terrible SW day. Eyes hurt.
soon as i saw this i thought of your post earlier. and the one about stephanie seymore’s naked boobs elsewhere. then i heard that “giant sucking sound” that ross perot predicted, as viewers headed to egotastic..
I elected to hit the link to the Kelly Brook pics instead of viewing this gallery. I highly recommend it!
She needs a Cincinnati Bowtie to go with that bikini.
Ah good…because what Jwoww’s skin really needs is some sun leathering.
shes a beast.
Seen here smiling at the only two things keeping her relevant…
Anyone smell burnt leather?
I would make her eat my ass
My penis would like an introduction.
She needs to change her name to Jhohum, emphasis on the ho.
I say jwoww is a Moo Cow
My bowel movement from this morning would fit perfectly between those bags of silicon.
Fail.
I’d rather enjoy a shitty whiz-water ricochet to the poop chute than even touch this diseased floozy
GREAT CAMELTOE!!!
What’s the opposite of butterface? If she wasn’t so nasty, buttery, fake boobed, burnt jerky, she’d be so effing cute.
She looks like that SI model Dominique Piek!
I love rough, dirty bitches that have no inhibitions !!!! Strap a bag on and plow away !
Her tots (fake plastic ones) are totally distgusting…they dont even move, they are not soft looking and look pretty hard liek a barbie dolls,lol..why do women butcher themselves to look like this…this is NOT attractive, ill take a woman with small ones that are real over fake huge ones anyday!
1) I think she’s my age (24 or 25), and she has DEFINITELY had a tummy tuck. She has a post-pregnancy, post- tummy-tuck, mommy tummy. That would depress me.
2) She also has the same ugly earlobes as me :(
But hers are even worse; the look like old man earlobes, all saggy and big. Thats all I can notice when I look at pictures of her!
that’s right.
tan that shit.
I can make a good leather seat out of her.
FINALLY, some small mention of Cheryl Cole. Easy contender for hottest chick in the world.
If she’s checking to see if her penis is visible… It is.
of course!
She has 6″ solid space between those silicone injected wonk tits
you fucks who think she’s hot must know that you’d end up with an permanent and pungent coat of grease on your cocks, yeah?
i take that back. regrettably, the things i’d do to tila tequila’s anus would make a porn star weep in terror.
Shark tank is back. Thx ABC!
did it occure to ya she has SPAGHETTI-TOES?
EWWW. Her toes!!! Hahahahaha! Troll time bitches!!
she is looking so cool in this bikini.
“Hmmmm, that’s quite the pubic mound I’ve got there.’
OMG TILA TEQUILA in Miami!!!!
THIS is ‘news’?? It’s an average looking z-lister in a bikini. YAWN!!
i fauking you my all sexy gril..
hi sexy gril your all body so nice…i fauking me