JWoww in a Bikini and Other News

March 22nd, 2011 // 40 Comments

- Selena Gomez is probably going to be arrested. [Popeater]

- Michael Lohan returns to his vagina-kicking roots. [Dlisted]

- Sienna Miller crying over.. noodles? [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco is Perez Hilton now. [FilmDrunk]

- Adrianne Curry is still taking pics of herself. [Hollywood Tuna]

- While Kelly Brook does it for a living. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan might take that plea deal after all. [IDLYITW]

- Will Smith is a man of the people. [Celebslam]

- Ashley Greene dumped Joe Jonas because he’s a wiener. That’s how I’m reading this. [Maxim]

- Snoop Dogg just single-handedly pulled the plug on federal funding for Sesame Street. [TooFab]

- Cheryl Cole turns on the red light. [Popoholic]

- This is about golf, and yet I’m still drawn to it. [theCHIVE]

- 50 Celebrities Who Went To College [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Benefactor


  2. JWoww Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hit it, I would.

  3. BrandiLye

    Photographed alone, I would say she buying her some cuteness.

  4. Cock Dr

    *throws in the towel*
    What a terrible SW day. Eyes hurt.

    • soon as i saw this i thought of your post earlier. and the one about stephanie seymore’s naked boobs elsewhere. then i heard that “giant sucking sound” that ross perot predicted, as viewers headed to egotastic..

    • horn dog

      I elected to hit the link to the Kelly Brook pics instead of viewing this gallery. I highly recommend it!

  5. atotalcad

    She needs a Cincinnati Bowtie to go with that bikini.

  6. Ah good…because what Jwoww’s skin really needs is some sun leathering.

  7. boing

    shes a beast.

  8. Seen here smiling at the only two things keeping her relevant…

  9. JWoww Bikini
    The Greatness
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone smell burnt leather?

  10. Hugh Gentry

    I would make her eat my ass

  11. Eric

    My penis would like an introduction.

  12. She needs to change her name to Jhohum, emphasis on the ho.

  13. Coyote

    I say jwoww is a Moo Cow

  14. BlueFalcon

    My bowel movement from this morning would fit perfectly between those bags of silicon.

  15. boo-de-sac

    I’d rather enjoy a shitty whiz-water ricochet to the poop chute than even touch this diseased floozy

  16. JWoww Bikini
    The Man
    Commented on this photo:


  17. JWoww Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the opposite of butterface? If she wasn’t so nasty, buttery, fake boobed, burnt jerky, she’d be so effing cute.

  18. Wow

    She looks like that SI model Dominique Piek!

  19. I love rough, dirty bitches that have no inhibitions !!!! Strap a bag on and plow away !

  20. Josh

    Her tots (fake plastic ones) are totally distgusting…they dont even move, they are not soft looking and look pretty hard liek a barbie dolls,lol..why do women butcher themselves to look like this…this is NOT attractive, ill take a woman with small ones that are real over fake huge ones anyday!

  21. JWoww Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    1) I think she’s my age (24 or 25), and she has DEFINITELY had a tummy tuck. She has a post-pregnancy, post- tummy-tuck, mommy tummy. That would depress me.

    2) She also has the same ugly earlobes as me :(
    But hers are even worse; the look like old man earlobes, all saggy and big. Thats all I can notice when I look at pictures of her!

  22. anonym

    that’s right.

    tan that shit.

    I can make a good leather seat out of her.

  23. bribios

    FINALLY, some small mention of Cheryl Cole. Easy contender for hottest chick in the world.

  24. McMama

    If she’s checking to see if her penis is visible… It is.

  25. puddleduck

    She has 6″ solid space between those silicone injected wonk tits

  26. mel

    you fucks who think she’s hot must know that you’d end up with an permanent and pungent coat of grease on your cocks, yeah?

    • mel

      i take that back. regrettably, the things i’d do to tila tequila’s anus would make a porn star weep in terror.

  27. All that is rough in the world

    Shark tank is back. Thx ABC!

  28. the captain

    did it occure to ya she has SPAGHETTI-TOES?

  29. :D

    EWWW. Her toes!!! Hahahahaha! Troll time bitches!!

  30. she is looking so cool in this bikini.

  31. JWoww Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmmmm, that’s quite the pubic mound I’ve got there.’

  32. JWoww Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG TILA TEQUILA in Miami!!!!

  33. w00ts

    THIS is ‘news’?? It’s an average looking z-lister in a bikini. YAWN!!

  34. JWoww Bikini
    ashraf hossain(kajol)
    Commented on this photo:

    i fauking you my all sexy gril..

  35. JWoww Bikini
    ashraf hossain(kajol)
    Commented on this photo:

    hi sexy gril your all body so nice…i fauking me

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