Justin Timberlake: ‘I’m a Lazy Pothead’

“The laziest pothead.” *twirls, grabs crotch, wonders aloud if dogs can secretly read*

When Justin Timberlake isn’t effortlessly banging Mila Kunis, Olivia Wilde or pretty much whoever he wants whenever he wants, he apparently sits around realizing he never has to work again and gets high as shit which explains how his penis ended up in Ashley Olsen’s Muppet vagina. Via Us Weekly:

“The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking,” the Bad Teacher star explains. “Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”
High or not, Timberlake says he’s ready to slow down and chill. “I feel I’m just getting to a point in my life where I’m looking around, going, There’s a lot to enjoy if I can just sit still, actually stop and take more time.”
Part of that time out means no new music on the immediate horizon for the platinum-selling singer. “I don’t have a single song ready to go,” admits the star, who hasn’t released an album since 2006 smash FutureSex/LoveSounds. “People keep asking me when a new song or album is coming out, and I don’t know what to say. Music is not my focus right now. It may be someday. It could happen next month or next year but right now it’s not where it’s at for me.”

He added, “What I’m really into now, you might even call it my passion, is making grilled cheese sandwiches but only with cheeses that have really fucked up names. I actually brought one with me.” *pulls sandwich out of pocket, pipe tumbles out* “Ha, whoops! Caught me ridin’ dirty. How about I have sex with you, and we pretend you never saw that? And, yes, I realize you’re a man, but what you need to realize is that I got erections looking into Cameron Diaz’s face. I’m like a sexual Bruce Lee. Fear is no longer in my vocabulary. In fact, fire this gun in front of my face. I won’t even blin- *BANG* “Save me, Walt Disney!”

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