Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s $6.5 Million Wedding Made Fun Of The Homeless

October 25th, 2012 // 39 Comments
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During Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake‘s $6.5 million wedding in Italy last weekend, Justin’s good pal, real estate agent Justin Huchel thought it’d be hilarious to record a bunch of homeless people in LA congratulating the happy couple and saying they couldn’t make it because, haha, they’re totally poor! WACKA WACKA! Via Gawker:

The 8:30 video featured street interviews with ten people, many of them obviously homeless, premised on the idea that they were friends of Timberlake and Biel’s who, for whatever reason, couldn’t quite swing the trip to the Borgo Egnazia resort in Puglia for the nuptials, which were reported to cost $6.5 million. “Greetings from Your Hollywood Friends Who Just Couldn’t Make It,” reads the opening title card, “Featuring Sid, Chuck, Robert, and More!” Sid, Chuck, Robert, and others appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.
“Justin and Jessica, I haven’t seen you for a long time,” one toothless man tells the camera. “I hope the wedding goes fine for you. My gift is in the mail.”

Pfft! He put the gift in a mailbox. That’s where they poop! AHAHAHAHAHA!

However, one person doesn’t found this situation funny, and that’s Justin Huchel who’s now threatening to sue Gawker for posting an excerpt of the video which, according to his lawyer, was made “to be used and exhibited privately at Justin Timberlake’s wedding as a private joke without Mr. Timberlake’s knowledge.” He’s also pulled down his agent profile on Hilton & Hyland’s website (Oh, look, he works with the douche from Million Dollar Listing, of course.) and deleted his Twitter probably because both contained the following, now-ridiculous bio:

Justin Huchel is a straightforward, honest and forthcoming agent with a vast knowledge of high end inventory, extensive background in development and a commitment to integrity.

In Justin Huchel’s defense, when you’re buying a house, you kind of do want somebody who thinks making fun of the homeless is hilarious. It shows his commitment to homes and making sure people live in them or else they’re pieces of shit for him to use as comedy props for his rich friends. That’s called “dedication.” Look it up.

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  1. Yuuuuup

    Hollywood is full of kind-hearted Liberals

    • Wow, this has absolutely nothing to do with politics. Pathetic.
      “Hey Yuuuup, pass the sugar?”
      “Liberals and their stinkin need for sugar in their coffee. Liberals and their stinkin coffee… only Liberals would want coffee…”

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  2. The Royal Penis

    I’m really surprised they didn’t hand out some wedding cake for the homeless to eat.

    Viva La Revolucion!

  3. Jason

    I don’t think the married couple had anything to do with it, so “Their Wedding” is a misnomer meant to score hits on your website. You try and dance between sensationalism and politics, but in the end you’re just a whore like the rest of thim. Suggested change to your title “Assholes embarrass wedding party by making stupid ass video” which is a dime a dozen on Youtube

    • JC

      You know who have complete assholes for friends? Other assholes. I also find it hard to believe they had a $6.5 million wedding and their attitude was anything goes. “What, one of our guests has his own video to show? Cool, go ahead.”

      • Inner Retard

        Always suspected these two were assholes. Timberlake is practically wearing a “Douchebag” sign on his forehead. But as long as Biel looks like this I’ll skip over her faults. After that who cares.

    • I don’t think he was accusing the wedding couple of anything he was just calling out the asshole that did this. Aim your fake outrage at the right person next time.

  4. VV

    It blows my mind how people who work in ‘entertainment’ have not yet figured out that if they make ANY kind of offensive video – it WILL get out at some point. Stupid dummies.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Personally, I’m shocked a Hollywood agent would stoop to something this low.

    I mean, between snorting lines and punching the groupies because they’re using too much teeth, how do these guys find the time??

  6. Inner Retard

    Well, he’s fired. But look at the bright side. He can now make the truly top cents being a homeless guy in wedding jokes.

  7. I don’t see the big deal. I make fun of homeless people. You make fun of homeless people. Hell, homeless people make fun of other homeless people for being homeless.


    Somewhere right now Britney Spears is attempting to slit her wrists with fried chicken wings.

  9. Kojak

    Personally, I’m shocked that people are talking about other thing than Biel’s supreme hotness…

    • Inner Retard

      It’s a defense mechanism. There’d be a lot more suicides if we only thought about the fact we can’t have her.

  10. huh?

    Land of the free? whatever happened to privacy?

  11. Moo Cow Hunter

    What privacy? Robert Paulson of Millipied, Wisconsin. Graduated college in 1996 with a major in Marketing. Credit score 654. And put that cookie down you know it’s not good for you!

  12. You know…Things are really getting nuts. the dichotomy between rich and poor is so f*cking out of control, it’s just a matter of time before people just start murdering rich people and burning shit down.
    You better hope to god you ain’t driving a car newer that 2005 when it does, cuz there will be no distinction. You will become food!

  13. So this is the meaning of “Let them eat cake.”

  14. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Fuck the homeless.

  15. Schmidtler

    blah blah wedding, blah blah homeless people, HOLY SHIT LOOK AT JESSICA BIEL’S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    wasn’t that really everything that needed to be said here?

  16. anonym

    6.5 million dollars???

    Well, that should help the European economy a little bit.

    If i had 6.5 million, I’d bet their marriage wouldn’t last more than 6.5 months.

  17. cc

    This is an affront to decent people everywhere. The only suitable punishment is for me to spank the daylights of Jessica Biel’s ass.

  18. Burt

    Making fun of the homeless at a wedding? Money can’t buy class, can it?

  19. Mandy

    This is so tacky. I’m all for offensive humour, but this is just gross. I don’t care that they had a 6.5 million dollar wedding – it’s their money, they can do what they want. But to mock MENTALLY ILL homeless people? Get some class. :(

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