Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Broke Up: For Real This Time

March 11th, 2011 // 64 Comments

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have officially broken up, according to People which should come to no surprise to anyone considering he’s banged Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis and let’s assume Amanda Seyfried in the past six months. Whether this means Jessica’s finally going to come out as a lesbian is anybody’s guess, but just in case, I’m going to imagine her making a powerful feminist statement by banging the same three chicks. That’ll teach us chauvinist pigs, all smug in our.. chauvenry. And, for anyone reading my thoughts right now, that pudding’s a metaphor for equal pay.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Snooki's Taint

    Does that mean he might ‘date’ me?

  2. She is so hot. I remember that ass shot of her in chuck and larry. I bet she is great in the bed to after watching her in that humping video on Jimmy Kimmel after the oscars.

    • horn dog

      Ehhh…she has her moments, but overall i’d have to say overrated. She looks like a slag in this pic, for instance.

  3. Calls to Rough's reps were not immediately returned

    I wonder if its too late for me to go on a couple of vocal group auditions…

  4. Matty

    Jessica, if you need a rebound, I’m here for you. I’m not rich, good looking, famous or talented like JT, but… uh… I bet I can eat more.

  5. Cock Dr

    Stick a fork in it, because it is FINALLY done.
    Which starlet will be the next victim of JT’s serial pretend monogomy schtick?

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    Heezie
    Commented on this photo:

    That herpes sore is pretty hot.

  7. She still has one phenomenal body, it’d be my honor to clear the cobwebs and show her what a real man feels like

  8. strit

    but he looks so happy here… @_@

  9. I’m all broken up about this. For real this time.

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    jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    ha coke much?

  11. DOucHe BaGELs

    I can see pics coming out of Jessica and Scarlet both resting their feet on Sean Penn’s lap.

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    Capt. Hindgrinder
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to HUMP HUMP HUMP that beautiful ASS.

  13. it’s called getting bored of banging the same hole…only thing this bitch deserves, is a good ass eating.

  14. SIN

    All because his mommy didn’t approve of her. He is a HUGE mommas boy.
    WHo in their right mind would ever say “no” to her?

    • Rhymes with Winning

      idk, maybe somebody that knows they can rebound with Mila Kunis?

      • a regular guy

        Rhymes is right…duh! Mila makes JB look average by comparison. Nicer skin and better bod too. May as well ride that horse for a while!

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    ThisisnotTigerWoods
    Commented on this photo:

    baby got back!

  16. Ohhh, alright already, alright, I’ll fuck her. Jeez, will you leave me alone now?

  17. Mike

    maybe if she didnt fuck up her face with all the collegen in her lips he woudl have stayed, her lips are so fake and look like baby sausages, she isnt that hot to be honest, take away all her piled on makeup and the collegen and yeah…not too shit hot.

  18. Nen

    His smile looks forced, his eyes are dead and he’s clenching his hands on his pants. No wonder they broke up. Could he look anymore miserable? 0.o

  19. Deacon Jones

    Man, what a moron.

    If I was him, I’d stare directly at her ass every night, screaming “I CAN”T QUIT YOU!”

  20. Finally! Now Jessica and I can be together at last! :-D

  21. Katie

    Seriously, can you really look, I mean REALLY LOOK at Justin TImberlake and tell me he’s a hot guy? If he was just some average dude, no one would look at him twice. Biel was way too hot for him, so is Kunis, and so is Munn. He needs to get with Betty White.

    • bradspithair

      Agreed, he is not hot, never has been. At all.

      She is a freaking dumb-ass tool, needy and desperate wasting all this time with this douche boy. Just stupid, whyyy?

  22. PunkA

    I like JT. Not his music, but the dude. He golfs, is a gentleman. But when it comes to the ladies, he is a bit of a player. And guess what, if I was rich, single and famous, I would be too. So sorry for Jess, she deserved better, but she knew the game when started playing with JT.

    By the way, Biel is top 3 on my Hollywood wish list. If I had a Hall Pass for a Hollywood sex romp weekend free for all, I go for Halle Berry, Jessica Biel and Monica Bellucci. The Holy Grail of hot babes, with some variety. And I bet they are all dirty.

  23. Anita Cocke

    He seems like a decent human being and should be with whomever he wants. But am I the only one who sees that while his arm is around her waist, his hand is cowering in fear AWAY from her ass? Hmmmm . . .

  24. mean tina

    HELLO. he’s sooooooooo no into her and hasn’t been. why? he GAY. she’s his beard. and he is hers because she’s a lesbian. Nice hollyweird deal. Don’t know how this isn’t crystal clear to some.

    • bradspithair

      I dont think so, he just had her dick-whipped. Poor girl needs a real man and some self-esteem classes, not lil Timberwussy.

  25. Superficial Bitch

    Men just have no love for this chick anymore.

    Personally, I think it’s because she fucked Justin who fucked Cameron Diaz, meaning she basically fucked Cameron Diaz, and forgot to say “No Homo”

    Bad move Jessica. Boys no likie the dikie.

  26. DiddyK

    “Don’t touch her ass Don’t touch her ass Don’t touch her ass… c’mon JTimboman… be strong… I can do this… Don’ttouchherass”

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    DiddyK
    Commented on this photo:

    “Eep! I touched her ass! I dunno if I can quit it!… it’s so good.. when it hits your lips.. ” “Soo good.”

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    ilikeold
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet she doesn’t do anal…and with an ass like that, that’s a real dealbreaker.

  29. not surprised

    Obviously they broke up! What is the point of staying with only ONE GIRL when you’re JT?? It’s just plain stupid and he should make love to as many women as he can in his life and never settle down for more than a month or two.

  30. MrsEllis

    Dear anybody who finds her attractive (and apparently, that’s a lot of you)

    I DON’T GET IT. HOW????

    Is it some weird testosterone-fueled thing at the sight of her ass that nobody can grasp using logic alone? Have you guys looked at her gross face?

  31. Nikita

    Justin is just working his way through girl names ending in ‘a’ – Jessica, Olivia, Mila, Amanda…when he runs out, he will go back to Britney or Cameron, gawd help us…

  32. anonym

    i don’t think Jessica will ever find a husband.

    There’s something wrong about that plastic surgery altered face.

    often times, she looks like a man. at other times, she looks like the grinch who stole christmas.

    She’s right up there with cameron diaz in terms of buffness.

  33. sammin

    Justin TImberlake looks super old in this photo… he looked kinda old in the social network too?
    Jessica is def hotter than Mila!

  34. soulbuggie

    Justin Timberlake makes me ill now. Jessica Biel was always way too good for him. I hope he catches a disease with this playing around. I will not go to any of his movies (since he’s not recording) because he can’t keep his pants zipped up and he’s lost my respect. Ugh!

  35. the captain

    99.2 peraent of all the manly celebrities in the unied states aren’t HETERO-SEXUAL, folks!!

  36. theTruth

    NOW HE CAN FINALLY GET BACK WITH BRITNEY!!!

    SHE IS DIONG BETTER THEN HIM THESE DAYS ANYWAY

  37. tone

    Jessica Biel is so ugly, she has a man face and looks old enough to be Timberlakes Mother. Mila Kunis would be a nice upgrade.

  38. P

    It’s too bad that celebrities can’t keep their promise when it comes to “LOVE”.

  39. Pank

    they are both HOMELY looking so who cares.

  40. Myclamisaninnie

    JESSICA IS A CLINGY STALKER-TYPE

    JUSTIN HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET RID OF HER FOR AWHILE.
    move on girl, youre hot, get some self esteem already

    clinging to an FUGLY man is weird anyway, considering how hot you are.

    duh

  41. change it up

    Now the people writing the articles are as ignorant as the people who leave some of the comments.

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    Miskita
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me just say… If she DOES, in fact, come out… CALL ME! ;)

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    Mario
    Commented on this photo:

    His pupils are bigger than their wedding rings.

  44. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel Break Up
    Commented on this photo:

    i have some sauce for that spicy meat

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    mismy
    Commented on this photo:

    oh HEY herpes

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    Ronaldo
    Commented on this photo:

    Her best angle

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    Alpha Female
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s too bad no one is appreciating that beautiful body of hers. Unless her and Justin have an open-relationship…

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    her artificially-inflated lip draws more attention to her too-toothy smile

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