Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Got A Private Box, Guess How That Went

Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at a Winnipeg Jets game over the weekend where The Maplesiah sprung for private box seats and then all the stuff in these photos happened. Now I’m not these kids’ parents, but maybe letting a still-developing deity use his magic to make an entire hockey arena forget he had sex with his girlfriend on every single one of their laps isn’t such a great idea. He should be using those powers for good, i.e. helping me count cards in Vegas because I’m very poor and crippled. Take pity upon your child, sweet syrup Lord!

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