Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at a Winnipeg Jets game over the weekend where The Maplesiah sprung for private box seats and then all the stuff in these photos happened. Now I’m not these kids’ parents, but maybe letting a still-developing deity use his magic to make an entire hockey arena forget he had sex with his girlfriend on every single one of their laps isn’t such a great idea. He should be using those powers for good, i.e. helping me count cards in Vegas because I’m very poor and crippled. Take pity upon your child, sweet syrup Lord!
Photos: GSI Media
Whoa, whoa, whoa. First off, he was at a JETS game. Go Jets go!
I think he means that they were at “a Canadian game.” Because a) Montreal spells its team name “Canadiens”; and b) it’s hockey, so really, who in the U.S. cares?
(And now that Fish fixed it, this comment no longer makes sense.)
hahaha
This whole relationship just feels so forced.
I agree… I wonder how their publicity people arranged this deal.
christ indeed, she should change her name to grizzly adams or zztop, been a long time since i seen a beard so obvious
Yup. I’d believe they were rutting like rabbits, if they weren’t trying to show off all the time. The more PDAs a “couple” does, the less real the relationship is.
Stop it with the hate, people. They make a cute lesbian couple.
EQUALITY!
The girl on the right is kind of cute. Love the earrings. Needs a better haircut though.
Anybody else notice they’re wearing “6″ and “9″ or am I the only 12-year-old here?
No, you’re right. I was just about to comment about this.
I don’t get why they need to be so skeevy? They’re children. Even if Selena is 19, she looks fucking 12. It’s just wrong. Justin has not hit puberty. And they will never be the ultimate pop couple they try to be, like Britney and Justin, who by the way, never behaved like that. I don’t get it. It doesn’t look good. They look really, really stupid. The faces on the people around them says everything.
It’s the real life version of Padme and Anakin’s relationship, except here’s hoping that this will not end end with the flesh burning, death during child birth or extassy-fueled lesbian sex with another ballerina… well that last one is alright.
Justin has hit puberty, and if he hasn’t she’ll help him into it. Although it might not look right, think about this from his perspective. If you were him and were with a woman that looked like her willing to give you as much sex as you want at THAT age, what would you do.
I totally get what teens do behind closed doors. However, I still think that American teens need to slow the fuck down, because not only do they rush for sex, but they have no fucking clue as to what they’re doing. they don’t even wear condoms. In other countries I’ve seen teens not only be more responsible, but more modest and mature about it too. know what I mean? it’s not about doing it, but how they do it. I don’t like this flashy LOOK AT US WE’RE TOTES HAVING SEX. Because 1) they’re not a normal couple, they’re a celebrity couple. The boob grabbing? If that’s not a VALIDATE ME, I’M A MAN desperate cry, I don’t know what it is. In the end he looks just that. Desperate little horny boy. 2) The country already has big problems with teen pregnancy. It’s like, slow the fuck down. if you knew how retarded you look and inappropriate, considiring you’re still a kid, you wouldn’t do it.
It’s not about the sex, but the whole reckless attention-whoring.
V ,let me guess, you about 55 y.o female, menopausal. from what I understand, Its a challenging time. Its treatable just ask your doctor. BTW, which countries a u talking about. From my experience, western Europe is way too hands on. Summers, springs all I see ppl sucking each other faces off and yes teens included. I dk why are u drawing correlation bt Selena, Justin cuddling and high rates of teen pregnancy in US. Do u remember when u were adolescent? remember the hormones? All we see them hugging and kissing it doesn’t mean they have bareback intercourse.
Josephus, fear not for I am also 12. Hehehehehehe, 69. Hehehehe…
I hate bieber but it went better than your blurb. It was at a Winnipeg Jets Game not Canadian (look at the jersey)
Penalty for high-sticking while IN the box: the birth of another maple christ.
Playstation Trophy/XBox Achievement Unlocked
Banging Your Hot Girlfriend DoggieStyle in Public
See, this is why I don’t get any.
Nice try trying to convince us you are straight Bieber. This relationship is so fake it is hilarious to watch it.
Selena Gomez was in “Boy’s Don’t Cry”?
Thought her box was private !
If it is public, can I be next?
How about both of us at once ?
“Aieee, pappi, no en mi culo!”
I spy with my little eye one asian chaperone that’s gonna be looking for a new job in about 5 minutes.
What time is is? Time to cop a feel, baby!
Worst kiss ever, in 3…2…1…
“Huh, so that’s what heterosexual smells like.”
These two kiss with all the passion and desire of Mickey and Minnie mouse plush costumes at Disneyland.
what do you mean josh.
Has Selena sign a pre-coitus agreement or are they going the old fashion way and use his “charm”? I prefer a concrete contract to anything else myself. Who wants the headache?
and that was when Justin discovered chicks have TWO holes.
he already knew about the second hole. usher taught him that well.
And this whole time I thought we had 3. Ha! School. It’s fuckin dumb.
the vagina isn’t a hole. It’s a trap.
I see Bieber finally started wearing the strap-on that Selena asked for.
Are the numbers so we can tell them apart?
“She’s so hot, every time I see her I get tingly in my anus! …uh, I meant, ‘penis’…or something…Anyway as you can see we’re such a happy HETEROSEXUAL cocklick!…’couple”, dang it…Jesus, my Lord and God, please help me to speak more clearly, You Tight Hairy Hottie! Save a hole for me! Amen.”
You didn’t spell Canadiens right, and that’s not even the right team. Hire a straight guy to write about sports please.
Say, who IS that with the Messiah? Why, it must be Maple Magdalena…
Nice pearl earring. Got a necklace that goes with it?
Nice earrings, Maude.
i bet this relationship is just for PR [:))]
smilies by x.exps.me !
Shame on you for writing about these fukcing kids when there’s brand new Sofia Vergara bikini full-body shots out there.
Hey, no fair, how’d she get a pink iPhone??
hockey is a real sport? I thought they just invented it for that might ducks movie like rollerball, or futuresport
Is he checking to make sure she is still built like a 12 year old boy????
Love that their numbrers are 6 and 9. Fitting
I figured it’d be a couple of zeros.
Glaringly obvious that this is his first “piece”. After he’s spent millions on this chick (which he has already..dumbass) he will look back on this and realize how stupid he looked.
He’s setting himself up for a totally filthy album so he can prove that he’s “all grown up.” Of course it will be widely speculated that Selena is the girl he’s singing about rusty trombones and dirty sanchezes and the hit duet “Pitching and Catching”
I think they look cute together. If fact they do look age appropriate and cute.
Oh, Justin! She squealed, You naughty boy! You promised to keep your pants up and my skirt down!
First time a hispanic name has ever been on an NHL jersey.
Boy, the level of anger and hatred toward these 2 speaks volumes. They are a very cute couple – in any case, the photos show typical teenage behavior, especially as it is viewed from a high powered telescopic lens in a private box. I bet both of them are on cloud 9 with regard to their dating. Warms my heart.
Agreed. they do look like typical teens. They are not cynical just yet.
To be fair, I hate pretty much everything.
And…just to confirm their status of lame shitheads, they both have their own name on the back of their jerseys.
i wonder if he got brain
Lol, what a homo. He would have a pink phone.
FUCK YEAH! Lesbians RULE!
I can’t believe we lost this franchise just to have two lesbians making out in private boxes. Nobody wants to hear about your privates or your boxes Winnipeg!
OMG! News Flash! Some kid kissed his girlfriend in public,talked with some nice officers and the lady seated next to them, read some text messages or looked at some pictures while watching a hockey game, wearing the jersey of his favorite team…..WTF is wrong with that? Oh wait, I forgot you suck navel ass wipes all live in Mommy’s basement doing your Jason Alexander impression from Brad Paisley video and wishing you had the ability to get a date as cute as Selena Gomez or for that matter a date period….Lame story…Lame premise…no bare skin….no mad groping of body parts….sadly this is what you now pass off as sarcasm and humor…EPIC FAIL,Fish!
How I fucking hate u Crassness. Let us make fun of these stupid kids in peace you parade shitter. All you ever do is bitch, bitch, bitch like a whiny little cuntjob. You remind me of my fucking girlfriend, you big fat vagina.
Scissoring is fun.
Scissor me timbers!
Has about the same passion as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie.
…As she texts “this brings back memories of summer camp with my besties!”
you like selena gomez josh don’t you.
A private box so he can have her private box.
“I’m 6, you’re 9. Get it? Oh you will. You will.”
Anyone notice that his jersery’s a 6 and hers is a 9..? Naughty lesbians.