Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Got A Private Box, Guess How That Went

October 24th, 2011 // 112 Comments

Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at a Winnipeg Jets game over the weekend where The Maplesiah sprung for private box seats and then all the stuff in these photos happened. Now I’m not these kids’ parents, but maybe letting a still-developing deity use his magic to make an entire hockey arena forget he had sex with his girlfriend on every single one of their laps isn’t such a great idea. He should be using those powers for good, i.e. helping me count cards in Vegas because I’m very poor and crippled. Take pity upon your child, sweet syrup Lord!

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. JoJojojo

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. First off, he was at a JETS game. Go Jets go!

  2. TRON

    This whole relationship just feels so forced.

  3. V

    Stop it with the hate, people. They make a cute lesbian couple.

    EQUALITY!

  4. The girl on the right is kind of cute. Love the earrings. Needs a better haircut though.

  5. Josephus

    Anybody else notice they’re wearing “6″ and “9″ or am I the only 12-year-old here?

    • V

      No, you’re right. I was just about to comment about this.

      I don’t get why they need to be so skeevy? They’re children. Even if Selena is 19, she looks fucking 12. It’s just wrong. Justin has not hit puberty. And they will never be the ultimate pop couple they try to be, like Britney and Justin, who by the way, never behaved like that. I don’t get it. It doesn’t look good. They look really, really stupid. The faces on the people around them says everything.

      • That Bastard Tony

        It’s the real life version of Padme and Anakin’s relationship, except here’s hoping that this will not end end with the flesh burning, death during child birth or extassy-fueled lesbian sex with another ballerina… well that last one is alright.

        Justin has hit puberty, and if he hasn’t she’ll help him into it. Although it might not look right, think about this from his perspective. If you were him and were with a woman that looked like her willing to give you as much sex as you want at THAT age, what would you do.

      • V

        I totally get what teens do behind closed doors. However, I still think that American teens need to slow the fuck down, because not only do they rush for sex, but they have no fucking clue as to what they’re doing. they don’t even wear condoms. In other countries I’ve seen teens not only be more responsible, but more modest and mature about it too. know what I mean? it’s not about doing it, but how they do it. I don’t like this flashy LOOK AT US WE’RE TOTES HAVING SEX. Because 1) they’re not a normal couple, they’re a celebrity couple. The boob grabbing? If that’s not a VALIDATE ME, I’M A MAN desperate cry, I don’t know what it is. In the end he looks just that. Desperate little horny boy. 2) The country already has big problems with teen pregnancy. It’s like, slow the fuck down. if you knew how retarded you look and inappropriate, considiring you’re still a kid, you wouldn’t do it.

        It’s not about the sex, but the whole reckless attention-whoring.

      • ACS999

        V ,let me guess, you about 55 y.o female, menopausal. from what I understand, Its a challenging time. Its treatable just ask your doctor. BTW, which countries a u talking about. From my experience, western Europe is way too hands on. Summers, springs all I see ppl sucking each other faces off and yes teens included. I dk why are u drawing correlation bt Selena, Justin cuddling and high rates of teen pregnancy in US. Do u remember when u were adolescent? remember the hormones? All we see them hugging and kissing it doesn’t mean they have bareback intercourse.

    • kimmykimkim

      Josephus, fear not for I am also 12. Hehehehehehe, 69. Hehehehe…

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    Nigel Bennett
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate bieber but it went better than your blurb. It was at a Winnipeg Jets Game not Canadian (look at the jersey)

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    papastryfe
    Commented on this photo:

    Penalty for high-sticking while IN the box: the birth of another maple christ.

  8. That Bastard Tony

    Playstation Trophy/XBox Achievement Unlocked
    Banging Your Hot Girlfriend DoggieStyle in Public

    See, this is why I don’t get any.

  9. Venom

    Nice try trying to convince us you are straight Bieber. This relationship is so fake it is hilarious to watch it.

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    mnsuperbee
    Commented on this photo:

    Selena Gomez was in “Boy’s Don’t Cry”?

  11. Karl Walden

    Thought her box was private !

  12. FruitLoop

    “Aieee, pappi, no en mi culo!”

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    Commented on this photo:

    I spy with my little eye one asian chaperone that’s gonna be looking for a new job in about 5 minutes.

  14. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    Commented on this photo:

    What time is is? Time to cop a feel, baby!

  15. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst kiss ever, in 3…2…1…

  16. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    Commented on this photo:

    “Huh, so that’s what heterosexual smells like.”

  17. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
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    These two kiss with all the passion and desire of Mickey and Minnie mouse plush costumes at Disneyland.

  18. You obviously havent been roughed at first sight

    Has Selena sign a pre-coitus agreement or are they going the old fashion way and use his “charm”? I prefer a concrete contract to anything else myself. Who wants the headache?

  19. and that was when Justin discovered chicks have TWO holes.

  20. I see Bieber finally started wearing the strap-on that Selena asked for.

  21. Are the numbers so we can tell them apart?

  22. Justin B.

    “She’s so hot, every time I see her I get tingly in my anus! …uh, I meant, ‘penis’…or something…Anyway as you can see we’re such a happy HETEROSEXUAL cocklick!…’couple”, dang it…Jesus, my Lord and God, please help me to speak more clearly, You Tight Hairy Hottie! Save a hole for me! Amen.”

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    Maloof
    Commented on this photo:

    You didn’t spell Canadiens right, and that’s not even the right team. Hire a straight guy to write about sports please.

  24. Fester

    Say, who IS that with the Messiah? Why, it must be Maple Magdalena…

  25. Nice pearl earring. Got a necklace that goes with it?

  26. Nice earrings, Maude.

  27. adriana shelton

    i bet this relationship is just for PR [:))]

    smilies by x.exps.me !

  28. Deacon Jones

    Shame on you for writing about these fukcing kids when there’s brand new Sofia Vergara bikini full-body shots out there.

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    heahie
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, no fair, how’d she get a pink iPhone??

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    sal
    Commented on this photo:

    hockey is a real sport? I thought they just invented it for that might ducks movie like rollerball, or futuresport

  31. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    angryserver
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he checking to make sure she is still built like a 12 year old boy????

  32. Jbell

    Love that their numbrers are 6 and 9. Fitting

  33. Karen

    Glaringly obvious that this is his first “piece”. After he’s spent millions on this chick (which he has already..dumbass) he will look back on this and realize how stupid he looked.

  34. Willie Dixon

    He’s setting himself up for a totally filthy album so he can prove that he’s “all grown up.” Of course it will be widely speculated that Selena is the girl he’s singing about rusty trombones and dirty sanchezes and the hit duet “Pitching and Catching”

  35. ACS999

    I think they look cute together. If fact they do look age appropriate and cute.

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    Maria
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Justin! She squealed, You naughty boy! You promised to keep your pants up and my skirt down!

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    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    First time a hispanic name has ever been on an NHL jersey.

  38. glassman

    Boy, the level of anger and hatred toward these 2 speaks volumes. They are a very cute couple – in any case, the photos show typical teenage behavior, especially as it is viewed from a high powered telescopic lens in a private box. I bet both of them are on cloud 9 with regard to their dating. Warms my heart.

  39. Sensei John Kreese

    And…just to confirm their status of lame shitheads, they both have their own name on the back of their jerseys.

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    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    i wonder if he got brain

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    JesusTheTable
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol, what a homo. He would have a pink phone.

  42. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    Vandinz
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK YEAH! Lesbians RULE!

  43. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    ThrashersFan
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe we lost this franchise just to have two lesbians making out in private boxes. Nobody wants to hear about your privates or your boxes Winnipeg!

  44. The Critical Crassness

    OMG! News Flash! Some kid kissed his girlfriend in public,talked with some nice officers and the lady seated next to them, read some text messages or looked at some pictures while watching a hockey game, wearing the jersey of his favorite team…..WTF is wrong with that? Oh wait, I forgot you suck navel ass wipes all live in Mommy’s basement doing your Jason Alexander impression from Brad Paisley video and wishing you had the ability to get a date as cute as Selena Gomez or for that matter a date period….Lame story…Lame premise…no bare skin….no mad groping of body parts….sadly this is what you now pass off as sarcasm and humor…EPIC FAIL,Fish!

    • kimmykimkim

      How I fucking hate u Crassness. Let us make fun of these stupid kids in peace you parade shitter. All you ever do is bitch, bitch, bitch like a whiny little cuntjob. You remind me of my fucking girlfriend, you big fat vagina.

  45. Jason

    Scissoring is fun.

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    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Has about the same passion as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie.

  47. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    …As she texts “this brings back memories of summer camp with my besties!”

  48. A private box so he can have her private box.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m 6, you’re 9. Get it? Oh you will. You will.”

  50. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Boob Grab Make Out Hockey Game
    Jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone notice that his jersery’s a 6 and hers is a 9..? Naughty lesbians.

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