Justin Bieber’s Dad’s Relationship Is Falling Apart

February 28th, 2014 // 16 Comments
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In case you’ve been dating a guy for seven years and one day his son explodes to the top of the cultural zeitgeist as an egomaniacal popstar who then goes on a bender of sizzurp and Brazilian hookers and you’d like to know how this is going to affect your relationship, then this post is for you. Have a seat, because this might be hard to hear. The shitstain you started seeing because you probably believed his horseshit about being a good Christian is going to leave you now. He’s always wanted to, and he’s likely cheated on you constantly. He had to wait until he was able to support himself by enabling his troubled son to the point where they’re now inseperable. Remember how his ex-wife would say what a dirtbag he was, including things like:

Jeremy was in the county jail for fighting the day Justin was born and that he often let his son down, regularly failing to turn up when he was due to take him out for the day.

Right, that should have been a red flag. But instead of thinking “Hmm, maybe condoms with this one,” you went with getting knocked up twice and participated in the naming of those kids, Jaxon and Jazmyn. You then proceeded to not get married the instant his son sold his first million records, leaving yourself nothing but a claim for child support from a man who himself is being entirely supported. I can see the color draining from your face, but stick with me here. You have a chance, albeit a small one, that your baby daddy’s son might knock you up after a concert and you could squeeze a nice enough settlement out of that to eek by for a while. Maybe long enough for your oldest to land a cereal commercial. I’m sure it’ll work itself out, or at the very least Jeremy will be back after a falling out with Justin over swag or an overdosed groupie that he will convince you was “creative differences.” And you’ll take him back, because you dated Jeremy Bieber for seven years. “He sees you. You’ll do this again. Time is a flat circle.”

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  1. Justin, I’m sorry your dad didn’t show up to take you out. How about if I show up to take you out?

  2. Must have be a slow news day or somehow titties have fallen out of fashion.

  3. Yourmom

    pure and total clickbait

  4. Lindsay Lohan

    A train wreck celebrity with bad parents? How rare and unusual.

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    I look at this shithead and think how little self-worth that bodyguard has to be ready to jump in front of a bullet to protect said shithead.

  6. “Justin Bieber’s Dad’s Relationship Is Falling Apart” – is it because of his piece of shit son? It’s becuse of his piece of shit son, isn’t it? Justin Bieber is a piece of shit. IJS

  7. MarketingMike

    One look at Bieb’s Dad, and you already know
    his mom likes shitheads, above all reason.
    Telling me he treats her like shit, is like saying
    it’s wet because it’s raining outside.

    Guaranteed…
    She’s still his backup lay, any time or place,
    and has been for the past 20 years. Honestly,
    she probably sits by the phone waiting for his calls.

  8. Aggie

    Well it looks like Canada’s secret is out; we have our own Florida here, Southern Ontario. It’s as ripe a breeding ground for trash, but sadly not for oranges.

  9. *eke by

    Yes, I’m a spelling and grammar so-and-so.

  10. “Justin Bieber’s Dad’s Relationship Is Falling Apart”
    Oh golly. I’m fuckin’ heartbroken.

  11. Still think Bieber faked out of that paternity testing.

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    Bubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, I can’t go with your dad watching

  13. closing with true detective? you delicious psychopath.

  14. checkyoself

    This “article” is ridiculous. He and his baby mama have been broken up for years. I know the person he was dating last year. Went on tour with all of them, including the little kids.

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