“When you roll in Miami, you roll hard, son” Justin Bieber probably wished he said while throwing an opened water bottle at the paparazzi yesterday (above). Which sounds ineffective to us mortals, but when blessed by the smooth, manicured hands of the Maple Christ, nothing but piles of ash are left in its wake. Ash that you can sprinkle on pancakes making them remarkably delicious, but ash nonetheless. For as it is pop-and-locked.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
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He had to remove it from his own ass first, right?
I want to shoot him for wearing those pants, what a fucking douche
oh and nice leopard print back there, asshole
He’s the official bag carrier for Justin. The bag is filled with more dumb fashions.
perhaps instead of this proverbial bag being filled with bad fashion, it is more fitting if its filled with douche? lots and lots of douche?
That owl tattoo is just straight up OG…
M.C. Pamper
What the hell is that style that makes you look like a toddler that dropped a deuce in your pants?
One that is based specifically upon the fashion tendencies of a man in prison, who dresses as such to indicate he is willing to trade sex for protection.
I’d say this is why Rome fell, but I’ll bet the Romans never got this absurd. Some Centurion with a sense of honor would have jabbed a broadsword through the silly little poseur.
Sooo…..trading sex for protection…..and he has bodyguards. I see how this works as their payment now.
Toothpicks for arms.
On the third day a breakfast took place at IHOP in Miami. Bieber’s mother was there, and Bieber and his entourage had also been invited to the breakfast. When the syrup was gone, Bieber’s mother said to him, “They have no more syrup.”
“Bitch, why do you involve me?” Bieber replied. “The hour of my set has not yet come.”
His mother said to the waitresses, “Do whatever he tells you. You hear me? WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU.”
Bieber said to the waitresses, “Fill them bottles with water, yo”; so they filled them to the brim.
Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the head of my label.”
They did so, and the head of the label tasted the water that had been turned into syrup. He did not realize where it had come from, though the waitresses who had drawn the water knew, and their undergarments dampened with the special knowledge. Then the head of the label called Usher aside and said, “Everyone brings out the Log Cabin first and then the Mrs. Butterworth after the guests have had too much to eat; but you have saved the best till now.”
What Bieber did here in IHOP of Miami was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his entourage believed in him.
—The Gospel According to Drake 2:1-11
you are just not right in the head most of the time, and I like it.
16 times 7 thumbs up.
And Tom spake it, and it was mirthful, and the Superficialists were glad in their hearts.
Does he get anymore gay than him?
He’s a tough guy but he sounds like a girl? I’m confused.
I’m at a loss as to how he could look even more ridiculous. And who the hell gets a tattoo of an owl? Your boy Justin, keepin’ it real, ornithology style!
A ‘bird’ is uk slang for a girl (might be the same other places too)
Poor guy probably got confuzzled!
Well there is someone deeply in need of a boot in the head…..make it happen God.
Check the tat, son.. YOLO, right? You Obviously Love Owls! TiiiigGHT!
Nothing gay about him. Nothing at all.
Samantha Ronson looks great! Her skin looks so much younger.
He makes The Situation look straight.
Jizzle Bizzle needs a fist in the fizzle.
Awwww look – it’s even a mini water bottle.
I bet that ounce of water really soaked dem paps yo!
This young woman confuses me more than she or he is confused her self. Is she a lesbian? Is she a he? Is he a she? This looks like Vanilla Ice’s hermaphroditic-vestigial twin combined with poop and toothpicks. I shall call him or her “Frosty the Snow-woman.”
Seriously, the average 12 year old kid these days is bigger and manlier than this douche is. How can you be built like a 10 year old girl and walk around and think you are a badass?
I find littering Canadians to be an serious affront to our national sovereignty. Send that fucker to Guantanamo.
Confound it! Where is that Smithers when I need him?
Why the fuck is this moron still famous? Still looks like a short haired fourteen year old girl. Still looks like a spoilt dick.
Forever eleven!
She is sooo cute when she’s angry!
I really wish Miley Cyrus would quit changing her look. It’s just ridiculous.
I proclaim him, King Douche.
We need to sign up to thumb up/down, but we don’t to comment?
Da hell?
Anyway, Dude looks ridiculous.
Looks like he’s struggling with that.
Hillary Swank is looking younger every day!
So, he wants to wear gold chains that cost more than my house, yet he is pissed that paps take pictures of him? God I wish his mother had drowned him at birth.
“Da heck? Dat a-hole has an even more ridiculously douche-y ensemble than I do, yo! Lookit dem shoes! Tackle him, Leopard Minion!”
Oh look, it’s Vanilla Ice Cream.
“Protect Your Neck” on his hat. The Wu-Tang Clan is spinning in their collective graves.
Yeah, he’s straight up gangsta. I’d like to drop him off in downtown Newark and see if he makes it out alive. He’d piss his skinny jeans within 10 seconds of his untied sneakers hitting the sidewalk.
Ooooooooo and Owl! Someone likes to watched!
Thuggin’ like it’s his job.
Douchebag litterbug.
I’d like to see a collaboration of Justin Beiber, and Die Antwoord. Perfect.
Every girl who looks at this will instantly have their vagina cleaned.
I have squirrels in my backyard that get stale bread from me. They could probably scare me more than this guy if they put their minds to it,
Total cunt
Anyone look like this with NO bodyguard would last about 15 seconds before receiving a severe beatdown. 24×7 protection is mandatory for this douchebag.
he isnt a little boy he must grow up :)
Damn, can’t be that many of the Clan dead yet… maybe just ODB?
Is it wrong that I get angry just looking at that confused little homo?
Woah! He’s hardcore like Shoe Labeef!