Justin Bieber Tried To Sneak Into A Club. It Didn’t Work.

June 10th, 2013 // 24 Comments
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Justin Bieber is a pretty, young, female singing sensation, so you’d just assume that would override such niceties as underage drinking laws. Except that would also be assuming he’s not an obnoxious little shit who everyone fucking hates, so here’s a magical fairy tale about him getting bounced out of Lure Saturday night. E! News reports:

“Someone from Justin’s team had come earlier in the day and told the club that he would be showing up. The club told him they wouldn’t let him in because he’s not 21,” a source tells E! News. “Bieber came anyways and tried to sneak in through a back door.”
However, J.B. got the bust when rapper Game gave him a shout out while on stage—oops!
“The Game was on the mic at this point and saw Bieber trying to get in and shouted that Bieber was on his way inside,” the source added, “That’s when security saw him and escorted him out immediately. He left right away, he seemed really embarrassed.”

Wait. How did The Game know it was Justin Bieber coming in? I thought black people all looked the sa- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*

Photos: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Randal

    Let’s make something clear here. Everyone doesn’t hate Justin Bieber. He’s a singing sensation found for his voice and natural born talent on YouTube, and shot quicker than any young teen to the top of the charts. He’d never be there without respect, love and admiration.

    Randal

    • Hey Randal! didn’t realize you were still alive.

    • harriscandit

      You forgot Having sex with Usher. Never forget his career was based on butt sex with Usher.

    • Shasta

      I miss the real Randal.

    • Randal(l)

      Randal

      Let’s make something clear here. Everyone doesn’t hate Justin Bieber…I’m sure there are starving children in Africa who haven’t heard of this Cunt. He’s a Burning sensation found on the tip of your cock. His tight ass made Usher shoot quicker than any young teen to the top of his tonsils. He’d never be there without respect, love and admiration….oh, and sodomy. Can’t forget about all that sodomy. Just acres and acres of sodomy. You say you can’t measure sodomy in acres, but I can’t hear you over the sound of all the Justin Bieber sodomy going on.

      Randal(l)

  2. FattyFatty2X4

    Wait a tic…….
    Photo Boy is black?
    Well that explains the lack of dark meat on this site.

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    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    So is that guy using a new twist on the Glory Hole called a Fap Screen?

  4. Selena Gomez Nipple Slip Cleavage
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s nice to see the Amish diversifying into hair and make-up now,

  5. Earrings and a necklace and he wonders why no-one takes him seriously!

  6. they both look like they think they are jaden smiff.

  7. Selena Gomez Nipple Slip Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it Rabbit hunting season? (weird dress color)

  8. grobpilot

    “That’s when security saw him and escorted him out immediately. He left right away, he seemed really embarrassed.”. Then he moped back to his room and sat in front of the TV the rest of the night, watching softcore porn, eating leftover pizza and drinking the half-bottle of Old English that Lil Twist left on the dresser.

  9. He got his monkey back!

  10. cc

    This didn’t end with him getting knocked out by the bouncers? Now I am totally depressed.

  11. ahhhhhhh! Tasty, tasty schadenfreude!

  12. ”Justin Bieber is a pretty, young, female singing sensation”
    That made my day, thank you. hahahaha

  13. Anyone remember Leif Garrett? He was pretty too.

  14. Alexis

    Justin Bieber is NOT a Female he is a Male

  15. Bb
    Commented on this photo:

    18? She’s almost 22……

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