Justin Bieber Threw Up On Stage In Arizona

Here’s Justin Bieber puking on stage in the middle of a concert in Arizona Saturday night which he blames on drinking milk because apparently teeing up jokes about him blowing Usher is the first part of being a good Maple Christian. That or he’s trying to distract from the fact that shortly before ralphing he grabbed his crotch (Full performance here.) thus angering the Great Lumberjack in the Sky who brought his syrupy vengeance swiftly down upon his son. Which, if you think about it, makes 50 Cent a prophet now, and I may have already dubbed him Smoky Links the Baptist. That’s not racist.