After looking at “celebrities” with no discernible talent all morning (Examples: Here, here and here.), I really shouldn’t take as much pleasure as I did in this video of Justin Bieber getting a water bottle chucked perfectly at his skull. For all intents and purposes, the kid at least has enough stage presence and charisma to keep the attention of teenage girls constantly bombarded with sexting – Someone reply, dammit! – and Robert Pattinson Trapper Keepers. But then I remember he’s also the only 16-year-old with a Lamborghini who gets handjobs from Kim Kardashian, and I’m a 30-year-old who ate generic Frosted Flakes for breakfast. Which is around the same time I start doing that weird laughing/crying thing that ends with me under a blanket in the shower. Hold my calls.
stinky mcpoop | August 9, 2010 at 1:35 pm
At least it was only a bottle.
stinky mcpoop | August 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
P.S. Your mom was first, but as I always do, I fucked her out of it.
How to get rough without really trying | August 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
The theme says “today’s hit music”. whats the effing problem?
Smaug | August 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm
too bad it wasn’t a running table saw covered in aids blood
Hack Saw | August 9, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I’d hit it.
Matthew | August 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
first and he ruins good music
KittyCatdancinginthesky | August 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm
and bad music
Matrim | August 9, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I approve.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 1:39 pm
there’s no finish to pwnage like a slomo replay :D
Deltale | August 9, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Yeah.. Its today’s HIT music… literally.. nice dex btw (=
Kay | August 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Haha, whoever threw that had great aim! :)
Bob | August 9, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Well that throws women out of the possible suspects.
noodle | August 9, 2010 at 2:09 pm
word!
i imagine the culprit was a man in fantastic spandex, donning a fancy mask and cape, warmly glowing with an awesome radness. i tip my hat to you sir!
PhillyB | August 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
One “here” would have been more than enuf!
KittyCatdancinginthesky | August 9, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Aim for his peni next!!!
grobpilot | August 9, 2010 at 3:44 pm
He first has to have a penis to aim at.
Deacon Jones | August 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm
looks like a towel…
bob | August 9, 2010 at 1:59 pm
When performing on stage you can start sweating so don’t forget to bring a towel.
russ | August 9, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Ha Ha.
Ashley | August 9, 2010 at 1:52 pm
next time it should be a bullet
Matthew | August 9, 2010 at 1:57 pm
and with that this is an epic internet vid
God | August 9, 2010 at 1:59 pm
That just made my day,
to the Girl who threw the Bottle, THANK YOU!!!!!
LOL I wish the bottle broke his nose… A guy can wish…
Ray Sist | August 9, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Had to be a guy. Young girls don’t throw that well and the ones that do won’t be at his concert. Honestly though, that’s still pretty low chucking a full water bottle at him. He’s just a kid. Hate the music companies using and marketing him, not Bieber himself. You guys is allllllllllllllllll mad cuz he’s going to get more quality thrown his way than any of you will see on your park benches in a lifetime.
I think he has some Jedi skills.
Ray Sist | August 9, 2010 at 2:23 pm
quality puussy that is.
he's GAY | August 10, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Too bad he ain’t interested in pussy, just being one.
cc | August 11, 2010 at 8:24 am
And, to be fair (I can’t believe I am defending him) he did succeed despite not having too many advantages in life, and he did teach himself to play guitar, piano, drums and trumpet. Contrast this with Miley Cyrus, who can’t do shit and grew up with every advantage.
Brian | August 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm
man i love this website now, i can’t stop laughing… im in tears!
The O | August 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
The only bright spot in my day so far. Too bad he didn’t go down.
Gary T | August 9, 2010 at 2:48 pm
WTF – poor kid, he’s just trying to make a living like all the rest of us and some dickhead throws a water bottle at him that he can’t see coming cause he’s got a spotlight in his eyes and it hit’s him in the head.
Doesn’t anyone have any compassion for their fellow man or kid as the case IS.
dumbass | August 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Yeah, right, he makes a living just like the rest of us? Try showing up for work one day with your hair styled like queer ass Justin Bieber, show off your white rapping skills to your co-workers, prance around jive talking as if you’re a super badass when you’re really an 85 pound homo white boy, and see how long it is until one of your co-workers brains you with a bottle. If al qaeda puts out a fatwa on this queer ass moron, i’ll sign up right away.
gogo | August 9, 2010 at 4:03 pm
u re just jealous, get over it!
ps hate him for his “music” not because he “is queer” u asshole!
mlaps1979 | August 9, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Who is this Justin Bieber chick and why does that not look like a water bottle? Maybe it was a douchebag?
rebecca | August 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm
bitch atleast be a little sensible?! he is 16 n is doing a lot with his life! so shut the fuck up jobless whore!
BU2B | August 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Please, that prepubescent honky jackass has nothing on former president, the one and only, GEORGE W. BUSH (THE LESSER). Now, that old man could dodge a shoe.
In conclusion, Justin Bieber gives me a rise in my pantaloons.
tonya | August 9, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I wish I could throw a brick at him!
burton | August 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm
pretty ignorant person who threw that, like grow up.
lalalalaaaaaaaa | August 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm
I thought the diva would throw a major BF (bitch fit)! I’m pretty impressed the way he handled that, pretty mature and calm!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 4:26 pm
sho nuf, took it like a man
cc | August 11, 2010 at 6:44 am
Considering one band called it a day over some pigeon poop, keeping going is ‘admirable’ I guess.
Years ago I saw someone throw an empty vodka bottle at Ozzy during a Black Sabbath concert (yes, I am a hundred). Security followed up with a wicked shit-kicking. Does security kick the shit out of people at Bieber concerts?
Steelerchick | August 9, 2010 at 4:05 pm
ha ha!!! I like how he fixes his hair right after getting picked off!! ha ha
dude | August 9, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Well, at least he reacted like a professional. Axl Rose would’ve just insulted everybody and their moms and then left the stage.
Also I don’t get all the hate towards the guy. He’s for teenage girls. It’s not like anybody’s forcing grown-ups to listen to his music. Radio stations that play him will also play other teenage aimed shit. Teenagers are stupid, we all know that, we’ve all been one (or still are one – yes, you’re stupid too, you’ll realize in a couple of years).
So what are stupid teenage girls supposed to listen to?! I sure as hell don’t want them screaming at a Metallica concert! I tend to view pop starlets like romantic comedies: the sole purpose is to keep my girl and her bffs distracted while me and my mates watch crap like “Predators”. God knows I wouldn’t want the missus with me in a flick like this, bitching how it’s got no story and is not believable…
Maximus | August 9, 2010 at 5:17 pm
@dude
well put
Matrim | August 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Damn it! I can’t contradict you, Axl Rose is a little bitch…
That being said, I dislike him (and most other manufactured pop stars) because the vast majority of them blow ass. But I don’t hate him, he’s just a stooge. No, I reserve my hatred for the people that make them famous.
Dior | August 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I’ve come to realize that “The Biebs” keeps these idiot girls out of MY concerts. Love it. Still… he shouldn’t be paid THAT MUCH to entertain. That’s just riddick!
ed47 | August 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I wish someone would throw a full magnum of champagne at that sloth Snookie. That would be a fine day.
alordslums | August 9, 2010 at 4:54 pm
what a waste of champagne!
Karen | August 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
He got a limp wrist up just in time. Although I doubt it would have been the first time he took a big blast in the face while pursuing his music career.
Truth | August 9, 2010 at 5:50 pm
You can see something like a note falling off the bottle after it connects so it was probably a girl trying to get a message to him, then her female genes kicked in and her aim was off (‘off’ her intentions but very much ‘on’ for our viewing pleasure”
Sebastian Bach | August 9, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Throwing shit at people when they’re on state performing at a concert is fucking weak. When they’ve got the spotlights pointing at them from out behind the audience, they can’t see anything, so you’re essentially throwing shit at a blindfolded person. It’s about as cowardly as talking shit about people from behind the walls of the internet (Fish excluded).
Brooke | August 9, 2010 at 11:42 pm
LOL Thanks Baz XD
Randal(l) | August 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I’m giggling like a retard at a magic show right now.
Randal(l)
Evil | August 9, 2010 at 7:56 pm
That was a really good shot.
Akare | August 9, 2010 at 8:45 pm
So you are 30, ew you old fish…
AnnaDraconida | August 9, 2010 at 9:12 pm
This is so profoundly amazing & beautiful I feel like crying tears of joy. Whoever did it deserves a medal of honor.
TheGooch | August 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm
*Starts a slow clap*
Blue | August 9, 2010 at 10:55 pm
No one deserves to be treated like that you morons.
Saxton Hale | August 9, 2010 at 11:36 pm
IN THE FAAACE!!!!
Brooke | August 9, 2010 at 11:41 pm
I like how the audience of pre-teen girls was practically silenced after one big gasp. Man, that shit happens at metal concerts all the time with GLASS bottles and if people like the band the guy who threw the bottle is dead, and if we don’t like the band we applaud. I would have been applauding– no, actually, if it was a Justin Bieber show I would have been the one that threw the bottle :D
jojo | August 10, 2010 at 12:02 am
Even after just taking one off the noggin, this douchebag STILL needs to immediately fix his hair. It’s all he does! God forbid that one is out of place, the record company wouldn’t like having their moneymaker’s image soured.
captain america | August 10, 2010 at 12:42 am
pssssssst: NEXT TIME TAKE A CUP!!
ItCouldBeAnyone | August 10, 2010 at 1:42 am
LOL If only the guy who tossed the shoe at George Bush a few years ago had this good of aim.
anonym | August 10, 2010 at 5:14 am
that one was for all of us who are sick and tired of justine beeba.
freebie | August 10, 2010 at 10:01 am
Good reflexes.
julie | August 10, 2010 at 10:57 am
Only in seattle ha what did he expect…
Marie | August 10, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I had lost faith in justice after Miley Cirus became famous, but now I am a believer again.
That bottle has become my new god!
Anon | August 10, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Finally! God heard my prayer!
aeg | August 10, 2010 at 5:27 pm
This is just wrong. I’m not a fan of his, but it’s wrong. Grow up Americans.
he's GAY | August 10, 2010 at 9:16 pm
What makes you think it was an American? SeaTac ain’t that far from Vancouver.
NVG | August 11, 2010 at 1:42 am
I hate his music, but damn, the kid didn’t deserve that.
For acting professionally, he gets my respect (but I still hate his songs).
Ade | August 11, 2010 at 6:28 am
THERE CAN BE MIRACLES WHEN YOU BELIEVE
cc | August 11, 2010 at 8:09 am
I think there was something wrapped around that bottle…like some vitamin enriched teen panties with a phone number.
Beep Beep | August 11, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Hey everyone leave Justine Bieber Alone! she doesnt need to be treated this way! you meanies!