Yes, it’s that slow.
Because he’s essentially Richie Rich, Justin Bieber can do whatever he wants now and took that opportunity to come out of an exclusive London restaurant last night with a fake mustache and toy helicopter. I guess the part that angers me the most is I’m pretty sure if I still played with a toy helicopter at 16, I would’ve got my ass kicked. Starting with my parents. What will this kid probably get? A million dollar toy helicopter endorsement deal followed by another handjob from Kim Kardashian once she catches wind of it. In fact, she probably smelled me typing those words and kicked Kourtney over making a dash for the airport. “Justin’s got more money. Ready the lotion!”
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