I have no idea what’s happening in this photo, but it seemed fitting.
In case you’re wondering how Selena Gomez‘s ridiculous body unfortunately attached to a 12-year-old’s face is doing keeping Justin Bieber in line, he just spit in another dude’s face. And this time it wasn’t even a neighbor telling him to slow down in a residential neighborhood before he kills somebody’s kid. TMZ reports:
The man — a DJ who performed at the Social Room on Park Street in Columbus, OH earlier that evening — called in to the Dave and Jimmy show on WNCI and explained the saga … saying it all started in the VIP room.
“Two of Bieber’s bouncers approached me and said I was trying to take pictures of Bieber.”
The man thinks JB was concerned because it was a 21+ night in the club … and Justin’s only 19.
The DJ says Bieber’s people grabbed his phone and started going through it looking for pics — but didn’t find any. Still, the man claims, the bouncers told JB the DJ was trying to take pics.
According to the DJ, Justin approached him moments later … and spouted off a couple of “choice words.”
“He called my mom something, called my dad something, called me something … and spit in my face.”
Look, we all know the classic love story from I Love New York 2: Tailor Made spits in Buddha’s face, defying conventional street wisdom about acting a bitch, and goes on to win New York’s heart. It’s probably the most romantic story of our generation except things like that don’t happen in real life. Even to #1 Baller Justin Bieber who runs every club he’s in every night. You want to play with the big dogs, son, you act the like the big dogs. No chihuahua bullshitting. Now get upstairs and help yo’ mama with supper. Your black ass can watch Bubble Guppies later.