Justin Bieber’s Still A Spitter

July 16th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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I have no idea what’s happening in this photo, but it seemed fitting.

In case you’re wondering how Selena Gomez‘s ridiculous body unfortunately attached to a 12-year-old’s face is doing keeping Justin Bieber in line, he just spit in another dude’s face. And this time it wasn’t even a neighbor telling him to slow down in a residential neighborhood before he kills somebody’s kid. TMZ reports:

The man — a DJ who performed at the Social Room on Park Street in Columbus, OH earlier that evening — called in to the Dave and Jimmy show on WNCI and explained the saga … saying it all started in the VIP room.
“Two of Bieber’s bouncers approached me and said I was trying to take pictures of Bieber.”
The man thinks JB was concerned because it was a 21+ night in the club … and Justin’s only 19.
The DJ says Bieber’s people grabbed his phone and started going through it looking for pics — but didn’t find any. Still, the man claims, the bouncers told JB the DJ was trying to take pics.
According to the DJ, Justin approached him moments later … and spouted off a couple of “choice words.”
“He called my mom something, called my dad something, called me something … and spit in my face.”

Look, we all know the classic love story from I Love New York 2: Tailor Made spits in Buddha’s face, defying conventional street wisdom about acting a bitch, and goes on to win New York’s heart. It’s probably the most romantic story of our generation except things like that don’t happen in real life. Even to #1 Baller Justin Bieber who runs every club he’s in every night. You want to play with the big dogs, son, you act the like the big dogs. No chihuahua bullshitting. Now get upstairs and help yo’ mama with supper. Your black ass can watch Bubble Guppies later.

Photos: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News


  1. Philipp

    someone needs to throat punch his ass

    • Balls Mcgee

      Would you rather they punched his throat through his ass or his ass through his throat?

      • That depends on the strength of the puncher. If they’re very strong, punch his ass through his throat. If they’re not strong, punch his throat through his ass. After all, his ass is wide open from all the pounding Usher has given him. Maybe that’s why he’s acting out, he’s a child abuse victim.

      • Definitely throat through ass. That way he gets to taste all the nutty chocolate goodness.

    • Someone needs to cunt punt him.

  2. JC

    I guess it’s the Lord who keeps making him spit on people, ain’t that right, Biebs?

  3. Monsignor Nelson

    I would have guessed he’s a swallower, not a spitter.

  4. cocoa

    k but I think we can all agree Tailor Made was 10000000% tailor made for our girl New York

  5. Do you think that baby ass gangster is delusional enough to think he’s tough shit without the bodyguards?

    I bet that puss barely clears 120lbs.

  6. EricLR

    It’s going to be very satisfying to see him washed-up and humiliating himself on some shitty reality show ten years from now.

  7. anonymous

    Can wait for the day the masses get fed up with his shit, take out his bodyguards, and then see how tough JB really is when he can’t run home and hide behind a locked door.

  8. Eugene

    Easy to be tough when you’ve got 500lbs of muscle backing you up. I can only pray that some day someone makes their peace with the sure-to-follow beating and throat punches this f*cking twink.

  9. Ian

    Don’t worry people; soon enough he’ll pull something like this on the wrong person [ie. a Geo. Zimmerman or Aaron Hernandez type] and he’ll end up face down in a hurt-locker [or worse].

  10. The Illuminati Did It

    He obviously had a little too much shizzurp y’all (that’s ‘hood talk, in case any of you ladies or gents are wondering), and thought that the man’s face was one of his Lil friends anuses. That’s how they roll in the crib.

  11. cc

    It’s part of Bieber’s new endorsement deal with McCain punch…’Catch the taste!’

  12. He went to the Columbus Zoo before the concert, pissed a bunch of people off when they shut down the star attraction polar bear exhibit just for him, and we didn’t even get a good mauling out of it.

    Then again, an angry (hero) polar bear could tear out his vocal cords and I’m kinda doubting it would hinder his live performance…

  13. tagaly

    Justin’s mom needs to get to him. He is looking like a douchebag. Is he doing this for more attention than Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan? Justin Bieber’s Mom, Pattie Mallette, Weighs In On Her Son’s Behavior: http://www.tagaly.com/tags/180

  14. I don’t mind saying that that entire last paragraph went completely over my head. And now that I know what the hell all those nonsense words (“Tailor Made”? “Bubble Guppies”?) come from, I don’t want to hear you claim to be ooooold for at least a week.

    –TomFrank, 42

  15. drake

    Selena and Justin broke up months ago

  16. I would’ve kicked him right in the cunt if he spit in my face. I’ll take the beating from the bouncers after as best I could, but I’ll be damned if I let this little bitch think he can disrespect me and get away with it.

  17. dennis

    Here’s hoping that JB goes out of the country and him and his bodyguards pull that shit on some unrecognized Cartel Kingpin in the near future.

  18. tball

    is the normal fish writer on break? This writing sucks.

  19. Bb
    Commented on this photo:

    18? She’s almost 22……

  20. ms
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry but the possibility of a malfunction doesn’t automatically mean she almost had one.

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