Justin Bieber’s Driving Like A Shithead Again

The Superficial | May 28, 2013 - 8:00 am

Justin Bieber’s already been in trouble once this year for racing his Ferrari through his gated neighborhood then spitting in the face of neighbors telling him to slow down. (It’s all about Christ’s love, y’all.) So it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s being investigated again, this time for almost plowing over children. TMZ reports:

The incident occurred at around 8 PM Sunday night. L.A. County Sheriff spokesman Steve Whitmore tells TMZ … cops received 2 separate calls in different locations in the Calabasas community. Sources say one of the callers was Keyshawn Johnson.
Whitmore says the callers reported Bieber was driving at a “startling high rate of speed.” At least one child was playing in the area where Bieber was allegedly driving.
We’re told cops responded but Bieber refused to speak with them.

When reached for comment, officers said, “We knew something was wrong when a pretty big black man picked up a phone and called the police. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. That kid’s got big testicles because these dudes won’t talk to us everyday.”

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