Justin Bieber’s Driving Like A Shithead Again

May 28th, 2013 // 15 Comments
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Justin Bieber‘s already been in trouble once this year for racing his Ferrari through his gated neighborhood then spitting in the face of neighbors telling him to slow down. (It’s all about Christ’s love, y’all.) So it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s being investigated again, this time for almost plowing over children. TMZ reports:

The incident occurred at around 8 PM Sunday night. L.A. County Sheriff spokesman Steve Whitmore tells TMZ … cops received 2 separate calls in different locations in the Calabasas community. Sources say one of the callers was Keyshawn Johnson.
Whitmore says the callers reported Bieber was driving at a “startling high rate of speed.” At least one child was playing in the area where Bieber was allegedly driving.
We’re told cops responded but Bieber refused to speak with them.

When reached for comment, officers said, “We knew something was wrong when a pretty big black man picked up a phone and called the police. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. That kid’s got big testicles because these dudes won’t talk to us everyday.”

Photos: Adidas NEO/Splash News


  1. The verb in the title is universally interchangeable.

  2. schmidtler

    How is it possible the cops showed up, and Bieber ‘refused to speak with them’?
    Also, if Keyshawn Johnson is calling the cops to complain, Bieber must have been being a super asshole.

    • Exactly. Since when is talking to the police when they show up looking for you “optional”? This story should have ended with the cops pepper-spraying him and pistol-whipping his entitled ass up and down the block.

    • Drew

      celebrity status + LA = no fucks given.

  3. dinks

    how long til he crashes n dies?

  4. Justin Bieber Adidas NEO
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks like a Terry Richardson snapshot. Got to hand it to that guy for jerking off the AD’s and convincing them he’s a genius.

    Bieber looks like he’s trolling for cock in west Hollywood in this photo.

  5. cc

    In my dreams, I chastise this little shit for driving too fast and he spits in my face. Then I get to reflexively punch him in the face. (FYI – I have giant mutant hands that I actually hide in pictures, my fist is about the same size as his head. I am generally a peaceful guy though.)

  6. get serious

    I can’t wait until he pulls this kind of crap again and someone boot stomps this entitled little shithead into dust…

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    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    All this time I thought the word douchebag stood for a man of humble empathy and impeccable manners. Imagine my surprise when Justin Bieber cleared up in seconds what Merriam-Webster never could.

  8. Someone really needs to beat this asshole’s head in with a baseball bat. Hopefully he will nearly run over some mobster’s little granddaughter one day and that will be the last we hear of this prick.

    I assume his neighborhood has an association. They need to foreclose on him and force the sale of his home and get him out of in there.

  9. anonym

    Justin needs to crash into a tree and be ejected through the windshield.
    Hopefully the brain damage will end his shitty existence.

    No one likes a big douchebag. Spoiled overrated undeserving brat needs to take it to the track.

  10. Justin Bieber Adidas NEO
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew lesbians had moves like this

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