Some Girl Justin Bieber Banged Filmed Him Sleeping Then Put It On YouTube

November 7th, 2013 // 48 Comments
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Back in 2011, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez secretly slipped off to Hawaii for a romantic getaway only to be cockblocked by his mom who flew down there the second she found out because her little boy was going to be the Dancing Jesus who saves the world from our sins and some slut wasn’t about to ruin that. A scenario Justin Bieber was completely cool with because he straight up for real loves Jesus, yo, and just wants to worship him everyday. #316YALL

Jump to this week, where after doing the shittiest job possible extracting him from a brothel, Justin’s security team couldn’t even handle the basic task of making sure the chicks he bangs don’t have a smartphone on them because above is a video of our Maple Lord and Savior sleeping while a wrapped-in-a-blanket Tati Neves films him before uploading it to YouTube. Striving each day to be like HIM, you guys! #jesuswifewasahooker

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  1. I expected Jimmy Kimmel to walk in.

  2. Chris

    Watching this kid’s nosediving downward spiral gives me hope that douche things happens to douche people :)

  3. Urbanspaceman

    This will do nothing to dent his popularity

    • JC

      Agreed. He’s faced no consequences for any of his acting out yet, and this certainly won’t do it. He banged a Brazilian prostitute, which makes him a hypocrite (like a vast majority of Christians), but it won’t matter to his fan base. What will happen, however, is that his fan base will grow up and get bored with him, just like all pop stars. Then, hopefully, we’ll see a REAL nosedive, complete with heroin and giving $5 handies underneath an overpass somewhere.

  4. Lord Evil Uncreator

    lol attention whore gives herself more camera time
    slut wants to become famous by banging someone

  5. What, no cowboy jammies?

  6. AWWWWW! He looks like a little, gay angel.

  7. Cock Dr

    I doubt Bieber fucked that girl. I doubt Bieber has the required masculine equipment.
    I think it more likely Bieber was passed out after a couple beers.

  8. Joe Blow

    Wow… even while sleeping he looks like a douche.

  9. Inner Retard

    - Aawww, look at him sleep!
    - I wonder what he’s dreaming about.
    - Shut up, Meg!

  10. jep

    Where’s a pan of warm water when you need it?

    • Yep… boiling, scalding water. With ebola in it.

      • I’m still pulling for necrotizing fasciitis, so keep it below the boiling point.

      • pornstar

        f-u-c-k you justifiable, for making me look up necro fascimile. Can you for one minute, of your bourgeois , Ivy League, ascot wearing life, write like a public school drop out? What kind of monocle wearing, cane twirling, haute couture, circles do you run in? Take schmidtler with you, he’s going to be a problem for me.

      • LOL, if you’re the same pornstar from the Kanye thread, take my advice and ask schmidtler to be your Life Coach.

      • pornstar

        I am, in fact, the SAME pornstar from the Kanye West post!! I am honored, no no, h-u-m-b-l-e-d that, you, responded to my virtual words. A word of advice Thurston Howell, my line of work does not permit me to have Life Coaches, but, if it did, I would hire a well heeled, well versed, Ivy League, crumpet eating, yacht sailing man, and spank him. O.k ya Justin Bieber, woo hoo.

  11. Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

    It’s an obvious publicity stunt. Any half-assed security team wouldn’t have allowed that to happen. However, a PR team wanting to make their client more “manly” would.

    • Yeah, totally – just like a real security team wouldn’t let someone take pictures of Prince Harry and numerous girls partying naked in Vegas. Things like that are always carefully crafted PR stunts.

  12. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t fuck his women, just pays them to get naked while he tickles his bean.

  13. Awww… Look at the little guy, all tuckered out from taggin’ and whorin’.

  14. Justin Bieber Homewrecker?

    Let’s talk about the fact that there’s a big rock on her left ring finger

  15. George P Burdell

    Previously on The Lost Kardashian

  16. TWaits

    Who cares… Zzzzz…

  17. So the little butt plug enthusiast gets a taste for poon for his first time, so the whore films him sleeping in the wet stain. I feel a song coming on.

  18. anon

    That is not a blanket, it’s a short. You can see the (off-the-shoulder) sleeve.

    Also, does anyone else find it strange that he is still in his shirt? And next to his hat? I feel like she more than likely tucked him in than had sex with him.

    • anon

      shirt*

    • Seems as if he’s trying to act like he thinks Chris Brown would – it’s pretty clear he idolizes him, what with the “Free Breezy” tagging in Bogota and all. Maybe Bieber’s concept of “thug life” means wearing your hat and strappy T when you literally get your fuck on.

      • do you have some vested interest in dispelling the notion Bieber is gay, because it’s really getting to be a killjoy for me.

      • Perish the thought – I figured my take that he’s mooning over Breezy would make you ecstatic. And I never said exactly who he got it in with, now, did I?

        Watch it again – either somebody shit the bed or there’s a few phones on the other side of that futon, so who knows who was there earlier?

  19. Hugh G. Rection

    If he wasn’t such a flaming douchebag, I’d feel bad for him.

  20. So did she leave US currency or Brazil real on his nightstand?

  21. Randy Poundersnooge

    Why do I get the feeling that this girl is the hotel maid taking advantage of a awkward moment, while the two male prostitutes who just banged Bieber unconscious are in the bathroom.

  22. gigi

    …wait this wasn’t just the maid ??

  23. He’s passed out after she reamed his ass with a strap-on for a half hour.

  24. Mitch

    Apparently the only time this little twat wears a shirt is when he’s sleeping.

  25. Barbara

    I think you men need to becareful.These women you think you can trust Don’t.My message to Justin as a Grandmother who admire you,you need to fire your Security Team.Make sure back ground checks are done on the people who claim to protect you
    Justin life is a “Bitch”,becareful.You are allowed to have good,clean Fun as every one Else. To your haters they are just that a bunch of Guys, who are Jealous.

  26. cutthecrap

    Here’s to hoping he’s missing a kidney cut

  27. cutthecrap

    Oops didn’t mean to put cut

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