Some Girl Justin Bieber Banged Filmed Him Sleeping Then Put It On YouTube

By: The Superficial / November 7, 2013

Back in 2011, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez secretly slipped off to Hawaii for a romantic getaway only to be cockblocked by his mom who flew down there the second she found out because her little boy was going to be the Dancing Jesus who saves the world from our sins and some slut wasn’t about to ruin that. A scenario Justin Bieber was completely cool with because he straight up for real loves Jesus, yo, and just wants to worship him everyday. #316YALL

Jump to this week, where after doing the shittiest job possible extracting him from a brothel, Justin’s security team couldn’t even handle the basic task of making sure the chicks he bangs don’t have a smartphone on them because above is a video of our Maple Lord and Savior sleeping while a wrapped-in-a-blanket Tati Neves films him before uploading it to YouTube. Striving each day to be like HIM, you guys! #jesuswifewasahooker